Are they though? If they're giving all their money to based elon?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Elon isn't based and most of the EV market are left wing cucks that vote with trepidation, moronation and spite.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Worse than this by far. They vote to destroy the free market and force you to buy electric vehicles with a finite lifespan. Once the batteries die your car is over. Consoom via government regulation. Plus they keep dumping ethanol in the gas tanks to destroy your car faster.
This. God i wish i could've invented an expensive product marketed at SF bugment, pajeets and gays and had it kill the users. It's not just the money, it's the satisfaction.
Lmao one of these crashed into a tree and a crowd showed up to help but couldn't get the doors open so they got to watch him be burned alive after he crawled into the back seat to hide from the fire. Burned from the feet up in the most gruesome fashion.
>something straight out of a dystopian horror film
Because it is a fictionalized version meant to play up the horror aspects
>Especially since they're planning on forcing us into these.
There is nothing forcing you to get an EV. The laws that have been passed target manufacturers of new vehicles and not personal ownership of old vehicles.
For the record, fires in BEVs are exceptionally rare, and the industry is paranoid about them because of how profile any fire is. A few of these very high profile cases have turned out to be attempts at insurance fraud / stock price manipulation. In one instance the owner was found to have shot the battery pack by holding the gun pointed at the floor while sitting inside.
>man burned alive because shit engineering >yeah they're just playing up the horror aspects because uh insurance people get cremated alive for insurance all the time.
People jumped out of the WTC towers during 9/11 because they rather die from smacking the pavement than being burned alive, you loony troons are a disease to society. Big battery yet again exposed.
>They aren't making laws that force you to buy EV's >they're just making gas so prohibitively expensive that they basically are
same line of thought as >they're not forcing you to get the wu flu jab >they're just making it impossible for you to work if you don't
people are starting to see through the government's bullshit so now they have to use mob tactics to get you to do what they want
2 years ago
Anonymous
A business can make whatever rules they want, commie
2 years ago
Anonymous
>yes daddy CEO's, please give me more of your semen
2 years ago
Anonymous
>hold your enemy to their own rules
you can frick right off
2 years ago
Anonymous
ridiculous how crazy well the doulethink works on people
>Not forcing you
Yeah they just price poors out of it and tell them to get a Tesla that will be dead in 10 years whilst also asking them to make smart financial decisions by getting rid of the 30 year old running like new Toyota that cost 5k.
You're a fricking Black person and I'll gladly fight you if you're in Australia, post address homosexual.
This is a myth, the driver was dead on impact because he ran into the tree at over 100 mph
If he had been alive, he could have used the manual door release, or the fire department would have used the jaws of life
Nobody has ever burned to death in a EV fire.
>he could have used the manual door release
You mean the one that >doesn't even exist for Model 3 rear passengers >doesn't even exist for most Model Y rear passengers >is hidden underneath a mat in the rear door pocket on the few early production Model Ys >carries a disclaimer that it may cause mechanical damage to other parts of the front doors in the Model 3 and Y >is hidden underneath the rear floor carpet for Model S rear passengers >is hidden behind the door speaker grille for Model X rear passengers
GREAT FRICKING ENGINEERING THERE, ELON, BETTER FRICKING KEEP THOSE SECURITY HAMMERS HANDY SO YOU CAN SMASH YOUR WAY OUT OF THE WINDOWS INSTEAD OF OPENING ANY DOORS
>KEEP THOSE SECURITY HAMMERS HANDY SO YOU CAN SMASH YOUR WAY OUT OF THE WINDOWS INSTEAD OF OPENING ANY DOORS
This is actually very good advice, and it applies to all cars. When my VW shitbox got sandwiched between two SUVs the frame has been bent slightly and that prevented the doors from opening.
Thankfully I had an escape tool.
Car manufacturers are going to the electronic latches because they're more reliable in an accident, but even they can't help you if you get in an accident with enough energy that it deforms the body enough to stop the doors from physically being able to open.
Everyone should carry one in their car at all times.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Car manufacturers are going to the electronic latches because they're more reliable in an accident
u wot
2 years ago
Anonymous
>escape tool
Everyone should have something like this. Pic related attaches to your keychain, cuts seatbelts and smashes windows
2 years ago
Anonymous
>onions opener
Why. Not just use your key?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I hate that the tip on those is never centered, could've served double duty as a centerpunch for my daily centerpunch needs.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I keep pic related in every vehicle. One push with one of these and the glass will shatter.
>Well, its actually not a problem... cause gas cars blow up twice as much in uhm, frickhueg gigantic accidents... but like, look! statistically you're safer in a tessie anywa- OMG!! WTF?!?! WHYS IT RANDOMLY COMBUSTING AAAAAGGHHH LET ME OUT LET ME OUT AHHHH STATISTICALLY I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFER AAAAAHHHHH
One of the few good posts in this thread.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>lose power to car in case of an accident >die because electronic doors won't open
'Lawsuit alleges' is the key word there. If you hit a tree in a car going over 100mph making no effort to slow down, you're going to be dead on impact. Not much any car can do for that.
The whole reason first responders allowed the car to sit and burn without using the jaws of life was that the driver was dead on impact.
First responders don't care if the car door is locked, they'll just cut the car open.
This idea that because the electronic handles wouldn't present outside the car the driver couldn't escape is just silly.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>this much tesloid cope
How will you cope next, cuck?
OK, little low income b***h. Have fun at your minimum wage mcjob.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>maximum tesloid cope
AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
2 years ago
Anonymous
I earn more in a week than you do in a month, little b***h. Have fun making tesla threads to cope with being poor (and worthless).
2 years ago
Anonymous
>spreadsheet cope >no rebuttal >coping this much
OOOHHHHH NONONONO AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
2 years ago
Anonymous
lol you're fricking worthless just like the singe mom that raised you and the dad you never met lmaoooooo.
Low income b***h from a low income family. Many such cases!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>absolutely FOAMING
AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah you're a definitely a nonwhite. Really inferior. Really worthless.
>larping as a polcel to try and get the mean thread taken away by janny
Die in a lithium fire
2 years ago
Anonymous
thats a common desol failure
2 years ago
Anonymous
>t. totally infiltrated le nazi auto board o
2 years ago
Anonymous
yawn nice chump change brah
trying to flex in the fricking sea lmao there's always bigger earners and im above (You)
2 years ago
Anonymous
You work at gamestop and earn whatever the minimum wage is in Kentucky. I bet you're not even white.
2 years ago
Anonymous
couldn't be further off, keep posting its good entrainment
Kentucky? lmfaooo homie must be in bumfrick south that region is irrelevant
2 years ago
Anonymous
holy shit what an absolute cope
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I earn more in a week than you do in a month, little b***h. Have fun making tesla threads to cope with being poor (and worthless).
It's sad that you consider your value or anyone else's to be based on monetary gain.
