Which pump are you pulling up to?

Which pump are you pulling up to?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drive by laughing because I recharge at home. Imagine if you had to go to an electricity station to refuel your laptop or phone. Would drive me nuts.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pulling at your house and pumping your mom

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit thats a lot of gas pumps

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this texas or something? In my state gas stations have like 12 max.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      most ive seen 18 in a 3x3 layout

      probably like 1,3, or 23 because I never go in the store and I wanna get out of there. but if I have to fill up in the hood probably 8 or 14 so I'm around more witnesses/better lighting near the store.

      >SEE CASHIER
      what do?

      8 and i ask the guy if he has a light for my smokes

      i thought you arent supposed to do that since it halves the flow rate for both of you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>SEE CASHIER
        >what do?
        leave because I want my mufuggin gasbuddy discount. cya

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not screenshotting 30 cent off barcodes to reuse in the future
          gasbuddy is good but rewards CC + Upside (same discounts as gasbuddy) is better. some CCs go up to 5% back on gas which can be further stacked with station loyalty (such as picrel) and upside, whereas gasbuddy only stacks with whatever can be used at the pump.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SEE CASHIER
        and go in there with the lottery people no thanks I'll hit the next station

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is why you only go after 10pm when its fricking dead

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably like 1,3, or 23 because I never go in the store and I wanna get out of there. but if I have to fill up in the hood probably 8 or 14 so I'm around more witnesses/better lighting near the store.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    13
    What a shit thread

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 and i ask the guy if he has a light for my smokes

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the street(s) and parking lot entrances in relation to the station and which direction am I coming from?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying we are in a four dimensional none-collapsing wave with no interference from the expanding universe

      Stop being so selfish dude, just open your mind

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    5. Now there's a pump with hair on it's chest.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know how to reverse.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    any one because the hoses are all long enough to reach to the other side

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're stuck charging your gȯypod at home cause I blocked all the chargers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I would have charged at home even if you had never parked their. Your actions had no effect on the outcome.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But what if you hadn't charged at home?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have not had to charge anywhere but home in 14,000 miles.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats because you never leave your urbanite prison

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Da frick is an urbanite prison?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    9.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 because I'm antisocial.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    9 or 10. Yes Im antisocial(unless the other person nearby somehow shows evidence of being good person). Also its easier for me to be prepared and defend myself against possible thief, who would try to steal my stuff or my car.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A prime number pump. They have the best fuel.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whichever one has receipt paper. from what i could gather a full size roll lasts about a month in each pump

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