Why don't motorcycle gangs make for good movie villains/protagonists compared to other organized gangs?

Why don't motorcycle gangs make for good movie villains/protagonists compared to other organized gangs?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    think again nerd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're hardly even a gang. They smuggle some firearms big deal. They don't peddle drugs or claim territories beyond their club houses and their own houses. They're known to leave you alone if you don't start anything

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They're known to leave you alone if you don't start anything
      not really they are pieces of shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually most of them seem homosexual as frick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some do smuggle and peddle meth and cocaine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They don't peddle drugs
      >or claim territories beyond their club houses and their own houses.

      I don't know what kind of motorcycle gangs you're reading about but this is what motorcycle gangs are known for

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're good boys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're some of the best organized mid level dealers in the US, Canada, and Australia. They're not on the same level as the cartels but they move a lot of drugs around, there are biker busts all the time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are the most coddled and useless pieces of shit there are. Two PR events a year and then they act like lazier gangbangers.

      They don't even ride good bikes anymore, Mr. Hells Angels himself even admitted that Harley is garbage now.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too corny even though they actually kinda real

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Motorcycle gangs" are dumb boomer shit that almost no one has any actual experience with in real life.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because motorcycle gangs are all made up of larping boomers. They really only 'fight' other homosexual motorcycle gangs but even then they're small and people very rarely die.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Motorcycle gangs is the like the mob for rednecks, they mostly priortize money, not pointless blood feuds like black gangs, despite their appearance and attitude. Most of them are still stupid and or addicted to drugs so they'll still end up in prison for something non gang related.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Because motorcycle gangs are all made up of larping boomers
      Yeah man check out these larping boomers pulling off an assassination in broad daylight in the Bronx

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because most of them are good guys at heart and they live by a code. You just wouldn't want to mess with them. Also, they do make good heroes, antiheroes, and other characters, even villains sometimes. As far as budget and quality and box office output goes, betting on MC content is one of the best moves there is, outside of the horror genre.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we are le bikerinos and we live by le code
      Their code is to remember to take their heart medications each morning lmao.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need to make a movie about modern Australian bikies
    theyre all roidheads that sells drugs and wage war against each other so that makes them appealing to hollywood

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're hardly even a gang. They smuggle some firearms big deal. They don't peddle drugs or claim territories beyond their club houses and their own houses. They're known to leave you alone if you don't start anything

      They should make a film about 90s bikers in Scandinavia
      They fought over the drug trade and shot rocket launchers at each other

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_Biker_War

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they all wear suits and ties now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modern Australian bikies are just leb gangsters. They don’t even fricking ride bikes anymore.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They make good local villains before the actual big villains

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because motorcycles and riding gear are both incredibly, INCREDIBLY gay.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had a neighbor who was a bandito. Seemed kinda scary.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Had ran by some tavern that's known as a bandito bar but the dudes were heavy set and looked like i could push them down and take a bat to them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey. Sissy. Don't you FRICK with the Frito Banditos

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they only really care about making money, not committing pointless acts of violence.
    Some don't even commit crimes at all.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Except there's plenty of leather guy movies, it's called gay porn

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there was a motorbike gang clubhouse on my estate when i was a kid
    a row of terraced houses then this random one with a steel door and bars on the windows
    this kid's dad was in it and when he'd visit his dad he'd have bullet casings on a shelf from whenever they'd been fired at him. it was even funnier because his mum was some stuck up middle class wannabe b***h, finding out she'd had a kid with some sons of anarchy guy was hilarious

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I went to America everyone was afraid to go to a restaurant near the place they rented for us, but no one would tell us why. Then I went there to buy food and it was full of fat old people with their ancient motorcycles and black clothes. Only years later I asked here about it and people told me it was related to gangs.
    Honestly, they're not that scary because the rest of the world doesn't know them and those who see them will discover there is nothing scary about fat old people with overpriced motorcycles.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ice cream men from hell chads ww@

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >big white redneck in a motorcycle
    Sleep
    >scrawny indio with a MS13 face tattoo
    Real shit

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because motercycle gangs are larpers, bikes are expensive as frick and you usually own a car to go with it. The only time they will ever act tough is if its like 15v1 besides that its just a bunch of decrypted boomers with too much money deciding they don’t want to shower every day anymore

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are motorcycle clubs even still a thing? Like the only people I see riding hogs are 40+. Young people might get a crotch rocket but even that seems kind of rare

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People kept hyping up how easily you can die on motorcycles, so I think it scared a ton of people away.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember a couple years back some dumbass on a donorcycle ran a red light and t-boned a car right in front of me going at least 60mph. The driver of the car had his arm shattered like glass, and the crotch rocketeer would have died if he wasn't wearing a helmet, wasn't prevented from moving, and wasn't IMMEDIATELY tended to by a doctor who happened to be on the scene. Dude had a shard of glass in his neck and it was like those movies where you can't take it out because it's blocking a hemorrhage.

        So it's not all hype.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Used to work with a guy who said helmets were for pussies. He's got brain damage now and his sister takes care of him.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not going fast enough to die like a man
          Guess he just wasn't cut for it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was on the highway so going at a decent pace. He was in a coma for a week and non responsive for several more weeks.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He lived tho. Should have been faster.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 32 and I really, really want an electric sport motorcycle
      My wife wouldn't let me get one when my commute was 10 miles of interstate, but now my commute is four minutes through the suburbs so I will implore her to reconsider

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        electric bikes are all chinkshit also stop being a cuck

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wife wouldn't let me
        you know you can just not be a homosexual and do what you want anyways right

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you know you can just not be a homosexual
          bikers can't do that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >My wife wouldn't let me get one
          Oh, I didn't know you're a child who has to be given permission to get the things they want. Are you even old enough to post here?

          >wife concerned for your safety
          >tell her to frick off
          Enjoy your shitty marriage

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't buy an electric bike.
        Buy a real bike.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        most accidents occur off the interstate. read the book eat the bugs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My wife wouldn't let me get one
        Oh, I didn't know you're a child who has to be given permission to get the things they want. Are you even old enough to post here?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bad example for the kids.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too much buggery.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the second one MC sees another MC it's just goes from tough and tumble bikers to the gayest frick fest you could possibly imagine.
    Frick Sturgis is crusty

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that all chaps are assless chaps. This serves a purpose.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just didn't watch it

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE NEED TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YELLOW TO GET BACK AT BROWN BEFORE WE GO AFTER BLACK, JACKAY BOY

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This Scag don't rate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scoot Jockey's on the prowl

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason you can't really make a realistic spy movie. Nobody knows anything about the subject except people who will never talk about it.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MC content thread? Or Shakespeare thread?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally a big Biker Gang movie opening next weekend with Chris Hemsworth.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just googled it and it didn't see shit. What's it called?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21454134/?ref_=rlm

        It's not Chris and it's not next week.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of these guys were bullied by daddy and they are compensating.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you talking about?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bikahs

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one takes them seriously. They're seen as a punchline compared to literally every other type of gang.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cuz they're gay. Sons of Anarchy was all about some black buck director making odes to that hunussy and he tricked a bunch of white bois into watching. Even worse they watched with their women and got cucked by some zesty black bull who was literally extracting their feminine essence and just smearing it all over Hunnam's ass. The white bois be on redd*t literally bragging about how this black man was fricking their 'women' with Hunnam's ass, making them effectively gay men and so making their 'men' gay who were being fricked by this ebony emperor of homosexualry
    True story that won't be understood for decades

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are meth dealers on wheels.

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