Which sporty SUV should I get?

Which sporty SUV should I get?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sporty
    >SUV

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one on the left is doing the trick non stop since 2016, but DA would rather suggest German shitheaps. Go figure.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *5 DTCs blocks your path*

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DTC
          all canbus gets raped with DTCs at all times, they're not even bad it's just uneven power delivery

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sports car is when you accelerate fast
        Cool.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >an econocar vs a literal race car that costs 5x the price
          Cool comparison bub

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bad bait, nobody is that blind.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tesla brakes before the turn
          Noob driver lel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tesla ran out of charge on its last race
          wow gosh I wonder what happens when you don't have enough gas in an ICE I bet it would still win right

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You'd run a jerry can out to the car and drive away, not have to have it towed like an EVtroon moron.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sad and gay cope:
            Nordschleife lap times
            7:22.68 Chevrolet Corvette C6 Z06
            7:25.231 Tesla Model S Plaid (with Track Pack)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be a woman

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          car is when you accelerate fast
          yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sporty Sport Utility Vehicle

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lamb truck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >truck

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Among the ones on the pic? I'd go for the BMW just based on price.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stelvio quadrifoglio, if you're doing something as moronic as buying a sporty SUV then you should at least get something that isn't trying too seriously

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think V6 is not the ideal option for a performance SUV. I also wouldn't choose a Macan for this reason.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          TD then

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >something that isn't trying too seriously
      it's the fricking quickest of all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quickest to get back to the dealership to have another faulty module replaced.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >'muh reliability' toyota driver
          it's fine anon, we get it, sometimes life catches up to you and you simply don't have the money to get a 'nice car'. feel free to keep posting cope if that makes you feel better about your situation

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            A nice car is one that won’t leave you stranded

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but it's not tryhard, it's just fast

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trophy truck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that's definitely a sport.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a car you pathetic waste of oxygen

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ram TRX

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    those are terrible because they pander to a moronic audience
    a Suburban btfo every single ""sporty"" ""SUV"" on all aspects
    drop a supercharger on one and it would also tow everything you'd want

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you should get colon cancer

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sports SUV
    before getting anything you should get your dignity back and stop letting your wife dictate your car purchases.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a fricking sports wagon you high riding pussy
    >verinoreq

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL might as well keep your nuts and get a full-size BoF SUV with a naturally aspirated truck engine
      >Brown and/or European
      Carry on then

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >people complain about the electric 5 series weight 5k lbs
        >gas Audi weighs just as much

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He doesn't know weight keeps you planted at high speeds
        Wrenchlet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>He doesn't know weight keeps you planted -ACKK

          Pigfat.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If only you could create a downwards force on the car without adding weight
          That would be revolutionary

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Audi RSQ8

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    X5, easy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first gen X5 was coolest city dweller suvs ever made, cant say same about new models still nice but they lost something.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think these models are aging well aesthetically, but are they any with a reliable powertrain? I know the V8 is bad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you can find a super rare M45B30 powered manual X5, they're pretty reliable.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            M54*

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you dont want anything that isnt the 3.0d, probably the best engine they ever made. The v8 is a piece of shit made for who knows what reason. Its got its type issues but they arent so bad. Worst is probably the brake lines rotting away due to a cover plate that amasses water and dirt. Though i guess in america youre gonna bay moronic prices for repairs anyway

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          3.0 diesel was really popular in europe, just checked used market and lot of high kilometers one for sale (400k-500k km) i would say thats pretty reliable.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          3.0i M54

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My x3 is slow enough with the 3.0, a bigger heavier SUV needs a bigger engine.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My X3 3.0/6MT is pretty good.
          But its not really sporty. Its just a good all weather car for people under 300 pounds.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        First get looks gay as frick. Get a 2014-2018

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kys

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How poor are you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >preferring the objectively superior gen means I'm poor
            lmao

            I'm not a BMWcuck either though

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >woman hands

            Post breasts

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Grats on your shit dash. Should have gotten a BMW

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            haha his dash is even fricking worse than that. his car is ten years older than you think it is.
            truly the muslim/poorgay's choice

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I own an AMG and you don't, I'm objectively better than you 🙂

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprised it took to 2013 for these to get a 2.0l diesel and petrol option, and still yet to receive a sub 2l.
        I'd thought the suckers who buy that would love a cheap, economical shitter engine in that.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    but if they're sport utility vehicles why would you need a sporty one?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cayenne Turbo, but the Macan feels more fun.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore the malding, seething busriders and poors in this thread. They can't help but lose their shit at the smell of family, free time, and wealth.

