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>Your Tesla breaks down
>a Ford shows up to assist you

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tesla don't make vans
    >service vehicle needs to be a van

    I'm sure there are also many car manufacturers who use trucks and trailers from different manufacturers to transport their vehicles.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm sure there are also many car manufacturers who use trucks and trailers from different manufacturers to transport their vehicles.
      pretty much all of them yeah.

      never understood why Tessöy only makes 3 models, I guess they are really autistic about their brand.

      because developing a car is expensive

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because developing a car is expensive
        no it isn't, that's why real manufacturers have several models per module. and EV's are infinitely less complicated than real cars, I could build a Teslop van in 3 days if you hand me a Model Y.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Building several models on the same platform just proves building new platforms IS expensive and hard moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought trucks were good for the same jobs as vans. Doesn't Tesla make a truck?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Truggs kinda suck when you want a low loading floor, weather protection via rigid superstructure, and usable volume in a single package.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you only pretending to be this moronic?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not recognising satire
          I believe you are the moronic one in this situation.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's okay guys I was just pretending

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trucks are garbage for the same jobs vans do.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trucks are for getting groceries and parking in the office lot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WRONG. Truggs are for parking under the stars and fricking chicks with in the bed

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So it should be enough to do the software update that bricked the Tesla.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm sure there are also many car manufacturers who use trucks and trailers from different manufacturers to transport their vehicles.
      pretty much all of them yeah.

      [...]
      because developing a car is expensive

      Not mercedes.
      Merc sells everything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Merc sells everything

        How old is Mercedes again?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          isn´t gm and ford almost as old?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do they not also make just about everything?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            busses ford is only missing city busses compared to Mercedes

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never understood why Tessöy only makes 3 models, I guess they are really autistic about their brand.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because more models = more choice and that doesn't follow suit with the NEW WAY OF DOING THINGS

      new way means you get what you get and that's that. you don't get to choose other than to say I want shit option 1 or shit option 2 or maybe shit option 3, all of which are the same turd wrapped in different towels.

      eventually it'll be one model and it'll be a rideshare/leasing/renting program, you won't own anything.

      once they perfect autopilot it'll be amazing, you can sit back and consoom more media and advertisements instead of focusing on pesky things like driving the car.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >moron doesn't realize companies are just following market trends
        >ie. What the consumers, (you) are choosing to consume.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >companies are just following market trends
          2003 called, they want their shitty takes back

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >moron doesn't realize companies are dictating to consoomers what they should buy
          >literally no one is asking for EV cuck cars that drive themselves, they're being told it's a new thing that's awesome and brainwashed into believing it's desirable

          Looks like you're already mindbroken. Sorry about that. Enjoy podlife and cricket crunch for breakfast.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          big corporations aren't happy following trends, they want to set them and frequently do. what do you think marketing depts do? read a little about edward bernays.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S3XY C_RS
      Model S
      Model 3
      Model X
      Model Y
      CyberTruck
      Model A (Autonomy?)
      Roadster
      Semi

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does Ford get these contracts to make fleet vehicles?
    You would think that shrewd businessmen would seek out Toyotas, or at least a second-rate Japanese make.
    And it's not entirely just in the US either. Some of Norway's cop cars are (or were, if they changed it) Fords.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Toyota doesn't make small vans like that they are just rebadged Citroens in Europe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Toyota doesn't make small vans

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Toyota has a shit load of small vans in Japan and I'm not talking Kei cars either. Blame the US government for cucking every non-american company from trying to sell actual usable cars in the US and allowing US manufacturers to frick everyone in the ass

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          US manufacturers literally wouldn't be able to compete otherwise, and even then they still needed bailouts
          There's a reason why they want 125% tariffs on Chinese cars

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            on the other hand eu manufacturers are getting fricked by their own government

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your Tesla breaks down
    >some random in a 70 year old jeep with naturally obtained speed holes appears

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk, why aren't there minivans in the shape of Transits and Sprinters?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why aren't there vans in the shape of vans
      What the frick are you even trying to say?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think he means odysseys, siennas, caravans etc. that sort of thing. but they already look van shaped kek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think he means odysseys, siennas, caravans etc. that sort of thing. but they already look van shaped kek

        Ford and Merc vans are taller like Twingos.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you're saying.... why don't you see minivans which are less mini?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I'm saying pic related. Toyota/Honda is left.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You want a highroof Hiace?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We need that in the states. What's the point of getting a van when it's just a lowered crossver.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You get a minivan for the sliding doors
            sliding doors which are IMPOSSIBLE to fit to a crossover btw so don't even THINK ABOUT suggesting that ok?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Impossible?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
            DON'T QUESTION THE NONSENSICLE VEHICLE CATEGORIES

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They also manufacture and install solar panels and power banks you idiots.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I think their solar roofs look way better than regular solar panels.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I signed up for that it was first announced. It was supposed to be "comparable to a traditional roof" in terms of cost.They quoted me $70k for my 2k sqft house lol. I unsubscribed and got a metal roof with a lifetime warranty for about $10k. Typical Musk just spouting shit about upcoming products to generate hype that won't be close to truth irl.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOT EM

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Your Rivian breaks down
    >A Rivian shows up to assist you
    They use their own version of the Amazon van now. Before that it was just a R1T.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Your Tesla breaks down
      >A Tesla is sent to assist you
      >A Tesla breaks down
      and so on

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and a chevy shows up to tow both to the shop

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >more than one poster has replied to him
    Literally what the frick is your moronic brain even trying to say here?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu samegayging Black personbrain

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >confused and enraged, the nonsensical poster lashes out with sporadic insults and baseless claims

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >calls someone moronic for posting satire
          > won’t reflect on their own moronation and instead projects said moronation on others
          P O T T E R Y

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >be me
            >asks person pretending to be moronic if they're pretending to be moronic
            >some other moron starts replying with posts that don't make any sense

            Are you also pretending to be moronic?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There’s that moron projection again. You just need to stop posting, sonny boy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >more than one poster has replied to him
            >stfu samegayging Black personbrain
            If you're not pretending, then what is the meaning of this incoherent rambling?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’re embarrassing yourself, boy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guess we'll never know then... I'll just continue to write it off as incoherent rambling then, and write you off as a genuine moron - not even pretending!

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your car breaks down
    >a specialized towing vehicle shows up to assist you
    moron

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would it break down? All I hear here is how reliable EV's are and how there's nothing on them that can break.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretending to be moronic isn't cute, anon.

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