wait a second... there are actually people unironically buying a car that runs of batteries? really?

wait a second...
there are actually people unironically buying a car that runs of batteries?
really?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dude you don't understand the highest models are slightly faster off the line than family cars from half a century ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which family car from the 70s did 1.99 0-60?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your mom

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i accept your concession

          >popular
          is this what it is about? Popularity? Not being good or bad?
          Also no it's really not, you homosexuals just enjoy being told what's good for you.
          >"What's that, you don't ejoy eating shit? LMFAO you autistic fool, this is not just Shit, it's a bag of POPULAR SHIT! What are you, poor? Can't affor a bag of Shit?"

          what else could you mean by it 'being the future' or not? i think you might be genuinely autistic i was just joking but this extreme lack of understanding of subtle meaning of words says otherwise

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i accept your concession

            ok idiot gay boy, cars were easily doing 5 sec 0-60 half a century ago which isnt that much slower than a tesla plaid most EVs are slower than a power wheels so suck my dick

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >some stripped down race cars were doing nearly double a self driving luxoburges 0-60, it's over for EVs

            lol
            lmao

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >still doesn't get it
            by re-inventing the wheel and paying the price of a house, with every advantage in the world you're still barely faster than grandpa's plymouth satellite. if we're talking about modded cars then there are plenty of cars from the 90s that can easily do 2 seconds.
            >luxobarge
            what makes a tesla a luxobarge to you? the fact that is blows cold air?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a plaid costs as much as a house in his area

            wow, an actual hick, i didnt think you guys had internet

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cope and seethe femboy, your entire life is an investment grade dixie cup

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sir I need my battery to roll my engine.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you don't get it, the batteries are very light, take up very little space, and will in no way lead to the car being completely totalled.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat Amerilard

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are guys the like to watch their wives/gfs getting fricked by their bfs, so yes, there are people who like cars that cuck their owners.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes, my alternator harness was eaten by rodents, how did you know?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fat Amerilard

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My car runs on batteries and my phone runs on gasoline

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, they aren't people

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, the absolute salt from non EV owners.

    How do you know someone doesn't like EVs? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post your ev

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao GAY

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jealous?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, not at all

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And there are others who buy cars which you need to pour combustable liquid into kek.

            lol.

            Pretty jelly tbh.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And there are others who buy cars which you need to pour combustable liquid into kek.

          lol.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HAHAHAHAHAHA

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More jealousy???

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is ironic right? Oh anon you slap me on the knee

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I had no idea the Volt was this popular around here. :^)

  11. 3 weeks ago
    S/ö/viet
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get this. Every other battery powered device suffers from charging capacity loss over time. But somehow BEVs are immune to the physical reality.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is saying that.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it's actually nice being able to charge at home and drive on smooth, quiet and cheap electricity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it though?
      there is no better feeling then the rumbling of the engine, pressing down on the pedal to give it some smooth revs, dropping the clutch and speeding away with a small burnout
      When I drive over 140mph I want to feel the engine scream and roar, i dont think EVs can even go that fast with their single gear

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is it though?
        Yes. Have you tried it? I'm not saying it's a direct replacement to an enthusiast ICE vehicle, but for a daily driver it makes for a fine addition.

        >i dont think EVs can even go that fast with their single gear
        The Tesla Model S Plaid with track pack can go 200 MPH in one gear. The rotors are carbon sleeved which reduces their mass enough to allow them to spin at 20,000 RPM at 200 MPH.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Tesla employee

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        98% of new cars sold are automatic and come with quiet factory exhausts, so it's clear practically no one agrees with you that loud manuals give 'no better feeling'.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the snek thread?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is now

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, and they're exactly who you expect them to be. Ukraine flags, "love wins" signs in their yards, watches every Netflix show, etc.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically
    the dumbest motherfrickers around unironically trying to tell you how driving a subscription based explosive shitbox that costs 3 times a norml car it's "actually the future"
    unironically

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. poor and autistic

      are you seriously going to argue that subscriptions are not popular? everything these days is going to subscription models

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >popular
        is this what it is about? Popularity? Not being good or bad?
        Also no it's really not, you homosexuals just enjoy being told what's good for you.
        >"What's that, you don't ejoy eating shit? LMFAO you autistic fool, this is not just Shit, it's a bag of POPULAR SHIT! What are you, poor? Can't affor a bag of Shit?"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick does "popularity" change the fact that something is objectively worse you absolute schizo, especially when it's being government enforced and you don't really have a choice

        God I wish I could hate you to death

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh, is this an "I was just pretending to be moronic" episode?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            whoopsie meant for

            i accept your concession

            [...]
            what else could you mean by it 'being the future' or not? i think you might be genuinely autistic i was just joking but this extreme lack of understanding of subtle meaning of words says otherwise

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Worse range
            Exponentially longer recharge times
            Battery loses capacity with each charge
            Temps too low? LMAO
            Temps to high? LMAO
            Resale value? LMFAO
            Costs at least twice as much to it's ICE counterpart
            More expensive to mantain
            Can't be repaired, has to be sent back to the manifacturer.
            Will eventually become a brick since it's basically a subscription vehicle.
            Kek software updates on a car.
            Living in a rural area? Good luck charging it anywhere but at home.
            Three time the weight, handles like dogshit.
            Offroading KEK.
            Not actually sustainable or green in any remote way, and in fact several times worse than ICEs.

            They are literally only good as citycars. If things were reversed and combustion vehicles were to appear in a world where EVs were the norm just yesterday, they would all be replaced within 2 years.

            Go to fricking bed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a bunch of shit that no one cares about

            you hate apple products too dont you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literally anything and everything that makes a vehicle effective and viable
            >a bunch of shit that no one cares about
            I accept your concession

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            majority of people never offroad, need more than 300 miles range, care about resale value, live in extreme temperatures, care about the maintenance cost, care about software updates or environmental impact

            dont know why you seethe so bad at basic consumer purchase decisions, wisdom of the crowd, free market whatever you want to call it just relax and accept you aren't like everyone else

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >EVs are inferior, but since the majority of the population including myself are braindead morons, who cares
            Like I said, I accept your concession.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so they are the future then?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >its objectively bad because i said so

          someone failed school

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >objectively worse
          Prove it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >costs 3 times a norml car
      The Tesla Model 3 Performance is tens of thousands of dollars cheaper than the BMW M3.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The tessie model 3 is also tens of thousands times gayer than the BMW M3

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only a certain demographic

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jbrc0VZUrX4

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am personally of the objectively correct opinion "people" who unironically advocate for subscriptions should be anally violated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they'd enjoy it so no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they'd enjoy it so no

      Exactly, Tesla owners would willingly pay to have an eggplant shoved into their ass.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tesla owners are dumb and smell of poo

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how crazy people went over the diesel engine. "I don't understand, where do you feed it hay, and where is the butthole for the shit to come out?"

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EVERY car runs off of batteries. how else are you supposed to start the engine????

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