    Here's what you want:
    - Older V8 Cayenne (2013-2017 "958") with physical buttons and PASM/PDCC/PTV+, ideally a GTS or a Turbo/Turbo S, but a well-optioned S could be ok as well
    - Newer X5 with B58

    Consider also a 2013-2017 Panamera (same options/trim requirements) or a 2011+ E63 wagon.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toyota RAV4

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would go with the Porshe because it looks way cooler than a generic BMW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's something to be said for the anonymity of the X5. It can be nice not being noticed in the supermarket parking lot.

      I would still choose the Cayenne 10 times out of 10.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a Raptor R instead

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cayenne

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    low quality bait

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dodge durango srt 392

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drive a G01 X3 and enjoy it although I've had it for a few years so I'm about to swap it out.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sportsy SUV

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat, heavy, tall, handles like shit
    >sporty

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    srt durango

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet the X3MC handles better than most cars, is faster than most cars. DA is truly a special place....

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >McMansion
      >Bmw

      Fricking kek, someone post the poor albanian house picture with a bmw parked on the driveway

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >those
        >mcmansions
        Post the hovel you live in

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ranch house across the street
          Lol, that guy is so mad he didn't even take time to look at the pic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >MUH RANCH HOUSE
            >wood structure
            >drywall that breaks if you punch it

            Lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ranch house across the street
          Lol, that guy is so mad he didn't even take time to look at the pic.

          >has neighbours across the street and directly next to his house

          lol you’re poor, cope

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/npe2ViP.jpg

            >MUH RANCH HOUSE
            >wood structure
            >drywall that breaks if you punch it

            Lmao

            >he still hasn't posted his hovel

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/npe2ViP.jpg

            >MUH RANCH HOUSE
            >wood structure
            >drywall that breaks if you punch it

            Lmao

            >literally too stupid to understand why a ranch isn't a mcmansion
            >double posting
            V6challygay from that muscle car thread he got BTFO in?

            [...]
            >he still hasn't posted his hovel

            Lol.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you must be rich, could i see your home? that is if you have one

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the European mind cannot comprehend neighborly love

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have garages
      >the car is permanently parked outside in front of it

      Americans have truly been fricked in their head by their israeli masters and their capitalism as their entire existence revolves around playing “who’s wealthier” with their fellow poor neighbours in a constant game of showing off their pathetic goods to look less miserable than the other members of the cattle.

      Financing and leasings were a mistake, they literally enables poor people into larping as “rich” by flexing bank owned cars (before they get inevitably repo’d) and at the same time they ruin the reputation of premium/luxury brands making people who can afford these cars not wanting to associate with them, and this is why German cars have become cars for Black folk: they’re products for their main audience.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seething carless euromutt hands typed this post
        >he will not post bread on his car in his garage to disprove this fact

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUVs are more npc than trucks.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a first gen fx35

    throw shitty rims on it when you're ready to sell and a Black person will buy it for more than you paid for it

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not really sure why anyone wants a sporty suv
    first gen x5 with either six cylinder is an ok cheap shitbox for your fat wife to drive
    restomodded lm002 is the only option if you have testicles, if you cant afford it then try being less poor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idgaf about it being "sporty", but I got the X5 because it's simply the best vehicle in it's class (comfy family hauler that can still handle rough roads and snow when necessary).

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    id KMS day one if I was you

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Legendary bait. Sedantards still ACK-ing

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lamb truck

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you really need an suv get a g class. Just get a sedan or a wagon, you will actually seem like a man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just get this $150k+ luxury brick bro
      >or buy this other class of vehicle that you might not want or need
      Further proof that DA's opinions on cars should never be taken seriously.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's right and your entire argument is that SUV customers are inherently moronic. if you want a comfortable off-road car get a G class, if you want a practical car get a wagon, if you want a sporty car get a 2 door coupe.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    american life is so cringe, I could probably stick a screwdriver through those walls. and the cars are the perfect equivalent.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      one time i threw a center punch and it went right through the wall of my amerimutt "house" (built in the 60s, by white people)
      any anon who says amerishit houses aren't a complete joke is totally full of shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least I have more than 3 circuits in my house lol.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw a single outlet in my house is rated higher than the average UK home's entire panel
          This kills the bong

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bowler Wildcat

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sporty sport

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Cayenne obviously

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the front overhang so long? I thought those have longitudinal layout.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Track hawk

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