I actually feel sorry for you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Imagine trying to flex as a wagie
2 years ago
Anonymous
have fun spending your hard earned goybucks on a basedmobile, homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm the bestest of goys! I promise I am!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>posting a spreadsheet of (you)r mediocre income to try and flex in a pointless argument on an anonymous peruvian model sailboat carving forum
time to take a break from the computer, anon
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nice Zimbabwean dollars, now post an actual bank account.
i meant that was totally spontaneous thats fricking bad no way around it
2 years ago
Anonymous
Post richgay car with bread on hood
2 years ago
Anonymous
>DailyFail as a source
You really think first responders can't get into a car if the door is locked?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Is the independent more to your liking?
2 years ago
Anonymous
No matter how many power tools and shit they bring along, it won't help much if they can't physically approach the car to use them. Fire departments are resorting to dumping EV's in waterfilled containers because they simple cannot contain or put out the fires.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Based jeet remover
2 years ago
Anonymous
Looks israeli. Probably faked his death and is in Israel with his 12 year old mistress.
Black person it was literally the first plaid produced for consoomers. that doesnt look well at all. would you buy a new corolla if the first one produced exploded spontaneously?
wow, its not like automotive corporation supposed to do a massive callback when a horrible problem happen (on their behalf) to all their consumers so they can prevent the same horrible problem again.
>Well, its actually not a problem... cause gas cars blow up twice as much in uhm, frickhueg gigantic accidents... but like, look! statistically you're safer in a tessie anywa- OMG!! WTF?!?! WHYS IT RANDOMLY COMBUSTING AAAAAGGHHH LET ME OUT LET ME OUT AHHHH STATISTICALLY I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFER AAAAAHHHHH
All EVs must be mandated to have explosive charges in all door hinges that will activate in case of battery fire, same kind as in SLS AMG doors that pop if the car rolls over.
>Sir please redeem explosive charge with touch pad >Sir please push emergency button >Listen to me sir please listen you must redeem button
Tesloids will burn to a crisp and it's a good thing.
happens in non tesla cars more without sabotage to make tesla look bad
2 years ago
Anonymous
>sabotage
We have reached fuhrerbunker levels of cope.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Anything bad that happens to EV's are sabotage
Only inferior people like EV's thanks for outing (you)rself Count Cuckula.
2 years ago
Anonymous
My dad got a massive discount on a previous year Alfa Giulia a few years back. The car had sat on the lot for around a year, in direct sun most of the day, and shortly after we got it some very minor bubbling happened in the leather dash. It was so minor that we didn't even notice it, but a dealer tech did while it was in for an oil change, and the dealer immediately ordered a whole replacement dash, which they installed two days later at no cost whatsoever. That's what a real car company does when there's an issue like this.
what's the point of vegan leather
leather is a byproduct of meat industry
as long as humans consume meat they will have leather, not using leather just makes more waste
2 years ago
Anonymous
There's no point. It's just emasculated cucks virtue signaling.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There isn't any but vegan leather advocates say the demand for leather means cows get killed just for the leather and the meat surplus goes to waste or something like that. They're also too dumb to realize fabric seating is a thing already, I guess, and they could just use cotton or wool blend seats.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>vegans don't understand that animals have more than one product per animal
I bet there's vegans out there that unironically think that when they butcher a meat cow they just throw the bones hooves and hides in a giant skip
2 years ago
Anonymous
What are the bones and hooves used for?
We are out-Native American-ing the Native Americans with our cow usage, apparently.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bones - gelatin mostly, also reduced to the bare materials (largely calcium) and used for supplements
Hooves - as above but as it's mostly keratin the stuff that doesn't get turned into gelatin or animal glue gets turned into fertilizer
Butchery is a remarkably efficient industry with very little waste, even the blood is recovered for use in making blood pudding or in cosmetics
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ironically, it's the big bad mega farms that are more efficient than the smaller operations. Who woulda known, being greedy means you're more efficient with the resources you have. Oh right, every capitalism ever, they're so damn quirky. Silly loones.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Efficient doesn’t mean better. There are lots of downstream costs that big industrial agriculture doesn’t worry about since they won’t be asked to foot the bill. If at some point some politician thinks about charging them for the environmental degradation caused by pumping the water full of chemicals that turn the frogs gay they’ll just lobby against it and say anyone who complains when they poison the water supply causing a massive troon epidemic is a right wing nutjob.
2 years ago
Anonymous
moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
Holy shit vegans really don't understand what they rail against. Look there's plenty of valid reasons to decide not to eat meat or participate in the factory farming industry as a consumer, but "Wasteful ranchers throwing away bones and hooves" is the most moronic take ever. You know bones make broths, right? And people eat marrow, or they're ground up for fertilizers, etc. Hell, horse piss is used for HRT. Premarin literally is a portmanteaux of (Pre)gnant (Mar)e U(in)e. They keep horses knocked up and harvest the pee for menopausal women.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What part of my post made you think I'm a vegan? And I never called ranchers wasteful, I just stated the fact that they don't money grub as much as factory farms do.
That thing I never said is a moronic take... okay? I agree?
Fricking idiot...
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're right to call me an idiot but for the wrong reason: I meant to quote
What are the bones and hooves used for?
We are out-Native American-ing the Native Americans with our cow usage, apparently.
kek
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm sorry but now that you've embarrassed me I can't let you live. Just know that this will hurt me more than it hurts you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not to mention the fact that they're replacing a renewable material with one made of the same oil they're so smug about not burning in their cars.
2 years ago
Anonymous
wool wouldn't be vegan since it comes from sheep.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah I know I just mean you don't kill the sheep to harvest wool.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Vegans think using anything that comes from an animal is abuse. They're absolute morons.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Like the guy below said. Vegans don't even eat diary or eggs, hence the distinction from vegetarians.
2 years ago
Anonymous
probably cheep to produce
2 years ago
Anonymous
>leather is a byproduct of meat industry
That's a common misconception
happens in non tesla cars more without sabotage to make tesla look bad
The wood thing doesn't happen in ice cars. That's fricking nonsense and you should feel bad.
The bubbling thing is something that happens hundreds of thousands of miles into a cars lifespan if at all.
The point is that tesla is trying to compete with old knowledge manufacturers. At several times the price point. Very stupid.
Never had a car made of ice. Thats more of a novelty thing up north. My cars are made of metal, glass and plastic which works pretty good most of the time
>introduce fluoride into the water supply >now introduce flouride into the air we breath
The frogs really are turning gay, EV's are ecological terrorism.
Lithium doesn't really release any gasses, Lithium reacts with oxygen to make lithium oxide. Anything actually on fire here is all the other material burning like plastics, fabrics, etc.
the government gave Tesla hundreds of millions of dollars over the last decade. They won't investigate because they don't wanna see it fail for anything.
