Why couldn't first responders just break a window?

Why couldn't first responders just break a window?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a shitshow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >24 minute response time
      Lol, lmao even

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cops don't give a frick anymore, they're all just scamming taxpayers for a paycheck free of any work
        There was a murder in NYC the other day where gunshots were heard in an apartment, followed by "please, I have a family!" and two more shots - residents called the cops shortly before 7:00am and they didn't show up for over THIRTEEN HOURS. At which point the dude already dismembered the body and had it halfway wrapped up for disposal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I cut the end of my thumb off last week, phoned for an ambulance and the guy on the phone essentially said "by the time we get an ambulance out to you you'll probably have passed out from blood loss, just drive to the ER bro"
          They sewed the bit back on and it seems to be healing but where the frick is my tax going? (Israel and Ukraine)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ?si=XA17jw1EmvO4OPK8
            this dude got pretty fricked up from a recovery and thought his neck was sliced decently, so they had a medevac come get him from the mountain they were on. Not only did it take 45 minutes to arrive and about 30 minutes to land+get him on board, but when they got to the hospital the EMTs tried putting him in a line behind people waiting to get screened for ~~*covid*~~. Only got immediate care when a doctor happened to walk by, who took one look and went "why the frick is he waiting here, get him into the OR right fricking now"
            Neck ended up being fine, just serious rope burn with blood from his chin running down his beard making it look like it was cut, but still a shit show nevertheless especially when the EMTs also thought it was a neck injury.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Say what you like or don't about it but everyone gets 100% until triage.
            Drunken bums are filtered out and then 100% is get this f* fixed.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            NHS is great at triage (assuming you're actually injured) but after that it's completely useless and they can't screen for dick.
            Mate of mine was shitting blood, obvious sign of bowel cancer. Went to his GP, got told it was 3-5 YEARS of waiting to get screened. Fella got Bupa, was screened within a week (at a total cost of <£100), turns out it wasn't cancer but a perforated colon, was operated on less than a week later, made a full recovery within a month and it only cost him something like £1500

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I find, and Im an old git, that how you communicate with them makes a world of difference.
            I've a couple of friends in fairly senior places and still struggle to tick the right boxes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Shitting blood isn't an obvious sign of cancer

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wiping your poo hole a bit roughly causes blood. Iirc pooing something like black pudding is a really bad thing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >obvious sign of bowel cancer
            That doesn't mean anything. I've regularly had blood in my stool since 8 years old. Gotten checked for it and they found nothing. Perfectly healthy all my life.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >perforated colon
            Tell him to stop cramming sex toys up his butthole

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If there is a chance that you will die on their watch then you will be f* sure you make it until the shift change.
            I have friends that work in trauma units and they will do their utmost to make sure you walk away with all your bodily particles where they ought to be.

            this dude is censoring the word frick on DA lmao get the frick back to r/cars

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >hurr durr Israel and Ukraine are why private companies like hospitals won't come and get me for my moronation
            have a nice day, subhuman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >spends literal trillions on helping enemy states
            >hurrr hospitals get zero help from da gov (only hundreds of billions in medicare/aid etc)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Israel and Ukraine are enemy states
            >Not the guys that constantly fantasize about invading your country and nuking the rest of the world
            >Not the homosexuals that constantly fund terrorism and bomb your troops
            You're subhuman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            frick off moshe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >>Not the homosexuals that constantly fund terrorism and bomb your troops
            You mean Israel yeah? Or how about our other greatest ally, the house of Al-Saud?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is the same moron who will turn around and wonder why we don't have free health care. It's a simple 4 letter word, israelites.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I never got the obsession over universal healthcare. Medical malpractice was the number #1 cause of death in the US for literal decades and is still in the top 3 but people still think universal healthcare here is a good idea. Just like how the VA provides it to veterans yet very few use it because it's absolutely worthless and often a literal death sentence. The government couldn't give half a frick about its citizens, which everyone openly realizes and acknowledges, but they think that would suddenly change if the responsibility was increased exponentially upon them. Absolutely bonkers logic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I never got the obsession over universal healthcare. Medical malpractice was the number #1 cause of death in the US for literal decades and is still in the top 3 but people still think universal healthcare here is a good idea. Just like how the VA provides it to veterans yet very few use it because it's absolutely worthless and often a literal death sentence. The government couldn't give half a frick about its citizens, which everyone openly realizes and acknowledges, but they think that would suddenly change if the responsibility was increased exponentially upon them. Absolutely bonkers logic

