>dumbass neighbor buys a new truck
>it's too big to fit in his driveway
>he parks it on the street instead
>truck is too wide and takes up over half the width of the street
>call my cousin at the precinct
>they send cop over
>cop calls in a tow because fricker is blocking the road
get fricked you moron
smartest ford owner
Bootlicker
'em
>Gets proud about someone blocking access to his house
This either never happened or you are a cuck
oh my 1.0 TDI, way to go VWrother
At least he folded his side mirrors.
which does nothing because his tires jut out further than the extended side mirrors
>desantis yard sign
not only is he a florida man but he's a moronic (moreso than usual) florida man
Ywnbaw
Judging by that neighborhood, the truck owner can barely afford his payments. So I guarantee he can't afford the pay the impound fee.
it looks like a pit bull lol
He owns a pitbull
naturally
eurocuck behavior
>block the road so other cars cant get through
>"nooo dont call the police thats eurocuck behavior noooo"
kys
get a bigger truck and push his truck out of the way
buy a house with a garage or a bigger driveway. you aren't poor, are you?
>buy a house with a garage or a bigger driveway. you aren't poor, are you?
Turning his narrow bicycle path into a driveway wouldn't take that much effort. Even if his house is the one with the tiny brick border.
If he owns the cyclone fence, he could have had a wider driveway in minutes.
Sounds like a skill issue.
There's probably not enough frontage to get a permit for a driveway. His lot is simply too tiny.
>probably not enough frontage to get a permit for a driveway.
Looks like he's in the US so that probably isn't any sort of issue. Are you thinking he has a HOA that wouldn't allow him to modify the perimeter of his lawn?
I guess you foreigners think US is some kind of a freedomland but the truth is you have to get permits for everything related to building other than the most inconsequential additions like a small freestanding shed.
>you have to get permits for everything related to building
Odd. The driveway restrictions are usually loose and weirdly enforced. Mine can only be 40% of the front property line. The enforcement is that you can't tow someone for blocking your driveway if your driveway is too big. But hey, you probably need to pretend everyone needs permits to do stuff.
>The driveway restrictions are usually loose and weirdly enforced. Mine can only be 40% of the front property line.
Driveways connect to roads. They are highly regulated. Here's a 37 page pamphlet from the NYS DOT laying out what driveways need to do.
https://www.dot.ny.gov/divisions/engineering/design/dqab/hdm/hdm-repository/HDM_Ch_5_Appendix_5A.pdf
You probably live in a subdivision or you never had to build a driveway before.
>link to "POLICY AND STANDARDS FOR THE DESIGN OF ENTRANCES TO STATE HIGHWAYS"
Does that residential road appear to be a state highway? Asking for a friend.
It's not like you can build a driveway to a city street without a permit.
https://www.saratoga-springs.org/DocumentCenter/View/3506/2024-Street-Opening-Permit?bidId=
Building rules are overly restrictive everywhere outside of 1% of exceptions.
>This is the SECOND link I posted without reading or comprehending it first
You posted a permit required to tear up a right of way that doesn't belong to the land owner.
Lol
No.
You're thinking of Democrat controlled cities.
The only permit required for my property was for septic.
House didn't require a permit.
Well didn't require a permit.
Electric didn't require a permit.
Hell, I burned off 5 acres without a permit.
It's almost as though the United States is a collection of separate (get this) STATES where governance is completely different from one another.
>state
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"Germany, Italy, and other European states"
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>"it da democwat contwolled cittyths," he lisped.
"dis da jungle" said the urban youth
Bullshit. Even the most podunk county road commission requires a permit to connect a driveway to a public right of way. You’re either lying or you live in some soulless subdivision with private streets.
>Even the most podunk county road commission requires a permit to connect a driveway to a public right of way.
No shit about rural areas having more restrictions when it comes to driveways connecting to public roads. Because those public roads tend to be HIGHWAYS. If there are enough streets to form a grid and create a residential neighborhood, it ceases to be RURAL.
Think. It probably hurts for you, but think.
I believe you're right that there's legislation for that in place everywhere but if you move to a remote area of the bible belt, you can build whatever you want and nobody will EVER check you on that shit if it doesn't bother someone else.
I wonder if he could gravel a truck-sized parking spot and just drive over the curb to get into it. I think you might be able to dodge any permitting like that, since there's no curb cut, the gravel counts as "landscaping" that doesn't need a permit, and it's no longer a lawn that you're not allowed to park on. I've also seen ramp thingies that are designed to sit against curbs, usually used for getting skid steers up over them but in theory you could probably get away with them as parking access too.
The US being a federation of autonomous governments literally hasn't been true since the civil war.