Those loans were repaid, and Tesla has grown into a trillion dollar business. It isn't unusual for Governments to provide loans for promising new businesses.
Unlike the bailouts for legacy automakers were often seem to have been cash thrown down into a hole that is only capable of producing disappointing compliance cars.
>Those loans were repaid, and Tesla has grown into a trillion dollar business.
That doesn't really mean anything when they haven't contributed anything in taxes. Seriously, the richest company on earth has paid nothing in taxes.
Pretty sure it's illegal for a company not to pay taxes, but I'm not a scumba- erm a CEO so I wouldn't know
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Pretty sure it's illegal for a company not to pay taxes,
You don't understand how taxes in the US work. Tesla avoids paying taxes by using scheming money moving plots in order to exacerbate their expenses to make it seem like they're otherwise unprofitable when they really are.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah and Ford and GM don’t use these loopholes because…
2 years ago
Anonymous
This. Remember friends, tax loopholes are put there intentionally. It's so moronic tax prostitutes can get their rocks off thinking their making everyone pay their "fair share" while americans can pay what they actually owe on the down low.
Nothing, by the way. They owe nothing. Taxation is theft.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You just set up shell companies and register them as charities and donate all your profits to "charity" (yourself) to offset your tax burden
Microsoft has been
Please learn how taxes work before making such a claim.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That is how taxes work. Many businesses will spend money on "consulting" or other bullshit business things. The "consultant company" exists in tax havens and charges fees worth exactly what their profits are which inflates their expenses and makes it look like they made no money. The consultants are actually the owners of the primary company and they keep it all. Furthermore other business purchases justify huge tax writeoffs. Many companies that would owe taxes can instead spend money they owe which nullifies their tax burden. Companies are the only entities that can get all these tax credits and exemptions to reduce their tax burden. Regular americans cannot.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>regular americans cannot
moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
You aren't gonna reduce your tax burden on personal income tax to zero like companies can. You can't deduct expenses like companies can.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>to zero like companies can
moron >you can't deduct expenses like companies can
moron
...no wait i want to change my insult imagine i've been saying skill issue this whole time. yeah... skill issue.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>no actual retort >just moron, moron, moron
lemme guess you look up and down before crossing the road. I'm not wrong at all.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he doesn't look for helicopters in the sky >he doesn't make sure he's not going to step on a poor bug
skill issue
There is no reason you can't take advantage of the same tax """loopholes""" muh companies do. Do you think companies are some sort of god like entity no human could ever aspire to become? The only thing stopping "regular" people from doing smart things is being lazy. So yknow... S K I L L I S S U E
2 years ago
Anonymous
>There is no reason you can't take advantage of the same tax """loopholes""" muh companies do.
oh really? I can reduce my personal income tax to zero by deducting my purchases? Tell me how that works on a 1040
2 years ago
Anonymous
The fact that you answered your own question and don't even realize it...
INCOME tax...
Stop having an income, very simple.
It's too bad an average Tesla owner can't even put air in their tires. No average consumer will know how to do this. Reminds me of the guy who died in his Corvette because he couldn't find the button to open his door.
If I had one of these cars, I would cut a hold in the speaker grill and place a gradable handle there with an emergency release sticker next to it. Sure it would be ugly as sin but it would prevent any rear seat passenger from burning to death the eventual battery fire.
I just don’t fricking get it, all the modern cars with so much bloat because of excessive safety features and this slips through the net? It make zero fricking sense in the first fricking place and even less considering.
I definitely hate him a lot less but I'm still not buying one of his deathtraps.
i'm a simple man. i don't give a shit what you do or who you are as long as you align with my interests and political opinions. musk shares a lot of my views.
musk is therefore based and yes i WILL support him
>he's basically real life iron man
Tony Stark was a one man MIC defense contractor selling arms to genocide goat herders for ZOG. You have no idea how opposite Musk is from that.
>Musk say’s he’s going to buy Twitter >now all these videos come out of Teslas “suddenly exploding” which hasn’t been a problem for the last decade
Careful anon you’re glowing.
Not likely, the people who ~~*own*~~ the insurance companies want the world to move towards EV, and the adoption rate is low enough that they can tank the hit.
Reminder that EVs already pay an annual fee equivalent to about 50k miles in gas tax every year.
Actually charging EVs per mile driven would mean they would be paying less.
WA is thinking about implementing this tax. They won't get rid of the gas tax and will tax all vehicles by miles though. Unfortunately, ICE will get two scoops of tax ass rape.
How will ICE be hit double if they repeal the gas tax?
So how will they determine how many miles you've driven?
This new fangled technology called an odometer.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>odometer
that thing people can change?
2 years ago
Anonymous
whoops miss read about the tax
>odometer
that thing people can change?
yeah bro, I'm sure you know how to change an odometer.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>yeah bro, I'm sure you know how to change an odometer.
But I don't need to? I just need to pay someone who does.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah and all I need to hack your bank account and steal all your money is to know someone who does.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Finding someone who can change an odometer is infinitely easier than finding someone who can hack into a banking system.
It's not even fricking illegal to change an odometer.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>It's not even fricking illegal to change an odometer.
It is in Burger Land. Federal law, and most if not all state law forbids it
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wrong.
It's illegal to present a changed odometer as accurate. It is not illegal to change your odometer. It's yours you fricking own it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not as much as you think. Car companies aren't moronic and make it difficult to change them. Unlike software cracking you don't have full control of the operating system running underneth what you're trying to crack.
Additionally the tax isn't going to be some massive amount of money, it'll probably come out to a couple hundred bucks a year or something and it's not like people who will change odometers will be doing it for free so it very well might not even be economical.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Unlike software cracking you don't have full control of the operating system running underneth what you're trying to crack.
So you didn't even google this before acting like you know what you're talking about?
2 years ago
Anonymous
no u
you clearly have no idea what your talking about. On a car the user has no access to the operating system, even with fancy scan tools all you're doing is requesting data and giving preset commands, none of which will be to change the odometer.
Go show me a list of processes running on one of your cars computer's and come back and talk to me. Until then you're just a bus riding homosexual who only knows what he's seen in movies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>on a car the user has no access to the operating system
No, seriously. Do a quick google check before you start talking about things you're not 100% certain about.
And if you are 100% certain about it, you need to check your arrogance at the door.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I never said it was impossible, just that it's not easy or cheap and a quick google shows that many cars the odometer can only go up and instead of rolling over it just sticks at 999,999
Dealers who do it are also making thousands of dollars off doing it, there isn't nearly as much profit doing it for someone who's trying to avoid $100 worth of tax.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Careful you don't blow your back out hefting that goalpost around.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>on a car the user has no access to the operating system
>Do a quick google check before you start talking about things you're not 100% certain about.
You do realize you posted a picture of a car in garage which has specialist tools and equipment.
