Why do burgers insist on towing with pickup toys instead of using the right tool for the job?

Why do burgers insist on towing with pickup toys instead of using the right tool for the job?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's how they cope with buyer's remorse, by pretending their vehicles are equally capable to semis. Should they try to haul an actual load that puts 20kips on the rear of the vehicle, their pickups would collapse under the load.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mid 2000s ram pulling 140,000 pounds (63,500 KG) up a hill: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=13hBEX0ANVk

      >lol rip that truck!
      Owner of the truck makes updates, they use the truck to hotshot tow. The truck was un damaged from this pull and still works all week for him pulling serious loads. American diesel pickups aren’t semis, but they’re legitimate medium duty trucks. The Cummins I6 block weighs 1,300 pounds, it has no business being in a pickup truck. The other American truck manufacturers also have big diesel engines that make 1,000 lbft tourq at low rpm as well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can literally see the big rig exhaust at 0:21 kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a de smogged 5.9, it blows lots of smoke. Not from the semi. You see the pickup blowing smoke when it shifts. It rises moron lmfao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't overdose on that copium chally boy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’d hear the semi if it was on you dirt eating tard lmfao keep coping

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what is sound editing
            I have a bridge to sell you.
            You probably believe the Patterson-Gimlin film is real too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mid 2000s ram pulling 140,000 pounds (63,500 KG) up a hill
        No.
        You have some fricking balls to post this nonsense here; I'll say that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is your excuse for the video then? That is what 4lo and like 3rd gear on asphalt does to a mf.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't take a lot of power to move big loads slowly up a hill especially with a super low first gear. That's all torque and gearing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy Shit hoss.
            Why are you wasting time posting here, rather than Producing
            Marketing
            Selling
            The fricking 80,000 lb miracle Towstrap.

            gay moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lmao fricking truck broken europoor. imagine grocery getter pickup trucks outperforming your "commercial" "trucks".

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Believe what you want, idc.
            The bottom line is that ALL truckers deserve respect for their job.

            US Max Load is 36 tons
            EU Rules vary but can be more than double

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here in the states you just get an overload permit. Do you honestly think that we never have to move 60-100-120 ton loads? The 80k thing is for the mud monkeys in their little Volvos going up and down the interstate.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Log truck and oilfield equipment moving trucks are routinely running over 60 tons. Even a normal semi truck with 2 53' trailers is a shit of a lot more than 36 tons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You think 80k is an unrealistic weight rating for a rope?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Uropeeans once again MINDBROKEN over Americans being able to own 700 horsepower diesel trucks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying it's the engine being called bullshit
            Nice magical tow strap, my Black

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >conveniently ignores the 201,000 pound rope just a few posts up

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The genital towing record is over 12 tons... You really think a tow strap can't handle a load like that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't put load on the rear, it's horizontal load

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would be fine if it wasn’t pulled up a steep grade, now plead mald cope and seeth for the audience:

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The axes are oriented with the vehicle, the point is the only weight compressing the suspension is the pickup's own. The strap is even higher in the truck ensuring that.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come americans can make better super cars than europe, but europeans can't make consumer trucks? even the japs can.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the hell is a consumer truck?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A pickup truck?

        https://i.imgur.com/QT6nhjX.jpeg

        >americans can make better super cars than europe
        lol feel free to provide an example, as far as I know they peaked with Saleen S7 TT and SSC Ultimate Aero and they're just depressing vehicles to be in. For a 5 unit run of $700k vehicles this is pretty atrocious.

        Lets see a European mid engined supercar with a naturally aspirated V8 for under $200k.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would say that it's a work vehicle that doesn't require special licensing to operate, and a commercial sponsor to afford, but that applies to even compact cars in Europe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >americans can make better super cars than europe
      lol feel free to provide an example, as far as I know they peaked with Saleen S7 TT and SSC Ultimate Aero and they're just depressing vehicles to be in. For a 5 unit run of $700k vehicles this is pretty atrocious.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >SSC Ultimate Aero
        unironic fricking fiberglass shell on wheels lmao
        an actual fraudulent business

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but it BTFO VAG and was verified by europe's own race logic. that's like calling your bull's dick a "fraud" when your own wife says its bigger than your own.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if i just call my bull's dick "fake" maybe i can pretend it didn't penetrate my wife

