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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just one more lane bro! I swear this time it'll work!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what needs to happen is anyone over the age of 65 caught driving needs to be lined up against a wall and shot. anyone going the speed limit or under needs to be castrated as well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The first one would just increase insurance rates. The second one would just make speeders run.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      adding more lanes does reduce traffic and you'd have to be room temp iq to not understand that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        here in canada we have a 10-lane highway and its still backed up worse than before

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >proving my point with a room temp iq take

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            adding more lanes does reduce traffic and you'd have to be room temp iq to not understand that.

            >moron doesn't know induced demand

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            did you learn that phrase from your walkable cities youtube playlist?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The first result for induced demand is Wikipedia. Images have no mention of walkable cities. So did YOU learn about it from Walkable Cities?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            somehow it's my fault you don't know how to look past the first google result, and you also somehow think that people learn about phrases for the first time by googling them. look i would love to sit here and pick apart your room temp iq takes all day but i have (slightly) better things to do.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah well, frick you up the the poop shoot buddy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i ain't your buddy, pal

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            StrongTowns, one of the biggest sources of this push, is a right-wing libertarian group focused on actual fiscally conservative policy rather than authoritarian culture war bullshit.
            Building walkable communities generates more tax revenue, and decreases public infrastructure maintenance expenses.

            Just because people in the center-left are for it too doesn't make it a bad thing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >tell people you're right win
            >exclusively support left wing policies
            nice try schlomo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >being against financial dependence on the welfare state is left wing
            Uhhh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >If I-95 was a 10 lane highway going into DC I promise you traffic would be a non issue
            You would have traffic backups onto the highway at every exit onto a road network that can't carry the same traffic load. Highway traffic problems are caused by local road networks not being able to handle traffic which then backs up.
            Widening the highway doesn't really induce demand, it just increases the traffic pressure on exits into local road networks which exacerbates the issue.

            >sell hotdogs
            >people complain about the line at the register
            >get another register
            >two lines form
            >efficiency has not improved but now even more overwhelmed
            moron

            you people are fricking moronic lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there is no such thing as induced demand moronic
            the demand was already there, building more lane fulfills it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah bro, and EV tax subsidies don't exist. Those are just refunds on taxes people already paid.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            These are not refunds, refunds would be applied universally instead only for EV buyers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a refund on taxes already paid, so it doesn't count.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a refund.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There is. Here in my country we had the world's fastest growing urban sprawl (growth that outpaced the utilities, forcing people to use septic tanks because the sewage utilities couldn't keep up) because someone decided to pave and enlarge a back road. Seaside resorts became commuter suburbs.
            What America needs is proper public transportation. Sadly even shuttling has been discouraged with pro-hybrid/EV legislation. The carpool/HOV lane should remain such, not also allow "green" cars.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Then stop importing a billion Jeets a year.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lol this
            >Breaking jeet importation records on a monthly basis
            >Traffic is because we added more lanes!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >10 lanes
          The 401 is twice as wide as that and is a fricking parking lot during rush hour (6am to 10pm), but 1 more lane will fix everything this time for sure!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            brainlet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        here in canada we have a 10-lane highway and its still backed up worse than before

        That means you need to increase the lanes. If the system is busy, opening lane allows flowthrough. Its a constant process.

        If 1 lane traffic is extremely busy that its always under traffic, you need 2 lanes. If 2 lanes become busy for 12 hours, it needs 4 lanes, and so on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like to imagine the absolute jeetiest driver will stay in the far left lane until the last second to cut 8 lanes over being almost perpendicular to traffic to reach their exit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the other direction is devoid of traffic
      Viper, exterminate yourself my man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it does when they arent flooding our countries with shitskin invaders

