what do you call your car? mines Dave.

what do you call your car? mines Dave.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont call my car.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t give my car a name as I don’t have unregulated neurosis. What, do you frick it also?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >90 Camry
      Gretchen
      >90 LTD wagon
      She was blue and large, was Large Marge, got a custom decal for her
      >90 Horizon
      That's Audrey
      >2008 Grand Marquee
      That's obviously Markie

      Now the CRV is just 'The CRV', been little less than a year and she hasn't told me her name or earned a title yet. Might just stay little CRV

      I am sure it's the opposite with you, neurotypicals enjoy the capacity for love and generally name their cars.
      OP, however, is being moronic by giving the car a boys name; it's either a girls name or A Title

      how do name your car
      do you just pick a random name or is there a system
      I can't think of one for my bugmobile

      She tells you, it takes time sometimes

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It does not have a name... Giving your car a name is horse girl tier, except horses are at least living animals

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Margot Sinanju.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All big cars are named Bertha and all little cars are Bessy.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pucca. I need to take more pics btw.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call my car suburban
    My other car is named Hyundai
    My other other car is named shitbox

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My car says it was made in Canada so I call it Wilfrid, named after the 7th Prime Minister of Canada.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pavement queen.
    >its a yukon

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a black cat called Kirby and my car is also black so I called it Carby

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it has EFI

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scooby
    Bcos brown like him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scooby, how do I gain more muscle and be gay?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scooby, how do I gain more muscle and be gay?

      imagine not calling it screwby
      >breaks down
      screwby
      >turns over first go
      screwby

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kuro Kabuto

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ????
      Quads and I'm the only one that
      >checked

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do name your car
    do you just pick a random name or is there a system
    I can't think of one for my bugmobile

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just came to me. I like Pucca and for some reason when I was thinking about what to call my car I thought of Pucca, so now I named it after Pucca. I don't often call it by its name, it's usually just the car, the Starlet, or the Toyota, but his name is still Pucca.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I type the numbers and wait.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    filename

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aibo, all Japanese cars. An Acura and two Infiniti's. Also I'm Asian 🙂

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I named my car Nyx

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking piece of shit that won't start when temps go bellow freezing despite all 6 glow plugs working perfectly and winter grade in the tank

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eclipse because i wish i had a mitsubishi eclipse from need for speed when I was younger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know you may be joking
      but its still moronic to buy that thing

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red Rocket (it's got the V6)

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alexus
    As in, it's a Lexus
    I'm driving a Lexus down the road.
    I'm deep dicking a Lexus.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like that a lot, anon

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call her Big Booty Judy

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my old mazda i called mazdarati but i dont have it anymore

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daewoo matiz 0.8 waiting yours questions
    Please help make my dream come true
    https://gogetfunding.com/welder/

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    missus steel

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Turkmobile, it's an old Benz.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sebastian

  28. 2 months ago
    s10fag

    Kurwa

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy Lexi.

    Its a lexus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you wanna name a car, stick with female names. Vehicles are inherently feminine.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tyrone

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tyrone, it was big and black and saved my life when I got hit.
    New one is named petunia.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call them all "Girl," and sometimes "Babe."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MhPlGEX.jpg

      I just call my car girl and tallk to it like Arthur Morgan talks to his horses.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is literally inside another man
    The jokes write themselves

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My new white Escalade would be named Tony if I was a wiener gobbler like op

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just call my car girl and tallk to it like Arthur Morgan talks to his horses.

  37. 2 months ago
    Greased Geese

    dingleberry handpump

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never named any of my cars, I never felt they were male or female. I don't name my refrigerator or lawn mower either. Davey Crockett named his rifle "Betsy", now I want to nickname an object. My laptop is now female named "Foxy", but 0/10 no tail.

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