Where's the Mustang Challengers and Camaros? Are they just slow?

Where's the Mustang Challengers and Camaros? Are they just slow?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are driven by minorities and get wreckless driving tickets instead.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or they wrap themselves around a tree.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all these damn minorities getting tickets for not causing wrecks

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are smart enough not to get caught.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, the slow ones get caught.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, but also many states won't give you a plain ass speeding ticket for 15+ PSL - you'd get a reckless driving or something more serious instead.

      Note how all the cars in this list are awful slow POSes...

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the out of place cars in these like cars that were only available for a few years over 20 years ago pulling a DUI rate above the national average.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that list
      Welcome to Mexico, USA.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >#1 speeding
      >#2 dui
      Why are subiebros so based?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lesbians trying to be abusive men and overcompensating.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lesbians have a much higher rate of partner abuse, its the other way round
          do men need to step up their game?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Might want to work on your comprehension skills

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genesis Coupe owners drive around like they have a massive inferiority complex, so I'm not surprised

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mustangs
    Crashed and totaled
    >Challengers
    slow asf
    >Camaros
    Same as Mustang or smart enough on the road to not get caught and even smash their shit up.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Veloster is based and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      C pillar is bigger than my dick

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are they just slow?
    On the contrary. Why get speeding tickets and when you can just run.

    Like that Charger that's uncatchable

    Slowgays don't risk running because if they do they'll get caught and slammed by the road pirates with more than a speeding ticket.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glorious Subaru!

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a cop
    >Wanted to be car guy, didn't get into college
    >See a bunch of minivans and altimas going 15 over - don't want to ruin a family's day or deal with gangsters.
    >See WRX going 15 over - mudflaps, lip, spoiler, fartcan - don't feel bad about pulling them over at all, might even get a drug bust and they'll be able to pay the ticket(s).
    That's part of how this works.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is exactly how I'd handle traffic duty until I was more seasoned. Then I'd only ticket non-whites in nice cars.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Then I'd only ticket non-whites in nice cars.
        They do this already

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then why are the top-10 most-ticketed cars cheap cars driven solely by whites and east asians?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fairly true. I drive a stock looking sedan with no tint or factory rice. had some c**t in a heavily riced out FRS race me, and not only did he lose, he got pulled over. same with a riced out, blacked out mercedes, except he very much won the launch and probably got dinged quicker by the pig due to that

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stats here don't break anything down by engine, so a base 4cyl Camaro counts just as much as a ZL1

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's my question, where the altimas at?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the Veyrons and Huracans? are they just slow?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The average car on the road is a generic commuter shitbox, which explains half the list, and the other half is because they are pretty obtainable "fast" cars with specific bro racer types drawn to it. It's why you see the WRX in number 1 but the civic isn't even on the list despite the Type R and Si attracting the exact same crowd of speeders the average got balanced out by the millions of boring auto civics driven by normal people.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      base impreza is up there
      golf gti is up there
      face it, civic drivers are pussies, I have never seen a type r go fast on the road
      they do 0-30 from stoplights then turn into grandma

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