            The obsession comes from misinformation and ignorance so severe that it makes a moron think socialist programs are anti-israeli. I come from a country with "free" healthcare; it takes literal months to see the doctor for anything, and they will do the absolute bare minimum just to say they did something. Every one of my relatives that got cancer were given up on and sent to a hospice to die under "free" healthcare.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If there is a chance that you will die on their watch then you will be f* sure you make it until the shift change.
            I have friends that work in trauma units and they will do their utmost to make sure you walk away with all your bodily particles where they ought to be.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So it's the same as the US but free.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cope europoor. I'm not even defending american healthcare. The fact is america has the best cancer surgery options in the world. I know multiple people who have gotten cancer taken out and are alive because of it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you want a good example of that look at the extremely high number if Canadians who come over the border to seek out cancer treatment at their own expense
            Who are also the people that flip us the most shit for not having universal healthcare btw, let's put that out there

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But if you can’t afford it, you’re shit out of luck.
            Better to have a national healthcare provider, or a collective of several private insurers, like in my country, bargain for the best price.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's more of a wait time issue. Canadian hospitals are extremely backed up because the gubmint doesn't want to hire any doctors, surgeons or nurses. So you can sit on a waitlist and die or pay up and get it done in the US right away.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Let's not forget the increasing number of migrants flooding in and retirees who live abroad but come back every 6 months to not lose their coverage.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Israel and Ukraine are enemy states
            >Not the guys that constantly fantasize about invading your country and nuking the rest of the world
            >Not the homosexuals that constantly fund terrorism and bomb your troops
            You're subhuman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Took me over 2 months to get this wire removed from my arm

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao I just read about that a couple hours ago. You can't make this shit up
          >Black person who was convinced of attempted murder and armed robbery in 99
          >released last year
          >worked as a counselor for Black person teens in Queens
          >also an activist for prison reform and advocated for releasing/rehabilitating violent offenders over incarceration
          >even went on Joe Rogan to promote these views
          >less than a year after his release he commits murder and desecration of a corpse over a minor dispute
          >when cops arrived at his apartment they found the body completely dismembered with some limbs in a trash can; the head and other limbs in the dudes freezer
          >shell casings still on the floor
          >while being led into the courthouse he kept shouting "I'm innocent!" at reporters
          Like goddamn pottery dude

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thx for qrd

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cops giving us the go-ahead to enact T*D because they simply won't show up until the 55 gallon drums have been emptied
          kinda based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cops don't give a frick anymore, they're all just scamming taxpayers for a paycheck free of any work
        There was a murder in NYC the other day where gunshots were heard in an apartment, followed by "please, I have a family!" and two more shots - residents called the cops shortly before 7:00am and they didn't show up for over THIRTEEN HOURS. At which point the dude already dismembered the body and had it halfway wrapped up for disposal.

        I cut the end of my thumb off last week, phoned for an ambulance and the guy on the phone essentially said "by the time we get an ambulance out to you you'll probably have passed out from blood loss, just drive to the ER bro"
        They sewed the bit back on and it seems to be healing but where the frick is my tax going? (Israel and Ukraine)

        Lmao I just read about that a couple hours ago. You can't make this shit up
        >Black person who was convinced of attempted murder and armed robbery in 99
        >released last year
        >worked as a counselor for Black person teens in Queens
        >also an activist for prison reform and advocated for releasing/rehabilitating violent offenders over incarceration
        >even went on Joe Rogan to promote these views
        >less than a year after his release he commits murder and desecration of a corpse over a minor dispute
        >when cops arrived at his apartment they found the body completely dismembered with some limbs in a trash can; the head and other limbs in the dudes freezer
        >shell casings still on the floor
        >while being led into the courthouse he kept shouting "I'm innocent!" at reporters
        Like goddamn pottery dude

        Friendly reminder, federal courts have ruled that police have ZERO obligation to help you.
        They're only there to respond to situations in which the law has been broken.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you're referring to that case where cops watched a dude get stabbed and left him to die like 15 years ago that precedent was overruled literally a year later.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What case overturned it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Which case was that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This has to be some third world country like US or something. Wtf is that response time?? No, the distance doesn't matter you fricking moron. That whole operation probably did cost something like 200k € and was paid by victim's family so US can buy more military stuff to kill civilian kids or something. Funny how you listen US propaganda about europe and china but then in reality that is your country. How you can even drive a car there without fearing your life that somebody has "road rage" or accidently shoots you while pointing gun to your shirt saying how cool your shirt is or something. Police arrest you if you are walking from home to a store because you can't just walk, ok! Imagine being a car guy in US and can't even use your cars without either paying monthly payments being poor or dying.

