What's the first thing you do after you buy a car?

What's the first thing you do after you buy a car?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fart

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    4 hour goon sesh inside new car to break it in

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I thought I was the only one who drove drunk around here

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want underbody neons so badly bro

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rip out all the flooring. i am a proud carpet hater.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Login to Spotify.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I start fixing it because i only buy broken shitboxes

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    install LPG

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >oil & filter
    >plugs
    >CAI
    >black ice air freshener
    Ready to hit the togue

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    one of the 1st things i got for a xb i got, years ago, was a tall bubble shifter knob. got a lot of complements from women drive thru workers haha

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    drive it home

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    regret it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lol - this fr.
      Also doing some more research and finding the same car for less even closer to your house.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    custom seat covers

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tint windows

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Convince Pimp My Ride that I'm a blind old black man, only to get my fraud discovered at the last minute and lose it all

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    replace timing belt

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mine has a chain because frick puny japanese motors

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Drive it to your mom's house

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Suspension wheels tires exhaust tint. 4 mandatory mods that must be done to any vehicle no matter what.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >any vehicle no matter what
      I'm not ruining the comfy ride of my accord so I can impress some zoomers with my hellaflush fitment

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers don't care about cars

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Who do you think watches Fitment Industries or Donut Media? Or is driving up the price on miatas and other japanese shitboxes?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Impress yourself by not having a gay car. Quit worrying about what other people think.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wake up

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    catch up on deferred maintenance

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fix it

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wait weeks without driving it for all the documents to arrive and go back and forth to the DMV to get it registered

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wash it really good, including the engine bay and wheel wells
    I know I'll have to wrench on it a lot and I don't want to do it in filth

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aint got no gas in it

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Replace every single rubber component and all fluids.

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