Why? Why not a coupe?

Why? Why not a coupe?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >why?
    frick you.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ford knows people would compare the electric two door mustang to current ice mustangs and they do not have the technology or willpower to make electric vehicles as fun as ice after ken block died and took out the wind of the developing driftable electric mustangs.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ford wants to make Mustang its own spin-off brand. I should have come out with the f350 drafthorse or something.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ford patents mach E name
    >decide to have autistic idea or slapping mustang badge
    >it works despite the sin of ruining the mustang name by making an SUV
    >women love it
    Vs
    >dodge decides to kill their old mercedes based charger for a new platform
    >remove V8s but put in new TT I6 engines and AWD to appeal to whites and muzzies who drive BMW
    >make an EV coupe instead of SUV
    >by the time the EV hits the market, no one will buy that vs people who buy EV crossovers for space and other BS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mustang was always a car for women

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why the FRICK would I be sitting at the height of someone's bumper lmfao
    i gap your groundscraper btw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why is there a soccer mom on this car enthusiast board

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        stay mad in your unsafe piece of junk

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >muh safety
          lmao again, why are you on a car enthusiast board

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i can't hear you I gapped you I'm too far away

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >muh straight line speed
            Nearly every EV is fast, speed isn't special anymore

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >i-i don't care I'm slow as frick!!!!
            okay nice cope

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >my car is a boring ugly and gay soccer mom barge but at least it's fast!!!!
            okay nice cope

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >you see my shitbox has mvh sovl

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, who the frick wants a boring transportation appliance?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like you want a slow as frick cuckbox

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >he wants a boring as frick disposable shitheap for soccer moms
            We get it, you don't actually like cars

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yep
            fast cars are boring! 100% agreed we are CAR enthusiasts we kick tires we do NOT drive them fast!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah yeah get the FRICK out of the passing lane with your ugly ass, slow ass, gay ass piece of shit when you see those angel eyes and roundel, soccermomlet usglet

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >fast cars are boring
            moronic strawman argument. Not all fast cars are boring, but yours certainly is. Who cares if it's fast when it has no other redeeming qualities? Imagine unironically wanting a lumbering crossover piece of shit like a 45 year old woman.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Cope i dont care if you get beat by a tesla but if you cant even keep up with my moms honda pilot, it's not a fricken sports car
            Speed is a big component of sports cars.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            how come gay ass tessies can't even keep up with my slow daily?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Who said anything about sports cars? I'm not playing this arbitrary label game where you endlessly move the goalposts to further your own argument. I'm talking about cars that are not boring, and there is not one crossover ever made in the history of cars that is not gouge-your-eyes-out-of-your-own-skull level of boring and irredeemable.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So your car isn't a sports car? Why on earth do you think you can pass judgement on other cars for not being sports cars then?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Where was I passing judgement on what's a sports car or not? Please, link the post.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I mean lets be honest, you are just mad because you can afford a nice car.
            Thats why you spend so much energy coping.
            Its as if coping is your entire identity, its who you are.
            Cope.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >couldn't link a post
            >buzzword buzzword buzzword
            I accept your capitulation.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Post "car" you won't

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, your turn.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >No bread on hood
            >Dealership pic of a gm commuter car
            Your going to need to do better than that.
            Bread, timestamp.
            You know the drill.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't reply with a car
            You can get more when you do.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't need to say "sports car" I could have just said "enthusiast vehicle" (i.e. car that is not boring as you said) and the point still stands.
            I never said crossovers were interesting or fun, but if your "enthusiast vehicle" "car that is not boring" is slower than an average commuter crossover, then it's also boring.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            why do you hate miatas?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They're underpowered. It's a lifestyle vehicle, not an enthusiast vehicle.
            Think about it, if the miata wasn't a convertible, no one would frickin buy it, despite "muh light weight muh rwd muh cornering" blah blah. The convertible aspect just enables a certain lifestyle that people enjoy, that is the only reason i would buy a miata. Not as an "enthusiast" vehicle.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >miatas aren't fun
            oh look at you mr contrarian you're so cool having the opposite opinion of every owner of one

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Any convertible is automatically fun, because who doesn't love a drop top?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I unironically want one of those to lower and manual swap with a Maxima 6 speed

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You car is ugly, slow, and gay. Kek fricking ricelet stancelet slowgaylet boyracelet soccermomlet

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            post the leftmost car in your leftmost garage

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i'm gonna take a shit first

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            where

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            on the floor?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Sir, we have provided here Western toilet for you.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            which one

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yes.jpg

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Says while sitting on a lithium incendiary bomb

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You're asking the wrong question.
    The question isn't why isn't it a coupe, the question is why did they call it Mustang?
    Ford is probably not ready to release a high performance electric coupe, their whole intention was just to create a soccer mom crossover.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a coupe SUV 🙂

  7. 1 week ago
    Soviet

    This is the car that people who actually buy cars want.
    Its a lightning fast EV in an SUV form factor.
    Like it or not, this is the gm corvette of our time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know I shouldn't even give the (you) but they're slow as frick for their price point as an ev lol, they have to limit output after a few seconds to avoid cooking shitty Ford electronics

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    0-60letsissies we btfo'd that soccermom

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They can sell more of them to women who have spontaneous nuclear explosive orgasms the second they see a crossover/suv, because they are so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaafe and they need the space for their one child and pitbull/golden doodle

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And not a single car was posted ITT

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ford wants to make Mustang it's own brand like Dodge did with Ram. It is to refocus the ford brand for mass market.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Ford Mustang is a brand unto itself already, they just made the Flagship Model Electric.
      It will trickle down to the others now too.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >normies buy SUV's
    >if it was in a low slung coupe body it would be faster than a lot of the V8 mustangs which would piss off the V8 drivers
    >you piss off real car enthusiasts either way.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >he still hasn't replied with a car
    fricking btfo

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tomorrow, habibi.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If they were going to murder a nameplate, Thunderbird would have been more apt.

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