With the right resources I can build a rocket in my backyard that can get me to Uranus.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>With the right resources I can build a rocket in my backyard that can get me to Uranus.
You don't need a rocket to get to his anus.
>look at me I'm saving the clim-ACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T GET OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>everyone surrounds the vehicle and tries to open the doors >they can't because there are no door handles >a sharp eyed anon spots the sphere they threw at the cybertruck on stage >"this will surely shatter the window" >hurdles it at the window >it bounces off >elon starts shouting about bullet proof glass as he is burned alive feet 1st
not for no reason, no. a battery pack can go up at any moment and there is no way to tell if it's healthy. but I don't expect your kind to understand basic physics so keep coping.
LOLOLOLOLOL
THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR EV Black folk
Is, "You're poor" their only rebuttal? My POS Furd pickup costs as much as a model S, the difference is the truck can make it to rural Nevada and back and haul things that aren't metrosexual vaxxers.
what happens when you drive this thing into a lake or it catches on fire and you can't break the windows (which should be actually unbreakable when this is released in 2030)
this fish-faced slant eyed funny looking south african motherfricker is selling literal fricking trash to the worst people in america while simultaneously pulling out his 10 foot cybernetically enhanced transhumaninst 'communication tower' and beating them over the head with it as he makes south african accented sperg noises. they cope and seethe while making him the 'richest man in the world' and he just keeps on insulting them and everything they hold dear on social media and producing more and more demented sperg-children with funny looking attention prostitutes much younger than he is. it's like he's acheived transhumanism and the computers he's amalgamated with are all internet servers circa 2005 and every terrible moronic cat meme and photoshop phriday have replaced his brain waves and he just keeps going while everyone just keeps crying and giving him money.
the cars he sells are the perfect mirror of the culture he sells them to. an out of control burning clusterfrick that won't stop until it's all over, leaving nothing at the end except incomprenhensible swivel eyed foreigners rolling in american money. it's fricking art.
>The car it self are the perfect mirror
They're a perfect mirror of himself. Autistic but functional, checks out all the boxes of a functioning car yet lacking anything the soul of a car
it's kind of amazing how manual door handles aren't required safety equipment in every car. like it's exceedingly obvious that cars should have these, but these fricking morons thought it'd be a good idea to do without
Musk dicklickers really worship the worlds biggest attention prostitute like he actually cares about your future. Yeah, he cares about a future where you die with all your money in his pocket.
Genuinely baffled that there are Musk defenders even bother coming to this board to defend their god's shitty products. Go back to DA or something, you fricking homosexuals.
This homosexual actually set his own car on fire. The owner was apparently pissed at Elon for fricking with crypto, so it was a hit piece. DA got baited by a Crypto bro. KEK!
As much as I hate to see a life lost in a vehicle there's gonna be a few necessary sacrifices to keep these rolling crematoriums off the road.
Based musk removing sois. Mobile gas chambers with self locking doors. Lock, gas and then cremate.
I'd feel worse for them if the people buying shit like this weren't the ones fricking up this country.
Are they though? If they're giving all their money to based elon?
Elon isn't based and most of the EV market are left wing cucks that vote with trepidation, moronation and spite.
Worse than this by far. They vote to destroy the free market and force you to buy electric vehicles with a finite lifespan. Once the batteries die your car is over. Consoom via government regulation. Plus they keep dumping ethanol in the gas tanks to destroy your car faster.
thats cool but everyone is gonna be forced to buy electric over the next couple decades
>but everyone is gonna be forced to buy electric over the next couple decades
In your shithole israeli country maybe, and only if you're poor.
nope, the future is hydrogen and it is so bright, stay clearpilled and trust God
i dont think so, i think the real future is the one where we dont have cars at all (and we are happy)
California is already having blackouts and brown outs, this bullshit legislation that is being pushed will be pushed back indefinitely
It won't. They want us to suffer. You clearly don't get it.
It will
Patience has limits
They're pretty close nowadays
We're nowhere near the limit. When Nigflix and Dreidelbook go offline and supermarkets are barren, then we'll see some serious shit; but not before.
Lol you say this as if government has competition.
wow its almost like the corruption from Enron and PGM and further negligence on the part of a billion dollar energy company is a bad thing.
This. God i wish i could've invented an expensive product marketed at SF bugment, pajeets and gays and had it kill the users. It's not just the money, it's the satisfaction.
WTF I love Tesla now
He fixed hilters fatal flaw of making the doors from wood.
Based.
Imagine he's on twitter and when he spots a basedboy he locks him in his tesla and start the self-destruct
This. He was based the whole time I just didnt' know it.
and the sois pay for it too.
NO REFUNDS
nice QC, tesla
Tessie-sisters...
We got too cooky
Lmao one of these crashed into a tree and a crowd showed up to help but couldn't get the doors open so they got to watch him be burned alive after he crawled into the back seat to hide from the fire. Burned from the feet up in the most gruesome fashion.
Why didn't they just break the windows?
With what? They can't even open a bottle
New cars come with laminate glass, it's hard to break with your hands.
What kind of homosexual can't kick out a door window? If my car is on fire, no pane of glass is gonna hold me in
that shit is harder than most people realise. quickest way is to take off the headrest and smash the posts against the middle of the window
Nah. Against the edges/corners of the window. The middle has too much flex. The edges/corners are stiffened by the sill.
firefighter in training told me they first hit the upper left corner of a window. would be good to follow up with one regarding car windows
Jesus that's terrifying. Sounds like something straight out of a dystopian horror film. Especially since they're planning on forcing us into these.
>something straight out of a dystopian horror film
Because it is a fictionalized version meant to play up the horror aspects
>Especially since they're planning on forcing us into these.
There is nothing forcing you to get an EV. The laws that have been passed target manufacturers of new vehicles and not personal ownership of old vehicles.
For the record, fires in BEVs are exceptionally rare, and the industry is paranoid about them because of how profile any fire is. A few of these very high profile cases have turned out to be attempts at insurance fraud / stock price manipulation. In one instance the owner was found to have shot the battery pack by holding the gun pointed at the floor while sitting inside.
>There is nothing forcing you to get an EV.
yet
>man burned alive because shit engineering
>yeah they're just playing up the horror aspects because uh insurance people get cremated alive for insurance all the time.
People jumped out of the WTC towers during 9/11 because they rather die from smacking the pavement than being burned alive, you loony troons are a disease to society. Big battery yet again exposed.
>They aren't making laws that force you to buy EV's
>they're just making gas so prohibitively expensive that they basically are
same line of thought as
>they're not forcing you to get the wu flu jab
>they're just making it impossible for you to work if you don't
people are starting to see through the government's bullshit so now they have to use mob tactics to get you to do what they want
A business can make whatever rules they want, commie
>yes daddy CEO's, please give me more of your semen
>hold your enemy to their own rules
you can frick right off
ridiculous how crazy well the doulethink works on people
>Not forcing you
Yeah they just price poors out of it and tell them to get a Tesla that will be dead in 10 years whilst also asking them to make smart financial decisions by getting rid of the 30 year old running like new Toyota that cost 5k.
