>wife wants an SUV

>wife wants an SUV
It's over

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Allowing her to have any say
    It's too late for you, anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just tell her no? i don't see the problem here

      She makes better money than I do

      https://i.imgur.com/EjYtRrQ.jpg

      get her a crossover

      I've taken the BMW X1 into serious consideration

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so what? you seem beta as frick

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever you say mister Salty Spitoon

          E84>F48

          I absolutely agree, in terms of looks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        E84>F48

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great, then she can buy her SUV, all is good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She makes better money than I do
        did you enjoy last night's pegging session?
        for real though, you don't have much say in financial matters until you step up as the man of the house. either that means you get her to quit her job + start a family or make some major career moves in the near future

        • 2 months ago
          OP

          I don’t think I have the capacity to earn more than her in a professional career. She started an onlyfans specialising in BBC gangbangs and it’s proven to be quite a lucrative venture.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wtc

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            /osg/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >front wheel drive BMW
        it's fricking over

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is xdrive for 500

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >engine still faces the wrong way and primarily drives the front wheels
            it's so fricking over

      • 2 months ago
        s10fag

        >makes more money than you
        >wants you to buy it
        cuck

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We are buying it together

          • 2 months ago
            s10fag

            What about her boyfriend? He fricks her in it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please stop projecting your cuckoldry upon me

          • 2 months ago
            s10fag

            It's over for you. You know youre too beta to deny her. She'll just divorce you, take the house, and have the state make you buy her an suv. Enjoy the live closet feed while it lasts.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you always post ugly fat ethnic chicks?

        • 2 months ago
          I love

          I thought it was brittany venti from the thumbnail >_<

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She makes better money than I do
        It's officially ogre, anon. You're henpecked.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    get her a crossover

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just tell her no? i don't see the problem here

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wife wanted SUV
    >convinced her to get a minivan
    >MFW van is full (4 kids)
    >Eurobeat playing
    >Turn to SPORTS MODE
    >kids cheering
    >Gap the GR86/BRZ/Miata next to me
    >last thing ugly,slow,gay car next to me sees is my bumper sticker
    >My other ride is a C5

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exceedingly based. I want a minivan so bad but god damn are they expensive. People pay more than new sticker price for a used sienna. Makes sense I guess, they are basically peak as far as people movers go. Only got two babies so far so it hasn't become a necessity (yet).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its like a spaceship. We have gone on road trips twice a year for the last 4 years straight, and nothing beats the absolute space and comfort a minivan gives you on long drives. Couldn't imagine doing it any other way.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just bought a broken Mercedes R 350 for 3.5k. Needed a new steering gear (which was already included) and just had it washed today. Pretty cool.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hah you'd just end up being frens with me instead of leaving me behind. we both blast eurobeat like nerds.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gap the GR86/BRZ/Miata next to me
      kek, it's funny because it's true

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She wants a lincoln.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think women under 50 even realize that brand exists.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was only half joking. I went to the South once and saw more modern Lincolns than I ever did in my life.
        It's gotta be some regional thing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          weird I always imagined lincoln was the more northeast wasp and caddy a southern gent thing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not in Yurop thougheverbeit

  6. 2 months ago
    Greased Geese

    >>wife wants an SUV
    >She makes better money than I do
    tell her to get a 79 bronco on superswampers also knock her up.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a body on frame one then. Otherwise you're getting a cuckover.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically your only hope at this point is talking her into a Tahoe so you at least get something you can tow shit with out of this situation.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tow
        Is this some kind of DA meme at this point? I've been driving more than 10 years now and I have never once needed to tow anything whatsoever. Is this populated by people living in trailers or something?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wife told me she wanted a Mercedes Benz
    Sure okay, is a 300 diesel wagon fine
    >Wife is all for it
    >Buy a 1979 W123 300D Touring
    >She was probably thinking I'd buy her a new one
    She also left, luckily didn't have any kids yet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dodged a bullet

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wife has better taste in cars than u
    >makes more money than you
    >has bigger dick than you
    why did she let you be her bottom again?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am too tall for anything other than SUV's.
    I'm mildly curious why people seem to enjoy stooping to get into cars.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Freak. Buy what you want now because you'll die before 60.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am too tall for anything other than SUV's
      Unfortunate but it is what it is.
      >I'm mildly curious why people seem to enjoy stooping to get into cars.
      It's not just stooping, try bending your knees too. Either way sports cars aren't going to be comfortable for taller people. The seating position in taller vehicles are more upright compared to a lower car where you can lounge back more. Being closer to the ground gives a more engaging experience compared to a pickup or SUV where the higher seating position gives a disconnect.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why people seem to enjoy stooping to get into cars.
      The process seems natural to manlets. For me, it's annoying enough that I'll never buy a lower vehicle if I have a choice in the matter.

      t. 6'5

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either you're a lying tard or you don't know how to adjust your seats properly
      The only two cars I felt cramped in were Miatas and Supras (maybe they're called incel cars for a reason lmao)
      Surprisingly enough, the most comfortable I've ever felt in a car was in the driver's seat of an R35 GTR

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah I'm a 6'4 270 lb football player btw so if you disagree with me i will cut block you IRL

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am too tall for anything other than SUV's.
      If 6'6 Devin Booker can fit into these cars, you can too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pic rel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shaquille daily drives a fricking Smart ForTwo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just because you can, doesn't mean that you should.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/wOSq4Cx.jpg

        pic rel

        this isn't as impressive as you think when you realize the interiors of these classics are so open. there's no disgusting gigantic plastic dashboards, pigfat seats, and 360 degree airbags all in the name of muh safety