        I know how bad you feel. Just cry, I know you want to cry about everything. Just whine something about about my message. I will not read it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          in uyrop the ambulance doesn't even come. shut up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sounds bizarre. she backed out way deep into the pond and then decided to call her friend? that makes no se- hey what the frick why is my car backing into the po- *drowning noises*

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She sank so frickin slowly she had time to call a friend btw
    No she didn't attempt to call 911 that'd be stupid

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we already have a thread up dumby 27484469

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like this picture better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah me too kek

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Chao
    >Sister

    ???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >virgins can't comprehend marriage and in-laws

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This you?
        Sorry your reptilian bugwife couldn't swim out of a pool. Nice hair dye though, bro.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I wish, then I wouldn't be driving a 23 year old 3.4
          Regardless this is you, probably walking to the bus stop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Still doesn't make her your sister

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ackshually

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Someone shopped out the words 'in-law'.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She’s a fricking dumb c**t for calling her friend instead of 911.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick did she drive into a pond?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      woman moment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was an assasination

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only correct take ITT. Are these anons dense??

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        By whom and for what purpose?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      female asian driver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      white male yellow fever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >insectoid
      >woman
      >moron globohomosexual subhuman car only driven by people who shouldn't be allowed to live anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      theres hundreds of webms detailing this exact phenomenon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's a chink and the Liveleak logo appeared. It was her time to become a mildly entertaining webm.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it was a Model X iirc, so it had the moronic gear shifter on the yoke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She Chinese
      >She play joke
      >She put EE VEE into soak

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s da U boat commander?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love it when rich people die

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She womaned into a lake and didn't think to open a door and couldn't break a window. Didn't even call 911, called a friend while she sank for several minutes. Massive woman moment, should not have been outside without a man especially while driving.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It reminds me of that one woman who started calling her friends as she was getting eaten alive by a grizzly bear.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I need that audio.
        >hey, what's wrong?
        >*bear mauling sounds* nothing, I'm fine
        >seriously, what's going on?
        >*flesh torn from bone* if you cared about me you'd know what's wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In fairness, Musky made the manual door overrides on his self-propelled iPads pretty difficult to reach in a hurry.
      Hope the Yuropeon Union's Politburo come up with some sort of mandatory ruling regarding this. Like "manual, non-energy-dependent latches within easy reach of a person in a normal seated position", or something similar.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He also removed them from the rear doors

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's worse - it's inconsistent. some models have an emergency release located below the front of the back seats, so you just have to reach where the back of your legs are and you can pop the doors open. other models have a little plastic string that's hidden behind the speaker grille which you're expected to be able to remove quickly in a panic. others have nothing at all, if you're sitting in the back lol get fricked loser.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He also removed them from the rear doors

        I sincerely want to know what frickery he did for that to be approved by the DoT or whatever, because I refuse to believe there isn't SOME kind of requirement for a manual handle.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't be surprised if the regulation just says that they only need to be fitted on the front doors. That's how a lot of them are but automakers just go the extra mile for quality purposes. Perfect example would be every car having 3 mirrors even though you only need 2 to be road legal

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was probably never approved by anyone and they'll just cop the fine if they're ever issued one (they won't be). The MO of these companies is to just flagrantly break the law and then use the fact that they've been breaking it all this time to help lobby for laws to be changed.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The best part of this image is Brandon hornily grabbing that little asian girl. I thought he only went for little boys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn't seen the video of Biden spotting a little girl across a field and shuffle-jogging over as fast as he can to get a sniff in

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    quick reminder of this teslagay

    [...]

    it's never elon's fault11 1!!!!! 11

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >oooh whatu R andu D starnd fo!?!? ME GO NAO IN R!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what could possibly be the benefit of electronic doors? sounds like a great way to trap someone in a bad accident.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But, anon, think of the 1000 bux you save on each car's bill of materials, by using some shitass multiplexed electronic controller, instead of individual mechanical linkages!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lmao just open the door

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you're a Jared Rydelek-tier carnie contortionist, 'cuz y'aint reaching the emergency unlocking strap from your seat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homie the frick you saying just use the door handle roflmao the frick