You're a fricking Black person and I'll gladly fight you if you're in Australia, post address homosexual.
>Especially since they're planning on forcing us into these.
>tfw when my government isn't forcing me into a Tesla Model S Plaid
This is a myth, the driver was dead on impact because he ran into the tree at over 100 mph
If he had been alive, he could have used the manual door release, or the fire department would have used the jaws of life
Nobody has ever burned to death in a EV fire.
>he could have used the manual door release
You mean the one that
>doesn't even exist for Model 3 rear passengers
>doesn't even exist for most Model Y rear passengers
>is hidden underneath a mat in the rear door pocket on the few early production Model Ys
>carries a disclaimer that it may cause mechanical damage to other parts of the front doors in the Model 3 and Y
>is hidden underneath the rear floor carpet for Model S rear passengers
>is hidden behind the door speaker grille for Model X rear passengers
GREAT FRICKING ENGINEERING THERE, ELON, BETTER FRICKING KEEP THOSE SECURITY HAMMERS HANDY SO YOU CAN SMASH YOUR WAY OUT OF THE WINDOWS INSTEAD OF OPENING ANY DOORS
I had to put stickers on myemergency door latches on my 3 because every fricking mouthbreather used them.
>KEEP THOSE SECURITY HAMMERS HANDY SO YOU CAN SMASH YOUR WAY OUT OF THE WINDOWS INSTEAD OF OPENING ANY DOORS
This is actually very good advice, and it applies to all cars. When my VW shitbox got sandwiched between two SUVs the frame has been bent slightly and that prevented the doors from opening.
Thankfully I had an escape tool.
Car manufacturers are going to the electronic latches because they're more reliable in an accident, but even they can't help you if you get in an accident with enough energy that it deforms the body enough to stop the doors from physically being able to open.
Everyone should carry one in their car at all times.
>Car manufacturers are going to the electronic latches because they're more reliable in an accident
u wot
>escape tool
Everyone should have something like this. Pic related attaches to your keychain, cuts seatbelts and smashes windows
>onions opener
Why. Not just use your key?
I hate that the tip on those is never centered, could've served double duty as a centerpunch for my daily centerpunch needs.
I keep pic related in every vehicle. One push with one of these and the glass will shatter.
One of the few good posts in this thread.
>lose power to car in case of an accident
>die because electronic doors won't open
I love this future
don't Tesla's have laminated side windows so you can't even break them out?
>they are making bullet proof windows now
They really want them dead
'Lawsuit alleges' is the key word there. If you hit a tree in a car going over 100mph making no effort to slow down, you're going to be dead on impact. Not much any car can do for that.
The whole reason first responders allowed the car to sit and burn without using the jaws of life was that the driver was dead on impact.
First responders don't care if the car door is locked, they'll just cut the car open.
This idea that because the electronic handles wouldn't present outside the car the driver couldn't escape is just silly.
>this much tesloid cope
How will you cope next, cuck?
You seem like a low income b***h.
>no rebuttal
OOOHHHHH NONONONO AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
OK, little low income b***h. Have fun at your minimum wage mcjob.
>maximum tesloid cope
AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I earn more in a week than you do in a month, little b***h. Have fun making tesla threads to cope with being poor (and worthless).
>spreadsheet cope
>no rebuttal
>coping this much
OOOHHHHH NONONONO AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
lol you're fricking worthless just like the singe mom that raised you and the dad you never met lmaoooooo.
Low income b***h from a low income family. Many such cases!
>absolutely FOAMING
AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Yeah you're a definitely a nonwhite. Really inferior. Really worthless.
>soicuck keeps coping
PPPFFFFFFTT AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>larping as a polcel to try and get the mean thread taken away by janny
Die in a lithium fire
thats a common desol failure
>t. totally infiltrated le nazi auto board o
yawn nice chump change brah
trying to flex in the fricking sea lmao there's always bigger earners and im above (You)
You work at gamestop and earn whatever the minimum wage is in Kentucky. I bet you're not even white.
couldn't be further off, keep posting its good entrainment
Kentucky? lmfaooo homie must be in bumfrick south that region is irrelevant
holy shit what an absolute cope
>I earn more in a week than you do in a month, little b***h. Have fun making tesla threads to cope with being poor (and worthless).
It's sad that you consider your value or anyone else's to be based on monetary gain.
I actually feel sorry for you.
Imagine trying to flex as a wagie
have fun spending your hard earned goybucks on a basedmobile, homosexual
>I'm the bestest of goys! I promise I am!
>posting a spreadsheet of (you)r mediocre income to try and flex in a pointless argument on an anonymous peruvian model sailboat carving forum
time to take a break from the computer, anon
Nice Zimbabwean dollars, now post an actual bank account.
congrats, that'll buy you a lot of love, buddy.
>same two videos every thread
>seethes about it every thread
“Killed afteer crashing Tesla crash”
lol bongs come on you invented English.
Yeah, but they're overrun by Indians and pakis.
i meant that was totally spontaneous thats fricking bad no way around it
Post richgay car with bread on hood
>DailyFail as a source
You really think first responders can't get into a car if the door is locked?
Is the independent more to your liking?
No matter how many power tools and shit they bring along, it won't help much if they can't physically approach the car to use them. Fire departments are resorting to dumping EV's in waterfilled containers because they simple cannot contain or put out the fires.
Based jeet remover
Looks israeli. Probably faked his death and is in Israel with his 12 year old mistress.
Elon is never taking you Mars
>he could have used the manual door release
>just pull a panel bro
This is why I have a combo glass breaker/seatbelt cutter in all my vehicles
>combo glass breaker/seatbelt cutter in all my vehicles
My car came with this standard, so I thought all cars did.
after 1.5 million cars sold, I'm just glad the anti-tesla npcs finally have some new content to use for disinformation.
> A One I A Million Tesla That Catches On Fire Is Suddenly Represents All Teslas
Oh You Chuds Blinded By Your Faith In Sky Daddy
Black person it was literally the first plaid produced for consoomers. that doesnt look well at all. would you buy a new corolla if the first one produced exploded spontaneously?
wow, its not like automotive corporation supposed to do a massive callback when a horrible problem happen (on their behalf) to all their consumers so they can prevent the same horrible problem again.
I'm atheist and hate Tesla. What now?