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      “ Just one more lane bro!” Is a psyop to make the public think that there’s no way to solve the traffic problem and that way they won’t demand it to their officials.
      >”but induced demand!”
      If I-95 was a 10 lane highway going into DC I promise you traffic would be a non issue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If I-95 was a 10 lane highway going into DC I promise you traffic would be a non issue
        You would have traffic backups onto the highway at every exit onto a road network that can't carry the same traffic load. Highway traffic problems are caused by local road networks not being able to handle traffic which then backs up.
        Widening the highway doesn't really induce demand, it just increases the traffic pressure on exits into local road networks which exacerbates the issue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sell hotdogs
      >inventory gets cleared out
      >carry more hot dogs
      >more people buy hot dogs
      >inventory gets cleared out again
      WTF? why can't i sell hot dogs???? i'll never be able to run a buisness like this!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sell hotdogs
        >people complain about the line at the register
        >get another register
        >two lines form
        >efficiency has not improved but now even more overwhelmed
        moron

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    brah, you need to close that following distance. youre gonna get gap'd

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >oh no a car got in front of me

      don't care

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        then dont post here complaining about traffic conditions when you drive with such massive gaps letting buttholes get in front of you.
        c**t.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      then dont post here complaining about traffic conditions when you drive with such massive gaps letting buttholes get in front of you.
      c**t.

      >traffic jam that goes on for miles
      >oh no! I can't let a car get in front of me or I'll be late!
      You're a subhuman moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and you dont know how to drive in traffic.
        you dont understand how traffic works
        you seem to have zero concept of cause and effect
        your autism is interfering with normal understanding that there are other people on the road who are inconvenienced when you allow being cut off.
        you lack empathy
        consider taking the bus next time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >it's not like cars are merging in and out of lanes constantly all the time the entire length of the traffic jam
          >no, if you allow a single car in front of you, it physically pushes you further away from your destination
          Take your blood pressure meds, moron. Your road rage is making you crazy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >driving defensively is now road rage.
            whats your email, i'll buy you a monthly bus pass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >riding the ass of the guy in front of you is defensive driving

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Defending the gap is ass riding

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hope you have your rape whistle handy because I'm going to fill your gap, homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You go on alternating between flooring the gas and brake as if it's gonna save time. I'll keep on idling in first at 6mph, gap be damned.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Funnily enough, you are contributing to traffic more. That's a large gap and he should narrow it, but a gap isn't a problem. Traffic is created when idiots like you accelerate to a deadstop in front of them over and over again. Coast, allow a small gap, close it if you feel like someone might cut in. But even if people cut in, let them. They usually want to go all the way to the left or exit the highway, so it doesn't matter.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHY ARE WE YELLING AHHHHH

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >living in a shitty

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop driving during rush hour, simple as.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ya, boss, i'm just going to the late everyday

      :/

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eat smoke, wienersuckers !

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How many more miles before you get acked? Statistically, I mean.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is the problem? Put on a music or podcast and chill.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of these fricks will fill up a single bus and this section of the highway will be essentially empty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes moron, all of those people come from exactly the same place and are going to exactly the same place.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        uhhhhhhh no smartass of course they dont
        busses can have multiple stops, how smart do you feel now?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thought experiment:
    >have 3 lane highway experiencing traffic
    lets try two extremes and see what happens:
    >reduce 3 lanes to 1 lane - will traffic get better or worse?
    >increase 3 lanes to 100 lanes - will traffic get better or worse?
    the answer to both of those are obvious - 1 lane will have worse traffic and 100 lanes will have better traffic. therefore:
    >less lanes = worse traffic
    >more lanes = less traffic.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keep right except to pass. Stay humble, solve the problem. If you can't pass on the left, don't camp in the lane and contribute to the buildup of traffic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I find it better in city situations for thru traffic like semis and such to stay in the far left lane until out of the situation. Less jockeying for people entering and exiting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there ARE situations where following KRETP is not great but if you're consciously thinking about that, you probably aren't contributing to traffic as much as the average moron. I drive in the left lane on 2(same direction) lane roads in town so someone exiting a parking lot can join the right lane or so I don't block a right on red. Keeping one lane clear is ideal, the left lane is the best option for LHD cars.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most problems on the planet can be boiled down to 'too many brown people'

  12. 1 month ago
    Beppu

    Drive at better times

  13. 1 month ago
    Dakota

    top down, music so loud everyone can hear it for multiple rows, sunnies on. frick off.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ALL I CAN SEE

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