what's the best way to defend your vehicle against pitshits

what's the best way to defend your vehicle against pitshits

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is this even possible

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      plastic garbage + dogs can sense evil

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lawyer should be wearing some kind of small head covering for maximum keks.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dey dindu nuffin. Dey wuz gud bois. Sheeit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shitbull was a good boy, for once.
        He can get the "canadian medical treatment" last.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That dog looks so happy tearing out the weatherstripping. How can you even be mad? He doesn't understand value or why humans dont tear up the cars. But that woman is dumb for spending $50k or whatever on a chew toy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a bloody mess, and they didn't even eat people that day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's small mammals hiding in engine bays. Cats, racoons, mice etc. That's all the dogs are after.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mexicans

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Parked? Idk, make some brew that's toxic to dogs and coat your car with it.
    Dogs that chase your moving car and bite at the wheels? Tighten a hand towel under one of the lugs, the dogs grab the towel and get their heads twisted. Source- uncle started a blood feud with the neighbors with this tactic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's brilliant

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Parked? Idk, make some brew that's toxic to dogs and coat your car with it.
        Dogs that chase your moving car and bite at the wheels? Tighten a hand towel under one of the lugs, the dogs grab the towel and get their heads twisted. Source- uncle started a blood feud with the neighbors with this tactic.

        I don't understand what the frick he's saying, can someone assplayn, or diagram?

        A hand towel is like 8" x 8". How do I tie it under a lug nut?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk towel terminology, not washcloth sized but not a bath towel either.
          Like you'd use to dry dishes.
          It fricked our neighbor's dog up, I felt kind of bad but it was better than my uncle tearing the dude's face off I guess.
          Shitbull mix was chasing my niece on the 4 wheeler and my uncle got pissed. Dog got ragdolled and walked sideways for a long time.
          Neighbor decided he'd better leave it alone, my uncle already has a running feud with the local injos and they're scared to frick with him.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            based crazy uncle

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's a logger that did some time in SanQ and Folsom. He's not afraid to go back.
            Living on his ranch was wild times, he's a hostile sumbitch.
            He rocks long blonde hair so when he was on a new logging crew they'd call him "Hippy" and other epithets, he'd always let it ride until a few of them felt like they could bully him.
            Then they learned a few things.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, he sounds like a living David Allan Coe song.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i like your uncle

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks broham. I do too. We had a falling out because we're both hard headed but I need to visit him, he's getting old.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remove lugnut.
          Put hole in corner of towel with stick/ pocketknife.
          Put over lug stud.
          Tighten nut on towel.
          Drive just slow enough the dog can grab on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dome of My brother's dogs have evolved immunity to being run over. Picrel attacked a pickup/trailer probably going around 70 Mph back when she was a juvenile and she got no medical care. He just carried her to the shade and put food/water by her and expected her to die. But she lived. I ran over one of her sons cause the dogs were swarming in front of my car when I was leaving and then he stopped suddenly while in front of my car. he didn't even het hurt. Anyways if you're ever driving through eastern pooregon, dont slow down for the swarm of pitbulls. They dont get hurt and they dont hurt the car when I run them over. But some of them are really mean and they would probably damage the car or your body if they had the chance.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that mud, or a floor covered in shit?
        What the frick even is this photo?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      devilish

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gun

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You put it in the garage instead of all your worthless garbage

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drive a Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor.

    There is no plastic.

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    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right on. You tell 'em, brother.

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  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redlining.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the basketball puppy fears the white man's beast deleter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Borzoi with the really long snouts also destroy shitbulls.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put lead in the paint :O

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rat poison coated in peanut butter. Shitbulls fully deserve it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do NOT do this. Rat poison causes excessive dehydration, causing them to chew more/harder looking for moisture and leads to aggression. Use something sweet smelling like antifreeze instead.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    9mm fixes shitbulls pretty quick.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I see are two future engineers in action

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had pitbulls in my neighborhood I would definitely buy a well trained German Shepard, security cameras and a shotgun. I would use all 3 if it came into my yard. The Shepard would probably be collateral damage.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the videos where someone is being mauled by a shitbull and other people try to "help" by awkwardly pushing the dog around instead of just beating it to death.

      It doesn't matter if the dog was a perfect angel for its entire life (guarantee it wasn't). Once it starts attacking a human being, kill the fricking thing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw one where a construction worker got a hammer and broke the dog spine. First time I saw someone with the awareness to do something right

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was it a big assed sledgehammer?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It had a sledgehammer head but was not as long

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those ones are called engineer's hammers

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not bad, good for the man giving that pibble a John Henry tier spine bonking.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm finna BREAK that buck

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't suppose you have a link?
          webm related is a coyote rather than a pitbull. but i imagine you'd need to do the same at a minimum for one

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This makes me unimaginable happy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            for me it's the way the coyote tries to bite/bark back after he manages to free himself from the first round of punches only to immediately learn the hard way that he should've fricked off a long time ago

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He should've gone for the kill.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unlikely

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep cats out of your engine bay.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just shoot the fricking thing. Its obviously acting aggressively and its easy to say you feared for your life.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if you feed them meat spiked with Xylitol?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think anyone near me owns a shitbull, if they did then I would just get a bigger dog or move to a Whiter area.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pibbles in da hooood

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shitbulls don't like crossovers. You're not a pack of shitbulls are you DA?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Homie you know I got that DOG in me

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