>Well, its actually not a problem... cause gas cars blow up twice as much in uhm, frickhueg gigantic accidents... but like, look! statistically you're safer in a tessie anywa- OMG!! WTF?!?! WHYS IT RANDOMLY COMBUSTING AAAAAGGHHH LET ME OUT LET ME OUT AHHHH STATISTICALLY I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFER AAAAAHHHHH
kekd but also true
>STATISTICALLY I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFER
best post
>WHYS IT RANDOMLY COMBUSTING AAAAAGGHHH
fricking kek
Fake news.
Poorgay cope thread #867
>Model S Plaid
>can't be ordered with a plaid paint job
How come your guys are really poor... and really worthless?
buy a Mercedes instead and save yourself the burn scars.
All EVs must be mandated to have explosive charges in all door hinges that will activate in case of battery fire, same kind as in SLS AMG doors that pop if the car rolls over.
Hopefully with enough yield that it kills the owner so he doesn't support the ev market again and/or as punishment for doing so in the first place.
>Sir please redeem explosive charge with touch pad
>Sir please push emergency button
>Listen to me sir please listen you must redeem button
Tesloids will burn to a crisp and it's a good thing.
>tesscuck starts mass replying when he gets btfo'd
Lmao
No that's the icechud
>icechud
Organic post fellow Sir, have an updoot!
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Never Change Icecuck
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>Icecuck
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All of this would've been avoided if they just put in normal door handles
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>No that's the icechud
>tesloid having a meltdown
Just like your battery pack
AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
EVtards everybody.
>tesloid absolutely FOAMING
ice cars are usually made worse
happens in non tesla cars more without sabotage to make tesla look bad
>sabotage
We have reached fuhrerbunker levels of cope.
>Anything bad that happens to EV's are sabotage
Only inferior people like EV's thanks for outing (you)rself Count Cuckula.
My dad got a massive discount on a previous year Alfa Giulia a few years back. The car had sat on the lot for around a year, in direct sun most of the day, and shortly after we got it some very minor bubbling happened in the leather dash. It was so minor that we didn't even notice it, but a dealer tech did while it was in for an oil change, and the dealer immediately ordered a whole replacement dash, which they installed two days later at no cost whatsoever. That's what a real car company does when there's an issue like this.
what's the point of vegan leather
leather is a byproduct of meat industry
as long as humans consume meat they will have leather, not using leather just makes more waste
There's no point. It's just emasculated cucks virtue signaling.
There isn't any but vegan leather advocates say the demand for leather means cows get killed just for the leather and the meat surplus goes to waste or something like that. They're also too dumb to realize fabric seating is a thing already, I guess, and they could just use cotton or wool blend seats.
>vegans don't understand that animals have more than one product per animal
I bet there's vegans out there that unironically think that when they butcher a meat cow they just throw the bones hooves and hides in a giant skip
What are the bones and hooves used for?
We are out-Native American-ing the Native Americans with our cow usage, apparently.
Bones - gelatin mostly, also reduced to the bare materials (largely calcium) and used for supplements
Hooves - as above but as it's mostly keratin the stuff that doesn't get turned into gelatin or animal glue gets turned into fertilizer
Butchery is a remarkably efficient industry with very little waste, even the blood is recovered for use in making blood pudding or in cosmetics
Ironically, it's the big bad mega farms that are more efficient than the smaller operations. Who woulda known, being greedy means you're more efficient with the resources you have. Oh right, every capitalism ever, they're so damn quirky. Silly loones.
Efficient doesn’t mean better. There are lots of downstream costs that big industrial agriculture doesn’t worry about since they won’t be asked to foot the bill. If at some point some politician thinks about charging them for the environmental degradation caused by pumping the water full of chemicals that turn the frogs gay they’ll just lobby against it and say anyone who complains when they poison the water supply causing a massive troon epidemic is a right wing nutjob.
moron
Holy shit vegans really don't understand what they rail against. Look there's plenty of valid reasons to decide not to eat meat or participate in the factory farming industry as a consumer, but "Wasteful ranchers throwing away bones and hooves" is the most moronic take ever. You know bones make broths, right? And people eat marrow, or they're ground up for fertilizers, etc. Hell, horse piss is used for HRT. Premarin literally is a portmanteaux of (Pre)gnant (Mar)e U(in)e. They keep horses knocked up and harvest the pee for menopausal women.
What part of my post made you think I'm a vegan? And I never called ranchers wasteful, I just stated the fact that they don't money grub as much as factory farms do.
That thing I never said is a moronic take... okay? I agree?
Fricking idiot...
You're right to call me an idiot but for the wrong reason: I meant to quote
kek
I'm sorry but now that you've embarrassed me I can't let you live. Just know that this will hurt me more than it hurts you.
Not to mention the fact that they're replacing a renewable material with one made of the same oil they're so smug about not burning in their cars.
wool wouldn't be vegan since it comes from sheep.
Yeah I know I just mean you don't kill the sheep to harvest wool.
Vegans think using anything that comes from an animal is abuse. They're absolute morons.
Like the guy below said. Vegans don't even eat diary or eggs, hence the distinction from vegetarians.
probably cheep to produce
>leather is a byproduct of meat industry
That's a common misconception
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/27/ethicalfashion.leather
>thegaurdian
Find a single example worse than home depot wood.
The wood thing doesn't happen in ice cars. That's fricking nonsense and you should feel bad.
The bubbling thing is something that happens hundreds of thousands of miles into a cars lifespan if at all.
The point is that tesla is trying to compete with old knowledge manufacturers. At several times the price point. Very stupid.
EVuck, I'm sorry but, you lost. Please cope somewhere else.
Never had a car made of ice. Thats more of a novelty thing up north. My cars are made of metal, glass and plastic which works pretty good most of the time
That's Not Me
This One Isnt
It's A False Flagging Icecuck
Seething tesloid
I too have that mass reply script Black person
You're not special
One of these musky boy will activate the backdoor and simultaneously incinerate every dumbass who bought a tesler
>thread #912736128 of tesla living rent-free in DAtist heads
So what kind of emissions does a lithium powered car create when it does this?
Mostly carbon neutral gas. It's healthy and safe
it produces a shit ton of HF, one of the most nasty things you can inhale.
>introduce fluoride into the water supply
>now introduce flouride into the air we breath
The frogs really are turning gay, EV's are ecological terrorism.
Spontaneous Combustion Engine
all that burning lithium can't be good for the climate
>all that burning lithium can't be good for the climate
*sniff*
irony...
Lithium doesn't really release any gasses, Lithium reacts with oxygen to make lithium oxide. Anything actually on fire here is all the other material burning like plastics, fabrics, etc.
YOU cannot drive your car. Bad for environment.
All these Tesla fires are FINE for the environment
the government gave Tesla hundreds of millions of dollars over the last decade. They won't investigate because they don't wanna see it fail for anything.
Those loans were repaid, and Tesla has grown into a trillion dollar business. It isn't unusual for Governments to provide loans for promising new businesses.
