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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need? No. Want? Yes.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, i need
    >an AC clutch that doesnt clunk like you hit something
    >an engine that doesnt develop valvetrain rattles every 50kmi
    >an engine with more torque than a hamster wheel
    >seats that dont frick up your back
    >more than 4mm of ground clearance
    >alloys that don't look like gaudy 1991 shit (your picrel is the facelift with actually good alloys)
    >paint that doesnt pick up dirt like a lint roller
    >a transmission that doesnt clunk and hold high gears at a standstill
    >an actual gas pedal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot:
      >actually good throttle response
      >silicone grease in the window runs
      >an interior not made from the cheapest, stiffest, flakiest plastic available
      >an actual radio
      >actual speakers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh spine
      geriatric hands typed this post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't worry about his spine

        zoomer hands typed this post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>an engine that doesnt develop valvetrain rattles every 50kmi
      you have no tools

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have no desire to drive 600 miles with a tool bag to my cousin's house to adjust the valves on her 2009 civic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro you have never touched a wrench in your life, stick to discussing LED lighting and infotainment systems.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen a couple family members lease these new and holy frick. If they're that bad new I shudder to think that they're like after the 5th immigrant owner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They probably got poverty trims, mine is pretty nice inside. I'd love some heated seats though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They were all upper trims. It's was the paint issues, troony issues, suspension issues, brake issues, you know, Honda things.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scrapes and gets damaged on a slight dip or just coming out of a driveway

    Yes, I need a crossover. Low cars are a cuck cope, there's a reason the first cars like the Model T were so high up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Low cars are a cuck cope
      Lol what? Are you that unwilling to admit that your fatass can't bend down so you use that as justification for a cuckover?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I need it in a non-moronic form factor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >non-moronic form factor
      So not the one you pictured then

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This exists but most moronic millenials will say the sedan is better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1xj4GLG.jpg

      >non-moronic form factor
      So not the one you pictured then

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've a got a fit and the next gen up of this in a coupe. Gonna sell one. Think im keeping fit selling civic tbh. Fit is manual and slightly less mpg but feels faster. Civic is auto gets better mpg has carplay wireless offline gps etc but is in worse shape. both have about 170k on them.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I need it in blue

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these shits cost more now than they did in 2014

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

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