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      6'3" and I fit in an FRS, you must be some kind of freak

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe your joints suck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grocer's apostrophe

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So she can drive that while you drive watever you have? Cool, sounds good.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get one of the turbo Mazdas

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >soda bottle
    literally me

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cayenne or poorgay.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    97 Toyota corolla

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep tight, steeler

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy her one of these bad boys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man we had this when I was a kid. The windshield was so long it had a weird disorienting effect and always was carsick as frick in that thing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have that issue with my mother's Yukon. The windshield isn't long, but it has this kind of waviness to it that makes everything undulate as you go down the road.
        I had to drive it once and went about a mile before getting nauseous, I don't know how she tolerates it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you pussy, had one of these as well as a kid, loved kicking my feet up on the dash
        wish I told my parents to give it to me when they were getting Mom her new car, shit was cash

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DODGE

    HORNET

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep tight, steeler

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sleep tight, stiller

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep tight, steeler

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >I don't have a wife
    >I don't even have a car

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my gf is convinced she wants a mini cooper for her next car because it's one of the only cars you can buy with a stick brand new.

    She doesn't want a hot hatch and she hates the Mazda 3 and any asiaticshit so I guess mini it is.

    Any other ideas? I talked her out of a Bronco due to the QC issues and she has no desire to frick with a Tacoma.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because it's one of the only cars you can buy with a stick brand new
      Your gf is based

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she is
        She doesn't know how to drive stick but wants to learn and is dead set on her next car being manual so I gotta teach her before we go on test drives.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she is
        She doesn't know how to drive stick but wants to learn and is dead set on her next car being manual so I gotta teach her before we go on test drives.

        I'm not normally one to advocate for marriage but she might be literally 1/million

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's apparently test driving a cooper S tomorrow. Auto is all they have in stock but I'll get her up to speed soon. Friend is lending me my old Focus he bought from me so she doesn't have to beat up my corollas clutch right off the bat. She's done it before in that car it's just been years since

          Yeah I need to get a ring on her. It wouldn't really change anything between us, we've been dating for over 10 years and just haven't gotten around to it. We're pry just gonna go to the courthouse and not frick with a wedding ceremony and all that shit. Maybe renew our vows later on. Probably won't have kids so we haven't rushed anything. Iunno. Maybe we will. Maybe we'll adopt.

          She's pretty cute too. Wouldn't still be around if she wasn't.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pity you pussywhipped homies
    Afraid to be men and get walked all over by your b***h

    Lmfao

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My wife this
    >My gf that
    >Anons with high paying jobs
    What happened to DA? What happened to all the losers I knew and loved?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what other boards have you noticed this in? i’ve only been browsing DA recently and can’t remember the last time i’ve seen so many anons with good lives off the internet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've noticed it on DA too of all places.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grew up mate, few of us bound to find women.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    then buy her an suv so you can have your sports car gayggeet

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep tight steeler

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women who drive SUVs are insufferable 'soccer mom' types. Perhaps men are the same.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy her a wagon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women who drive SUVs are insufferable 'soccer mom' types. Perhaps men are the same.

      She wants an SUV beacuse it offers her a better view of the road

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this really the bullshit women come up with? Like every other vehicle doesn't have a big glass window right in front of you to see the road through.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes
          She feels "more domimant" on the road, beacuse she sits taller
          Her words not mine

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >domimant
            Dominant ffs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell her to stop sucking the farts out of the cars inmediately in front of her

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She probably wants a lamb truck

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wife better get a job

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Import her a Landcruiser or Jimny. You can get 25+ year old ones legally.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her that SUVs rollover all the time and they are super expensive to maintain. Do i have to do your homework anon?

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy and feel the SOVL of the Stelvio
    >Have fun with it
    Problem solved

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have fun with it
      it's a bit difficult to do so when it's in the shop for the majority of ownership

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have fun with it
      Doing what exactly? It's too tall to corner, no ground clearance (and many other reasons) means it's not going far off road, and spaghetti wiring is no fun to wrench on... This dreadful thing hasn't got a single redeeming quality.

      OP here
      we have decided to get the Cupra Formentor

      I don't know what that means but it sounds like a sex toy. Did you get so bored of being pegged you're going to let her forment her own cupra? Will she at least let you watch?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        take your bbc cuckoldry somwhere else this is a white thread

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >b-but I need it for the kids! Ugh! my mother was right about you, you are SO selfish and cheap!

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wife wants an SUV
    Oh she gon get an SUV alright!

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here
    we have decided to get the Cupra Formentor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe you.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why yes, i enjoy doing wheel hubs/bearings once a year, how could you tell?
    >rear diff still has maybe 6" of clearance
    this is the equivalent of ricer stancehomosexualry
    -t Excursion owner

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf liked the looks of the Fiat 500 so I convinced her to get the Abarth 695. If your wife wants a SUV, tell her to get a 2015 BMW X6M

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2015 BMW X6M
      Kinda looks like a money pit
      How is the reliability?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you have to ask you can't afford it. As the saying goes, not much is more expensive than a cheap BMW.
        -t. Fell for the "but if they're taken care of" lie

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a 2015 X5 and the only real issue that popped up was one of the vents getting stuck open. Fixed with a software reset tho.
        BMW reliability is a meme, it's just poorgay cope. Modern BMWs are reliable as frick

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep tight, steeler

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro frick you, I came in here to say that and your post is right above mine so it looks like I copied you. Delete that shit now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sleep tight buddy

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep tight, steeler

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUVs are higher therefore the lines on the road don't seem to move past you as fast meaning you are safer.

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