Unlike the bailouts for legacy automakers were often seem to have been cash thrown down into a hole that is only capable of producing disappointing compliance cars.
>Those loans were repaid, and Tesla has grown into a trillion dollar business.
That doesn't really mean anything when they haven't contributed anything in taxes. Seriously, the richest company on earth has paid nothing in taxes.
Pretty sure it's illegal for a company not to pay taxes, but I'm not a scumba- erm a CEO so I wouldn't know
>Pretty sure it's illegal for a company not to pay taxes,
You don't understand how taxes in the US work. Tesla avoids paying taxes by using scheming money moving plots in order to exacerbate their expenses to make it seem like they're otherwise unprofitable when they really are.
Yeah and Ford and GM don’t use these loopholes because…
This. Remember friends, tax loopholes are put there intentionally. It's so moronic tax prostitutes can get their rocks off thinking their making everyone pay their "fair share" while americans can pay what they actually owe on the down low.
Nothing, by the way. They owe nothing. Taxation is theft.
You just set up shell companies and register them as charities and donate all your profits to "charity" (yourself) to offset your tax burden
Microsoft has been
Please learn how taxes work before making such a claim.
That is how taxes work. Many businesses will spend money on "consulting" or other bullshit business things. The "consultant company" exists in tax havens and charges fees worth exactly what their profits are which inflates their expenses and makes it look like they made no money. The consultants are actually the owners of the primary company and they keep it all. Furthermore other business purchases justify huge tax writeoffs. Many companies that would owe taxes can instead spend money they owe which nullifies their tax burden. Companies are the only entities that can get all these tax credits and exemptions to reduce their tax burden. Regular americans cannot.
>regular americans cannot
moron
You aren't gonna reduce your tax burden on personal income tax to zero like companies can. You can't deduct expenses like companies can.
>to zero like companies can
moron
>you can't deduct expenses like companies can
moron
...no wait i want to change my insult imagine i've been saying skill issue this whole time. yeah... skill issue.
>no actual retort
>just moron, moron, moron
lemme guess you look up and down before crossing the road. I'm not wrong at all.
>he doesn't look for helicopters in the sky
>he doesn't make sure he's not going to step on a poor bug
skill issue
There is no reason you can't take advantage of the same tax """loopholes""" muh companies do. Do you think companies are some sort of god like entity no human could ever aspire to become? The only thing stopping "regular" people from doing smart things is being lazy. So yknow... S K I L L I S S U E
>There is no reason you can't take advantage of the same tax """loopholes""" muh companies do.
oh really? I can reduce my personal income tax to zero by deducting my purchases? Tell me how that works on a 1040
The fact that you answered your own question and don't even realize it...
INCOME tax...
Stop having an income, very simple.
Do you get paid to shill Tesla on DA or do you do it for free?
I could use extra income and I'm happy to shitpost
remember: you reap what you sow
>Dude just disassemble your car to open the door while you're burning alive
It's too bad an average Tesla owner can't even put air in their tires. No average consumer will know how to do this. Reminds me of the guy who died in his Corvette because he couldn't find the button to open his door.
I can't aimagine getting into a car where getting out of the car was an afterthought.
If I had one of these cars, I would cut a hold in the speaker grill and place a gradable handle there with an emergency release sticker next to it. Sure it would be ugly as sin but it would prevent any rear seat passenger from burning to death the eventual battery fire.
I just don’t fricking get it, all the modern cars with so much bloat because of excessive safety features and this slips through the net? It make zero fricking sense in the first fricking place and even less considering.
Clown world shit
Frick me, this thread certainly bought out the Elon fanboys and Tesla shills in a coordinated damage limitation campaign
I'm convinced there's a 24/7 team that monitors DA purely to shill tesla
I mean the other option is there's sad sacks that will do it for free
yes i like elon because he's basically real life iron man and BTFOs lefties on twitter. deal with it
>elon fangirl is also a capeshit fangirl
shocking to no one
This. Starting to like Musk now that the makes the left seethe all the time.
I definitely hate him a lot less but I'm still not buying one of his deathtraps.
i'm a simple man. i don't give a shit what you do or who you are as long as you align with my interests and political opinions. musk shares a lot of my views.
musk is therefore based and yes i WILL support him
Actions speak louder than words. He makes commie deathtraps loaded with spyware and puts "vegan leather" in his cars.
sounds like you're sourgraping because you're poor
>he's basically real life iron man
Tony Stark was a one man MIC defense contractor selling arms to genocide goat herders for ZOG. You have no idea how opposite Musk is from that.
>oh I'm super free speech
>buys out twitter to stifle free speech
>fires workers expressing free speech
lmao
if you don't like it don't use it/don't work for him, commie
>you're a commie
>meanwhile elon uses his money to enforce communism
k
Such bait. Otherwise pic related
>PARDON ME PARDON ME WHILE I..
>Musk say’s he’s going to buy Twitter
>now all these videos come out of Teslas “suddenly exploding” which hasn’t been a problem for the last decade
Careful anon you’re glowing.
These are gloriously terrible cars.
I can't wait until all these EVgays' insurance rates go through the fricking roof to the point where they can't even park in their garages.
Not likely, the people who ~~*own*~~ the insurance companies want the world to move towards EV, and the adoption rate is low enough that they can tank the hit.
>the insurance companies want the world to move towards EV
Not when they have to pay to replace people's houses after their EV's burn them down.
It's almost like you didn't read the post you responded to.
It's almost like you're a fricking idiot.
>posts something stupid
>gets called out on it
>N -NO YOU!
cope
It's closer than you think, it's not about EV's anon, it's about privately owning any vehicle.
Reminder that EVs already pay an annual fee equivalent to about 50k miles in gas tax every year.
Actually charging EVs per mile driven would mean they would be paying less.
WA is thinking about implementing this tax. They won't get rid of the gas tax and will tax all vehicles by miles though. Unfortunately, ICE will get two scoops of tax ass rape.
So how will they determine how many miles you've driven?
During their test program the used an OBD2 reader that stayed plugged in. Not sure how they are planning to do it for the actual law.
How will ICE be hit double if they repeal the gas tax?
This new fangled technology called an odometer.
>odometer
that thing people can change?
whoops miss read about the tax
yeah bro, I'm sure you know how to change an odometer.
>yeah bro, I'm sure you know how to change an odometer.
But I don't need to? I just need to pay someone who does.
Yeah and all I need to hack your bank account and steal all your money is to know someone who does.
Finding someone who can change an odometer is infinitely easier than finding someone who can hack into a banking system.
It's not even fricking illegal to change an odometer.
>It's not even fricking illegal to change an odometer.
It is in Burger Land. Federal law, and most if not all state law forbids it
Wrong.
It's illegal to present a changed odometer as accurate. It is not illegal to change your odometer. It's yours you fricking own it.