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    EDC.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't work on plastic-foil-sandwich multi-glazed windows.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It'll work better than phoning your mum.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's funny is she clearly didn't watch that Mythbusters episode about getting out of cars underwater because "TV is for poors" so she filtered herself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Headrest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Show me the headrest in a tesla?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I gave you the answer to what the Mythbusters used. I don't know where the Tesla headrest is because I've never been in one and I don't care for them.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be real, even if America got universal healthcare, every non-moron would make sure to go private

  18. 1 month ago
    Greased Geese

    >Why couldn't first responders just break a window?
    funnier if they didn't

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why dont the illuminati stop playing games and just kill the person they want gone, you can literally just create a better puppet.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >But if you can’t afford it, you’re shit out of luck.
    Not quite.

    Mother was diagnosed with cervical cancer in 2012. Problem was she also needed bypass surgery to get heart function up enough to survive the cancer surgery. She wasn't yet old enough for Medicare and didn't have other insurance. St Vincent Hospital did both the heart and subsequent cancer surgeries at no charge which means they found a way to soak up something on the order of 400-500K.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >drives into a lake
    >24 minutes later the ambulance rocks up (without diving equipment)
    >they cant break any windows (she's long dead already)
    >THIS IS TESLAS FAULT!!!!!
    article reads like it was written by netanyahu himself

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >just break a window
    It's not just a window chud, it's Tesla's patented thermonuclear explosion-proof glass. Don't ask how any of this got by the NHTSA. Just trust the experts.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Electric windows were a mistake and should be illegal. We must return to tradition. I also think all seatbelts should be equipped with a glass shattering mechanism for this purpose, but that's maybe a separate argument.

    pic rel was literally fricking perfect, absolute peak engineering. All we've done is make cars more expensive and worse in every way (except speed I guess, cars are a lot faster now which is admittedly kind of cool)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >glass shattering mechanism for this purpose
      can use your headrest if it's the type that has posts to secure it into the seat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ya I know you can use any hard metal object with a point to shatter the glass, I'd just use a hammer that I keep in a tool bucket in the backseat, but I could also see how if you're panicking
        A) you might not think about this, especially if you never watched mythbusters (as previously mentioned itt)
        B) you might be all frantic/shaky in your panic and unable to push the buttons and pull up correctly, or not be strong enough to - she is a woman

        Something easily accessible like the little car escape tools with a spring actuated metal piston built into seatbelts or removable from somewhere on the door panel would probably end up saving lives. Although I also think people should be required to have basic handtools in their vehicles for emergency purposes, so their may be some redundancy there (i'd rather just use a hammer)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          these don't even work on newer cars because even the side windows are laminated

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh rip then lol, I figured it would still shatter the glass internally and allow you to push it out. Feels good though to finally get some vindication for insisting on having a decent assortment of hand tools within arms reach in every vehicle I drive.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The headrests on my car require a paperclip to push in a hidden clip to remove. Presumably to keep kids from fricking with them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          oof.

          This has to be some third world country like US or something. Wtf is that response time?? No, the distance doesn't matter you fricking moron. That whole operation probably did cost something like 200k € and was paid by victim's family so US can buy more military stuff to kill civilian kids or something. Funny how you listen US propaganda about europe and china but then in reality that is your country. How you can even drive a car there without fearing your life that somebody has "road rage" or accidently shoots you while pointing gun to your shirt saying how cool your shirt is or something. Police arrest you if you are walking from home to a store because you can't just walk, ok! Imagine being a car guy in US and can't even use your cars without either paying monthly payments being poor or dying.

          I know how bad you feel. Just cry, I know you want to cry about everything. Just whine something about about my message. I will not read it.

          it sucks that of all the things you used your remaining brain cells on it was to guess that it might've been in the US, despite it already made clear that it was indeed in the US

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats clever anon

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only good asiatic is a dead asiatic. That was actually a rice cooker too. Shame the entire mcc**thole asiaticfam wasnt in the car too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        K*ll ch*nese and democracy for the republic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You have no idea what her ideas / principles were. Shame on you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >mccasiatichole sis in law
            >asiatic
            Safe to say we don't need her voting Black person

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't need to.
            Death to China and the Chinese people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are Chinese, Wang. Stop pretending.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Score one for the good guys.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't pay her vehicle submersion escape subscription, so they locked her in.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt she just simply open the door once the car was flooded?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cause Elon thinks doorhandles are obsolete.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh right my apologies i forgot tesloids are that moronic

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should've brought an ev that can float on water

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