            >gets mad
            >immediately spams "cuck"
            underage out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lol feel free to provide an example
        the current production car record holder

        [...]

        looks like its mostly leather, unlike the VAG shitbox that costed a million and was slower.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >an actual fake car

          but it BTFO VAG and was verified by europe's own race logic. that's like calling your bull's dick a "fraud" when your own wife says its bigger than your own.

          lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if i just call my bull's dick "fake" maybe i can pretend it didn't penetrate my wife

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, no one is offended by your own personal porn addiction fetishes. You're the only one here insecure about cuckolding because no one else here jacks off to that here but you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the current production car record holder
          It holds nothing, it was an unidirectional run and it isn't even street legal

          >SSC Ultimate Aero
          unironic fricking fiberglass shell on wheels lmao
          an actual fraudulent business

          what can you expect from something associated to Carroll Shelby, kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It holds nothing, it was an unidirectional run and it isn't even street legal
            nope, stay moronic and uninformed eurocuck. it was verified by your own race logic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It even says in your own video "in 2.3 miles".
            The actual records are two-way runs that get averaged. This was unidirectional. The car also isn't street legal.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit you are fricking moronic lol. just watch the video, jesus.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fake record lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >video made before the run verified by europe's own race logic
            the absolute state of europe's intelligence.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            From the horse's mouth

            It's hilarious that even the background here is fake, obvious greenscreen. Fake like the "wood" and "leather" in burger cars,

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            see

            >video made before the run verified by europe's own race logic
            the absolute state of europe's intelligence.

            there's no way you people are this dumb.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazing how no one has an answer to this. why can americans do europe's thing better, but europe has no answer to pic related?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Europeans don't use trucks, you moron. That's why they don't make them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Must be why they still live in the 1800's.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the thread is still going on and no answer for why europe can't make a rival to american trucks
      i think we found out what breaks them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Europe can do it but there's no reason to. The average European isn't a moronic mutt who drives a 7.0L to get groceries that go in the rear seat because the bed is unsecured.
        Anything an American pickup can do, an European vehicle can do better. That's the answer to the American toys.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Our muscle cars can do what your super cars can do, yet we still make super cars.

          this is a coping cop out answer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Our muscle cars can do what your super cars can do
            no they can't, lol
            if americarts were of interest to Europeans they'd sell well, yet they don't

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yea they can.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Says more about the drivers than anything. From your own source, the R8 outperforms your shitty Camaro in every relevant metric: acceleration, top speed, slalom speed and even fuel economy despite being a larger displacement engine with 2 more cylinders. And it sounds godly like a V10 should. Sorry, not impressed with your gay brony car.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Both are still slower than the weinermobile. Pathetic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why is it that the #1 imported Ford to Europe is a mustang?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Americarts=pickups. You know, cart as in vehicle with a bed.
            The fact that the Mustang is the most imported Ford perfectly showcases what I was saying: Europeans have no desire for pickup toys. That's why you don't see the F-150 selling well. The American pickup is a byproduct of moronic American laws, because Americans are too moronic to make common sense regulations, there's always stupid loopholes. So they banned diesel cars, banned full size sedans and the alternative are those dumb trucks.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Make something illegal
            >Haha look, clearly you idiots can't make something successful in a free market!
            Just a few more laws and you'll have paradise, I'm sure.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're the guys who basically made sedans illegal with CAFE and import trucks illegal with chicken tax. America boasts about the free market but is arguably the most protectionist country on Earth after Japan.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tesla makes the most successful sedan in the world, and the chicken tax does nothing because europe still can't even answer

            How come americans can make better super cars than europe, but europeans can't make consumer trucks? even the japs can.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love how euros aren't smart enough to figure out bed covers lol.

          >Our muscle cars can do what your super cars can do
          no they can't, lol
          if americarts were of interest to Europeans they'd sell well, yet they don't

          Technically our trucks and SUV's do what your supercars can do.

