What the frick are these supposed to be?

What the frick are these supposed to be?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    front exhaust

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're supposed to be chrome, but they're really just cheap plastic

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chromies.
    Lurkmore

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    power pods

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That would be what the industry calls a fascia idk

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    speed holes

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a stupid and ugly design fad. Does nothing to make car slice through the wind and makes it harder to keep clean.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ones near the brakes actually help but idk what the point of these ones is.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        those might be the ones with a duct to the brakes, the others are fake vents

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since this is a Subaru Lezmobile, probably dog vomit exhaust ports

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Subaru Lezmobile

      huh i had no idea what that symbol was thought it was stellantis

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's where the fog lights were supposed to go but engineering said no

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VLS

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    subarus look so cheap now
    even Hyundai is more premium

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >subarus look so cheap now
      >even Hyundai is more premium
      This. Subaru might have cheap painted flames on the side, but hyundai has the real thing. Because it's on fire. Premium fire.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Entry Subes have always been cheap shit, from the unpainted black ABS bumpers to the recycled plastic bawdy looking interiors they were always kind of ghetto unless you opted up for a better trim and interior package. Which is actually fine if you don't need a fancy interior because your truck mud and dogs all through it or have a habit of hitting animals on the road, its generally hard wearing and won't give you any problems.
      'functional'
      Might be the kindest you can call the average beats subaru

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unpainted black ABS bumpers
        How's that bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        name literally one US market subaru that came with poverty spec completely unpainted plastic bumpers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            soul

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Think a lot of the Outbacks also came with unpainted bumpers too, the new ones might not

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the bumper clearly has some silver paint on it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stop looking at the pretend diffuser, its not the bumper

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because race car

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even my Civic stolded those

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IDK what they're for. Kia has them too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this car looks like when someone makes a huge mistake midway through a math problem and then finishes it. the result is obviously wrong, all the numbers look fricked, but for the most part some rules and guides were kept so we hope overall it'll work. it doesn't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cheapest manual car in Oz, so it has that going for it. IDK much about them but was thinking of UK version after watching TLBS when I posted. It looks much more like OP's vents.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm thinking that since hyundai owns a portion of kia, the picanto is a new getz

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hyundai don't sell the Getz in Oz anymore. Smallest car they sell is performance i20N which is twice the price of Kia Picanto. Just browsed Hyundai's website, not a nice looking car in the range.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hyundai don't sell the Getz in Oz anymore
            >Hyundai haven't sold the Getz at all for 12 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      something about those wheels

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        must be buddist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a fricking Cheese Grater.
        How in the frick does that bullshit not have Balancing issues, especially when taking on frozen slush.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ughhh.
    Modern headlamps are cringe as frick too.
    What in the literal Trapezoid hell.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Air brakes.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake. Meant to emulate front disc brake cooling air intakes.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exhausts

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb people like to have a bunch of random designs on their cars.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    greebling

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Factory rice. Somehow, we ended up with a timeline where manufactures have been using design elements from fast and furious movie cars on "SUVs" (cuckovers). Looks like we are shifting back to cube timeline where everything becomes a honda element but until CERN fires up again there will be eggshit with rice styling lingering around.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those are the sex holes. Make sure you don't get gasoline fumes queefed on you though

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've heard of hood scoops, yes?
    Those are grill scoops.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIG GRILL AND BIG CHROME = BIG STATUS

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of obvious AI slop in modern use for anything 'creative' blows my mind.

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