Not as much as you think. Car companies aren't moronic and make it difficult to change them. Unlike software cracking you don't have full control of the operating system running underneth what you're trying to crack.
Additionally the tax isn't going to be some massive amount of money, it'll probably come out to a couple hundred bucks a year or something and it's not like people who will change odometers will be doing it for free so it very well might not even be economical.
>Unlike software cracking you don't have full control of the operating system running underneth what you're trying to crack.
So you didn't even google this before acting like you know what you're talking about?
no u
you clearly have no idea what your talking about. On a car the user has no access to the operating system, even with fancy scan tools all you're doing is requesting data and giving preset commands, none of which will be to change the odometer.
Go show me a list of processes running on one of your cars computer's and come back and talk to me. Until then you're just a bus riding homosexual who only knows what he's seen in movies.
>on a car the user has no access to the operating system
No, seriously. Do a quick google check before you start talking about things you're not 100% certain about.
And if you are 100% certain about it, you need to check your arrogance at the door.
I never said it was impossible, just that it's not easy or cheap and a quick google shows that many cars the odometer can only go up and instead of rolling over it just sticks at 999,999
Dealers who do it are also making thousands of dollars off doing it, there isn't nearly as much profit doing it for someone who's trying to avoid $100 worth of tax.
Careful you don't blow your back out hefting that goalpost around.
>on a car the user has no access to the operating system
>Do a quick google check before you start talking about things you're not 100% certain about.
You do realize you posted a picture of a car in garage which has specialist tools and equipment.
With the right resources I can build a rocket in my backyard that can get me to Uranus.
>With the right resources I can build a rocket in my backyard that can get me to Uranus.
You don't need a rocket to get to his anus.
the cuck. the cuck. the cuck is on fire.
you know if you buy a tesla or any car really. you should get one of those devices that can shatter windows and cut seatbelts
>look at me I'm saving the clim-ACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T GET OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>all this tessie cope in this thread
Just frick off you trannies, nobody likes you.
What do you losers care, you'll never be able to afford one so no risk for you.
Do you at least realize that you're a psychopath?
Imagine a public event for official Roadster release and Elon driving the first production unit and it bursts into flames with him inside
>everyone surrounds the vehicle and tries to open the doors
>they can't because there are no door handles
>a sharp eyed anon spots the sphere they threw at the cybertruck on stage
>"this will surely shatter the window"
>hurdles it at the window
>it bounces off
>elon starts shouting about bullet proof glass as he is burned alive feet 1st
ICE never bursts into flames, never happened.
not for no reason, no. a battery pack can go up at any moment and there is no way to tell if it's healthy. but I don't expect your kind to understand basic physics so keep coping.
I would rather the fire to be in front of the cabin rather than directly under me.
LOLOLOLOLOL
THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR EV Black folk
Is, "You're poor" their only rebuttal? My POS Furd pickup costs as much as a model S, the difference is the truck can make it to rural Nevada and back and haul things that aren't metrosexual vaxxers.
>mfw muh future halfwits spend all their wagie coins on half a ton of batteries that can go up in a toxic fire at any moment and can't be extinguished
Thread theme:
Musk browses and has been told to go to bed by go to bed posters.
what happens when you drive this thing into a lake or it catches on fire and you can't break the windows (which should be actually unbreakable when this is released in 2030)
What's actually causing the fires?
Thermal runaway?
Overcharge?
Insurance fraud / stock manipulation a lot of times. At least one of the really famous incidents had a gun rigged up to fire into the battery pack.
proofs
>What's actually causing the fires?
production faults
i fricking love it br/o/s
this fish-faced slant eyed funny looking south african motherfricker is selling literal fricking trash to the worst people in america while simultaneously pulling out his 10 foot cybernetically enhanced transhumaninst 'communication tower' and beating them over the head with it as he makes south african accented sperg noises. they cope and seethe while making him the 'richest man in the world' and he just keeps on insulting them and everything they hold dear on social media and producing more and more demented sperg-children with funny looking attention prostitutes much younger than he is. it's like he's acheived transhumanism and the computers he's amalgamated with are all internet servers circa 2005 and every terrible moronic cat meme and photoshop phriday have replaced his brain waves and he just keeps going while everyone just keeps crying and giving him money.
the cars he sells are the perfect mirror of the culture he sells them to. an out of control burning clusterfrick that won't stop until it's all over, leaving nothing at the end except incomprenhensible swivel eyed foreigners rolling in american money. it's fricking art.
>The car it self are the perfect mirror
They're a perfect mirror of himself. Autistic but functional, checks out all the boxes of a functioning car yet lacking anything the soul of a car
Never cause a car accident
the future of transport
it's kind of amazing how manual door handles aren't required safety equipment in every car. like it's exceedingly obvious that cars should have these, but these fricking morons thought it'd be a good idea to do without
>musk wienersuckers absolutely seething and coping
Music to my ears
Musk dicklickers really worship the worlds biggest attention prostitute like he actually cares about your future. Yeah, he cares about a future where you die with all your money in his pocket.
Don't idolize billionaires chuds
in other words
>VOTE FOR BERNIE! HE'S JUST LIKE US
Tesla is garbage just like their Npc customers
Genuinely baffled that there are Musk defenders even bother coming to this board to defend their god's shitty products. Go back to DA or something, you fricking homosexuals.
but maybe if I shill for Tesla enough the stock will go up by 0.1 cent and then I'll be slightly less in red
> the SEETHE ITT
I love watching car culture die. Y'all homosexuals are a dying breed.
>Y'all homosexuals are a dying breed.
only the tesla drivers.
This homosexual actually set his own car on fire. The owner was apparently pissed at Elon for fricking with crypto, so it was a hit piece. DA got baited by a Crypto bro. KEK!
>coping like this
You are pathetic.
look it up, Black person
Court case was never continued, cuz it was arson
meds
stop the circlejerk and realize you're getting cummed on, homosexual
see
>highest customer satisfaction brand of all
>top selling "luxury" car in America, China and Europe
I ain't even mad. Massive cherry-picking cope in here. Tesla single-handly dabbing on the ICE age.
I miss Bridenstine
This gay is a literal DNC israelite. He's even got a super pac.
Do teslagays really expect that their american made cars suddenly have the quality and reliability of japanese or european cars? ffs
>mfw when my Tesla was built in Germany
Tessie-sissies how do we spin this into being based and eco friendly?
>spontaneously combusts
>locks doors
>refuses to elaborate
>gasses the zoomer
>get in my '41 cadillac anon we are going to Ciro's
>one single tesla burns
>millions of ice vehicles burn
i think i know whitch one is safer thank's
This is the most pathetically weak bait I think I've ever seen.
Tesloids are moronic.
noooooo shut upp
How fast is 0 to on fricking fire?
That's such a good joke.
kek
Actually Tesla being an EV doesn't have grills