>Why yes, I do drive a crossover SUV, how could you tell?

>Why yes, I do drive a crossover SUV, how could you tell?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate crossovers like you wouldn't believe.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The early one like the aztec and element were based because they were trying hard to focus on the actual sport and utility instead of just being pointlessly fat cars both were some of the best no/minimal conversion cars you could camp and live out of and they didn't look like a sketchy 70s party van or breaking bad camper parked in a walmart lot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why yes, I do drive an Aztec. How could you tell?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah but I've slept in both a civic and an element while camping in the woods and I can tell you which one fits an air mattress comfortably on top of the seats laid down with a sunroof over just the back part of the vehicle specifically to make it less claustrophobic to sleep in that setup.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TYBG

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dafuq is a crossover SUV?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's made to look like an SUV, lifted, tall seating, but they're unibodies like regular cars, not body-on-frame

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hi-beams on, day and night
    >3 drops of rain? Better set the windshield wipers to max speed
    >radio set to jogger music
    >lane assist w/ assisted steering - on
    >blind spot assist - on
    >engine auto start/stop - on
    >Drowsiness detector - on
    >adaptive cruise control - on
    >pedestrian detection - on
    >anti-collision warning - on
    >gesture control - on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >abs - on
      >traction control - on
      >electronic stability control - on
      >transmission - D for drive
      >fuel - injected
      >engine - turbocharged
      >throttle - electronically controlled
      Did i miss any

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ac - fan on low. What do you think im made of money?
        >gas - premium because it has more octanes so that means its better
        >4wd - no transfer case in sight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >abs - on
      >traction control - on
      >electronic stability control - on
      >transmission - D for drive
      >fuel - injected
      >engine - turbocharged
      >throttle - electronically controlled
      Did i miss any

      >ac - fan on low. What do you think im made of money?
      >gas - premium because it has more octanes so that means its better
      >4wd - no transfer case in sight

      > drive - FWD
      > color - black/white/silver
      > transmission - autotragic
      > dealer frame and sticker - still on

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll understand when you're older.
    I need something cheap and economical to get back and forth to work. I don't care if it gets dirty and dinged and sun damaged. I don't want my nice car enduring those things. I can put my dogs in the back and not care if gets dirty and hairy. I can get irregular things from the store because it's a hatchback without having to break out the ¾ ton just for a big box.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a minivan

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why? I don't need 3 row seating.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get a station wagon you stupid old c**t

        >just buy something else and waste money because I don't like that you have something that works for you!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what went wrong
      It's a compact car, but raised
      What's the big deal? Why does this anger so many Redditors and "car enthusiasts"?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I need something cheap and economical to get back and forth to work.
      You're clearly a lead-poisoned old frick because cuckovers are neither.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess we'll have to agree those are subjective terms then. I guess if all you can afford is $20 a week in gas then your definition of economical might be different than mine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get a station wagon you stupid old c**t

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Hurr durr get a station wagon instead of a car that looks good"
        Aside from looking legitimately moronic, I can drive for literally weeks without seeing a single station wagon yet everyone on DA and r/cars seems to think station wagons are something you can just buy anywhere and would even want to buy

        Get a grip on reality before spouting this cuckold catchphrase

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're too dumb.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what changed in the last 10 years? From the 1920s through to 2010 people didn't need crossovers Now they're like 98% of the vehicles on the roads what went wrong?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans became an active and sporty people

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didn't they become the opposite?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marketing to make the goycattle buy the vehicles that are exempt from regulations. When will you understand it ?
      If the exemptions went away the SUV/truck craze will end very quickly.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally meeee

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad mine is from 2014 and not more recent. I can't stand how much technology cars are packed with these days

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how could you tell?
    Simple: You keep posting unprompted threads about it.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what I don't get is how every manufacturer can make the same gay McDonald's strutted egg car for like +/- 1000$

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some are kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not a crossover its just a worse station wagon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The name is literally crosstour and its kino

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate crossovers so fricking much they are the definition of compromise where they are only mediocre at everything but don't excel compared to other types of vehicles. There are legit people I've seen compliment how some model of crossover looks they are almost universally fricking ugly. If your driving some cheap beater grocery getter crossover than fine but it fricking baffles me when I see shit like any high end German crossover. You could have bought something actually cool but you decided to buy a ugly boxy bloated M/S/AMG crossover.

    One I saw recently that just blew my mind
    >See Porsche Cayenne GTS with this very tan color
    >Man that's ugly
    >Try to go find color on Porsche's website to mention it to car guy friends
    >It's not an off the shelf color, custom color option is 13k
    Someone spent 13 fricking grand on top the 120k they already cost for a tan crossover Porsche. Normalgay behavior will never cease to amaze me. Could easily get into a really nice GT3 with money left over to buy a cheap shitbox practical car for that money. I blame men too for cars like that because they often only get bought as a compromise because the wife will let them buy it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone spent 13 fricking grand on top the 120k they already cost for a tan crossover Porsche.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow what a unique non-npc opinion. I've never seen this expressed before. you're truly NOT an npc

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every crossover I've been in has somehow had less rear seat leg room and cargo space then you'd expect based on how big it looks outside.

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