>throws on a bunch of unnecessary add-ons to your car. >doesn't actually fix anything wrong with it

>throws on a bunch of unnecessary add-ons to your car
>doesn't actually fix anything wrong with it

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'a called Pimp My Ride not Fix My Ride

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah well prostitutes dont need pimps either, thats kind of the point of the pimp. You are being charged extra for pointless shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prostitutes essentially do need pimps as the entire idea of being a pimp is that they are creating the market, and prostitutes would not exist without them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Men wanting to pay for sex exist. You brainwashed moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pimps give the idea of protection. You can smack a freelance hoe and unless she wants the worst reputation ever she won't do anything back. Smack a hoe with a known pimp and you'll be dealing with a guy who doesn't need a positive reputation.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you said you liked grilled cheese, so we hooked you up with a griddle instead of a backseat.
    >you said you loved the sea so we replaced your windows with fishtanks
    >you work as a pizza delivery boy your entire car can now be opened like a pizza box

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Made up "hobbies" for contestants if they were too boring so they could justify more gimmicks (e.g. slightly chubby guy is given a made up extreme sweet tooth so they can put candy machines in his car)
    >Didn't fix any mechanical problems, just added gimmicks and paintjobs
    >Several of the gimmicks added weren't even street legal and were removed after filming
    >Far from the near overnight work depicted, they actually took up to six months to finish the cars, during which time the contestant had no car
    >Contestants had to sign a contract saying they would not sell the car
    >Reveals were filmed multiple times if the contestant wasn't satisfactorily enthused

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pure kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the reminder reddit post good sir

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      had to sign a contract saying they would not sell the car
      One of them got around this by gifting it to a family member, who then sold it for them and gave them the money.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Made up "hobbies" for contestants if they were too boring so they could justify more gimmicks (e.g. slightly chubby guy is given a made up extreme sweet tooth so they can put candy machines in his car)
        >Didn't fix any mechanical problems, just added gimmicks and paintjobs
        >Several of the gimmicks added weren't even street legal and were removed after filming
        >Far from the near overnight work depicted, they actually took up to six months to finish the cars, during which time the contestant had no car
        >Contestants had to sign a contract saying they would not sell the car
        >Reveals were filmed multiple times if the contestant wasn't satisfactorily enthused

        had to sign a contract saying they would not sell the car.

        How the frick is that even legal?. Is your own property.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ignore that butthole, you are allowed to sell it after x amount of time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The shop used illegal immigrants and made them work long hours as well for shit pay.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the episode where the person's car turns out to be two cars welded together and it's too dangerous even for them so they buy him a new car

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s like the absolute bare bones cheapest car you could legally buy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Link?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i vaguely remember that ep

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a video on youtube where a guy finds a van that was on the show in a junk yard. He buys it for 700 bucks and fixes it up from top to bottom, salvaging what he can from the original pimp up. It's pretty good.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The VW surfer van was pretty good. The kid was so happy! Wonder whatever became of it

    ?si=-Sw7IbovDBKAYtw3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was X still living in it?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to reality TV.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yo dawg, we heard you were a thrillseeker, so we didn't put any airbags in your car!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey bro we heard you like cars, so we put a car in your car's car

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When it was on I never watched this show but I was always like
    >Oh Xzibit is cool
    >Those guys working on those cars look like theyre having fun
    Looking back its shocking how bleak it is
    Everyone that gets selected for the show is always super poor, uneducated, youngish guys living in super sad apts either by themselves, with their girls or with like 6 other dudes
    Their rides are always super busted
    Instead of doing anything for these folks that would actually help them with their lives they get a bunch of flashy shit put in their cars which makes it a giant billboard for thieves
    All of those dudes lived in the shittiest part of town so you know they got robbed the night they parked their now customized cars in the parking lot or on the st

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like the part where he installs tv screens at random in the car.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What possible use could this have?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about practicality when "flossin'"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What possible use could this have?

      It's not about practicality when "flossin'"

      >he doesn't know about hater vision

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    X has gotten real fat.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saturday morning
    >playing halo CE or halo 2 in my living room computer
    >sister is watching either this, punk'd, bam margera's show or jackass on MTV
    >they just have these shows on a loop throughout the day with music videos in between at some points
    >at 9pm I'm going to get on my psp in bed and download porn and jack off 2 times at least
    Good times fellas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real MTV was the best but I did like trash MTV
      I wish they had kept some music I think MTV could've lasted a little longer

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We heard you like DA so the windshield is now a screen hooked up to the catalog!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen an episode, but there was a Mad Magazine where somebody wrote in "pimp my ride" and the joke was they gave it a full restoration minus aesthetics, and man I wish I had that car.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't actually fix anything wrong with it
    The show's called Pimp My Ride not Fix My Ride. Would you take your car to Xzibit if you needed an oil change??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dunno, i thought pimps made their girls work, took care of their abortions and medication and stuff to keep them running (walking the streets)

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In Seth Martino's Reddit AMA, the contestant said, "I know im [sic] fat, but they went the extra mile to make me look extra fat by telling the world that I kept candy all over my seat and floor just in case I got hungry. Then gave me a cotton candy machine in my trunk." Further explaining the situation, Martino said, "I sat there and watched them dump out two bags of generic candy."

    >HuffPost asked Martino about the instance and he stressed again, "I did not have any candy all over my car. That was completely fabricated for the story."

    >Why didn't he speak up and say something about how MTV was treating him? "At the time, I didn't question anything because it was an exciting experience and I just kind of went with the flow," Martino said. He further felt as if this was all just a reason to install a cotton candy machine. "I know it is kind of mean, but I think they just wanted to put a cotton candy machine in a car and used the fat guy as the opportunity to do it."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but I think they just wanted to put a cotton candy machine in a car and used the fat guy as the opportunity to do it.
      based mtv

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dad was a mechanic and he’d make stereotypical, mocking accents when he caught me watching it. I miss him.

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