You are not your job. Youre not how much money you have in the bank. Youre not the car you drive.

You are not your job.
You’re not how much money you have in the bank.
You’re not the car you drive.
You’re not the contents of your wallet.

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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    why was he so fricking stupid?

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am Wuodan's Chosen Schizo.

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Those things are quite literally part of who you are as an individual.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. They're part of who you want people to think you are.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Which is all that matters and anything else is cope for the poor/weak.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          it matters because u care
          it doesnt really matter

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        how much money I have in the bank determines to a great extent if I’m able to live my life the way I want.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          send me buttcoin

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        my lifestyle determines my death style

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        They demonstrate your mental capabilities and where your ambitions lie. If you're not born rich, at least. Whether that's good or bad is moot. The clothes make the man. Unless you want to be a hippy or a buddhist. And even for them, their appearances are a reflection of who they are. Refusing to communicate is communicating. You can't not communicate.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          these are just things you have to tell yourself because you can’t think for yourself bro
          stop trying to bring people down to your dim dark level of npc slave mind

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I looked like a hobo, but had a good vibe and pretty girls were flocking to me. I was dressed sharply, but with an off vibe and they were disgusted by me

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Go to college first, anon.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      no they aren’t

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      So you’re your left pinkie toe then?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I am now thanks to you, butthole. Frick you.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >I am Jack’s intestinal flora
          You know there are numerically more bacteria in your gut than human cells in the rest of your body?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            You know there is more cum in your mouth than in the balls of every man on Earth combined?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not your mom anon, or should I say “vehicle for a bacterial host to rival his mom’s conquests”

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Now say that with your mouth open (you can’t).

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Is that you posting or your intestinal flora? I genuinely can’t tell

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            There is so much alcohol in my intestines that the flora have all died off. Your intestines, on the other hand, are drowning in cum.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            how does that work?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            He’s like Santa delivering presents but instead he sucks all of your cum out and holds it in his mouth because he’s gay lol.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I’m sorry.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ, zoomer. Lay off the andrew tate podcasts.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm probably older and much more intelligent than you, and if you don't think someone's material possessions aren't a reflection of who they are as a person, then I'm sorry, you're moronic.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          lol old homosexual. Change your diaper.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Your mom changed it for me already. And I left her a stinky surprise in it 😉

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            No she didn’t. But you are still old.

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    You're not your fricking khakis.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Read this with a boston accent so it comes out as
      >car keys

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The only line I remember

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Read this with a boston accent so it comes out as
      >car keys

      THE CAH KEYS

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    this hasn't aged well has it?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Parts of it have, parts of it haven't. The stuff about being lost men with no cause or pursuit still resonates well, but the anti-consumer minimalist shit where you need to burn your apartment down and live in a rundown shithole with nothing didn't age well, because we've experienced worsening conditions and quality of life and it fricking blows, it doesn't free us at all.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >anti-consumer minimalist shit where you need to burn your apartment down and live in a rundown shithole with nothing didn't age well
        >we've experienced worsening conditions and quality of life and it fricking blows
        Well yeah it's fricking different when you're not doing it by choice. If you're living in a leaky camper trailer from 1994 because you can't afford rent in an actual home and not because you want to go pseudo off the grid/say "frick expectations and a landlord and someone else's rules" or whatever it's completely different.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          done it. voluntarily living in a car for a while and was pretty good. some girls are good to frick in the car. sometimes you need to get a hotel room because they just won't have it

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Deciding who to blame in Fight Club is weird, but Edward Norton didn't really burn his place down by choice, he went crazy.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          it actually isn't
          you're an end, not the means
          it's like going to prison, you're a criminal either way

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      it’s aged extremely well

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Whoa so cool! Terrorism is actually good. Frick society. I'm just like him. This is really insightful. I wish I had abs.
    >Ted Kacynski? Ew he was a chud!

    • 5 days ago
      Anonynous

      >>Ted Kacynski? Ew he was a chud!
      Palaniuk has never said this.
      He even admitted to reading the daily stormer on Joe Rogan.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Ted was a troon in a chud's body. Literally.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        so troons are projecting when they call people chuds

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Durden would like it in 2024 when no one has any of that shit.

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    but I don't have a job

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Society forces you to identify as those things so you don't identify as what you really are: a straight white man.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      correct, which is why brown and other more feminine races are so externally validated by these arbitrary systems of israeli fiat value

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Which is why one of the first things anyone asks you is "what do you do?"

    You ARE your job and your possessions. Cope harder, soap boy

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      people kill themseves in japan a lot so that means it’s normal
      see how stupid your little brain is
      what do you do is a stupid thing to say that isn’t valid
      we live in an invalid society and only morons like you uphold it
      YOU are your job and your possessions because you have nothing else
      don’t project your worthless system of fake value onto a real man you little pig

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wew cause that would mean Im nothing

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes you are
      do what i say to become something
      who am i? never mind

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Did you try to make a non-haiku?

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's a cult, bro. You got played into wanting to join a cult.

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    No shit. But the money in my bank and the card in my wallet paid for extensive martial arts training that I drove to in my car. I got all of that with my job.

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    So what am I then, if so much of that comprises our every action?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You are a consciousness trapped in a slowly rotting bag of meat. Happy?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      if you genuinely have to ask "who am I if I'm not my money, my job or my car" as if it's not evident that you exist outside of those things you're actually a fricking moronic NPC unironically no matter how many pseuds latch on to fight club and take it as gospel and you would actually benefit from following their lead and doing it a bit yourself

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's a valid question. Are we the sum of our parts, or do we have an innate self distinct from those parts?

        This has been questioned at length by Descartes, Hume, Sartre, et al., and fare more insightfully than anything you'll read here. DA might be able to give you a good run.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You’re the all singing all dancing crap of the world

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a loser with nothing to show for it and that means I'm... LE GOOD?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      i never said you were good

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to go swimming last weekend while on a walk but remembered i had my iPhone 15 pro with me and almost didn’t go because i was afraid of it getting stolen. Pic related came to my mind.

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the most lefty author in NW coast. sorry but no.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      T. Brainlett

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    commie incel movie

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    you are also not mature enough to see that what is left is the most boring thing in existence

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >cigarette smoke spells 'sex'
    whoa never notice this before

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    whats the point? please watch "the game" and "panic room" on fox. fincher did it twice. There is no escape.

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    You ARE, however, the size of your penis

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    frick that. i am my v8 twin turbo

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Alright I’m interested what car?

  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    the drunk ramblings of a drunk. destroying what ypu have is really stupid though

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    like all good hollywood entertainment, it's about quiting pussy and booze.

  26. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >You are not your job.
    >You’re not how much money you have in the bank.
    >You’re not the car you drive.
    >You’re not the contents of your wallet.
    1.your life might be your job, really
    2.tell that to your wife
    3.ok, amerimutt thing
    4.again, see 2

  27. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i am my habits.
    clothes and material possessions are an easy way to publicly disclose my habits.
    if your habits are satisfying enough you don't need to justify them through external validation.

  28. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
    A woman could cut off your penis while you sleep and throw it out the window of a moving car
    Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart
    [Chop Socky Yell]
    We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world
    Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films
    We're God's unwanted children? So be it

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