          >2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee Trackhawk, 3:06.9
          >2011 Lotus Evora, 3:08.3

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Leaves out track name
            >Leaves out horsepower numbers
            The Lotus doesn't even have 300 horses but the 700hp Jeep is only 2 seconds ahead of it on a track that's basically 50% long straights?
            Mulatto rapebabies like you need to stop posting, embarrassing.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo you NEEEEED to get a CDL and semi truck to do what you already do with what you already have you stupid fascist!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why has Europe never been to the moon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because we have too much self respect to make a fake moon landing in a soundstage in New Mexico

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So we built a 160 million HP toy for nothing? Still based I guess. Meanwhile you people can't even build ships right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, eyropeans can't hack spaceflight *or* film making?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          European cinema puts American cinema to shame. What is even worse, the best films made in America have always been directed by people from the Old World. From Wenders to Nolan, from Hitchwiener to Herzog. The best actors aren't American either.
          Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Jean Reno, Gerard Butler to name a few.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They must not have been worth much if they couldn't figure out how to film that lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's no reason for that, especially when it's eventually found out that it's faked like it's happening to Americans.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah we couldn't figure out how to do it, but um like... It would have been too lame to do it anyway! Yeah!
            Sour grapes lmao.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do fricking gay Black person Europeans never shut the frick up about "why do Americans do x" "why don’t Americans do y" fricking have a nice day. Sage.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Excavator clearly over the trailer edges
    >No oversized load markings or escort
    Why don't euros follow common sense safety road hauling regulations?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yea we americans can't afford semi trucks so we use carbureted Honda Civics to haul around excavators. good fricking post OP i hope you pull the trigger instead of hitting the post button next time.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    worst thread i've seen in a while, well done

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with eurotrash and this website? They come here, cry about how american an AMERICAN WEBSITE is, get BTFO'd on any point they try and make about their supposed superiority, and then come back the very next day to go through it all over again. Is it some sort of government mandated humiliation ritual they're required to go through? Is it just a kink they have? I just don't get it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who is crying other than you mutts with your fake utility vehicles and fake records?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why would you use a multitool when you could use a pair of pliers
    Sometimes the multitool is better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A SUV is a better multitool than a pickup, it has a trunk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can put a camper shell on a pickup a lot easier than I can put a fifth wheel on an SUV

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can rent a towable fifth wheel for the few times you haul a trailer that requires one. A camper shell doesn't compare to an actual SUV. Not in safety, not in passenger comfort.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just go waste money and rent things instead of having everything you need. You will own nothing and be happy OR ELSE!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek sometimes its more reasonable to just rent something you might need very few times.
            You dont need to deal with running cost and keeping up with maintenance.
            >trailers
            >tires rotten dry
            >brakes seize
            >lights stop working

            Another advantage is that you can rent professional new equipment and dont need to deal with old outdated shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If brakes and lights are too difficult for you to understand, maybe you should rent everything.
            Me? I already own all of it and I'm not terrified of doing a small amount of work once a year to ensure my equipment is in working order.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ^This and not being a wrenchlet maintenance and mods are easy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its more about time
            It adds up when you have a lot of stuff that needs some maintenance

            Sure its basically free because parts are cheap but when you waste several days with maintenace its time you lost that you could have used to make money or spend with your family.

            Renting stuff is deductible and lowers your income tax, if you run a business.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >when you waste several days with maintenace its time you lost that you could have used to make money or spend with your family.
            Most of us aren't incompetent basedhands, so it doesn't take days to do basic maintenance on a vehicle and two trailers. We also spend time with our children while doing these things, passing those skills on so they don't become the hopelessly incompetent moron you are.
            Renting as a business owner is moronic. If I rented any of the heavy equipment I use, I would end my jobs in the negative after fuel and transportation costs. No, fuel and delivery are not free for rentals.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but tires don't rot dry, it's just a myth to sell you product

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >waste money
            Except it's cheaper, and it offers things you need but can't have in a pickup. I'm no fan of SUVs, but I understand replacing sedans with them. A pickup though? Pants on head moronic, too many tradeoffs.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Many burger "pickups" are glorious modification of medium and heavy duty trucks.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just rent a tractor every time you need to move something
    Black person

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burgers don't even have V8 trucks anymore, most of their trucks are in line 6 and they're all low powered, too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A global embarrassment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Low powered? We have the freedom to delete and tune semi trucks here. How many euro tractors are running 3000hp?

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't need that much, shartler

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you insist on living in some shithole that tells you what you can and cannot tow with what

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