You mean the war of northern aggression?
not in my state
A freestanding shed requires a build-permit in eurostan
Depends on the exact part of the Eurostan and the type of shed.
>His lot is simply too tiny.
just like his pathetic wobbly penis
Park on the lawn. That kind of hood is where esthetics don't matter.
>Sounds like a skill issue.
very common with truckolds. devoid of any masculine skills or traits, they purchase compensations by means of big, Black personlicious vehicles.
your mom would know what's "Black personlicious"
Rent free
Ayyy wassup Casey?
>it's too big to fit in his driveway
Nonsense, he could just off-road it into his front yard, even knock down the wire fence along the way. He expected everyone else to cuck to his truck and they didn't.
Widebody long travel super duty is worth more than the houses in your neighborhood LMAO.
Dude's probably the millionaire next door. I'd talk to him instead of being a sperg and bragging about snitching to an autistic image board.
>Dude's probably the millionaire next door.
Most millionaires next door only look that way. It's possible to leverage a metric frick ton of debt these days. Guys that like big truggs typically get big properties too, so they get both.
Normally you'd be correct but I don't think either of you realize what you're looking at. It's got $40k in suspension mods, pre labor, done to it. It isn't a $100k truck it's a $200k truck.
To leverage that much the bank would want you to make mid $4-500k and even then you'd probably get rejected for a loan since the value would be based on a $50-70k truck and this isn't close to that. Ergo he probably paid cash for a significant portion of it.
>He doesn't own property.
Probably has a job close by. If you asked him he'd probably tell you. A crazy truck would be a perfect opener.
He's loaded and I say that living in a neighborhood of business owners and doctors. Not many people here could buy that.
>ebay chinkshit lift kit and wheel spacers
>$40k in mods
truckolds, ladies and gentlemen!
Delusional. That guys tire setup is more than your mortgage LMAO.
>Delusional
Yes, you are.
no, really -- max IQ to think that is """$40k in suspension mods, pre labor"""? i'm thinking 85 IQ.
Lol you're absolutely seething about this dude having a Lamborghini worth of truck in your neighborhood. That's why trucks like this are so great. Morons like yourself don't know anything about them except their preprogrammed sethe.
Wait until you find out how much old 4x4 Toyotas are worth.
>hurr it's because of money.
so the tow fee should be no problem.
Not really. Going to be even funnier when you realize a tow truck won't pick it up because it's too wide for a rollback and is considered a wide load for a sling.
Thas probably why you're here seething and no tow truck has been posted yet.
what kind of a mentally ill fantasy world live in where an f150/f250 is some mythical vehicle that is unable to be towed? kek.
It's a 2016 at the newest and the guy just got it so it was already modded, which adds frick all to resale value. He probably paid 30-40k at most for it.
>that left of the IQ bell curve $40-70k/year manual labor wagie who confuses financed depreciating assets with wealth, not unlike a professional af-lete or a Black folk rapper
>the millionaire next door. I'd talk to him
The sheer lapdog mentality you exhibit lmao.
>Nooooooo don't talk to someone because they're a capitalist don't you want to save the environment?!?
Cry more.
The one where the vehicles track is wider than the rollback width. Why are you here if you're too stupid to see that?
you really think some $20/hr tow truck wagie is going to give a shit about that?
You mean give a shit about not being able to load the truck? I mean probably not. He'll laugh at OP seething and say he can't tow it. Not that it matters since it's a strawman because OP didn't call Leo and Leo didn't say they were towing it.
don't talk to someone because they're a capitalist don't you want to save the environment?!?
>Cry more.
Holy shit the projection. You fricking homosexual, talking to some rich dude isn't gonna make you any richer, there's no "secret" spell he can just teach you in an hour. You sound like those "I'd rather have lunch with <billionaire> than get half a million dollars in cash" wienersuckers.
You're moronic. Both scenarios presented are from a self centered POV indicating you see people as means to an end like a sociopath. In my case I'd simply be interested in his background since a widebody superduty isn't something a normal richgay would buy. Probably have a lot in common with him since I own my own business too.
>he does it for free
Pathetic.
>don’t talk to him because they’re a capitalist
Look man, I don’t like talking to guys like that because, from experience, 90% of all the self-proclaimed self made millionaires were utterly insufferable and completely self-centered only capable of talking about themselves and treating every conversation like a seminar on how to make friends and influence people. I’ve met two guys who were both extremely wealthy and chill. One was a manager for some crypto thing and the other sold thc and weed products online on his brand. I’m not about to go out of my way to chat with some dickhead who already thinks he can just block the road and everyone is gonna be cool with it.
>muh trucks worth more than the houses on this road!
>awww yeah lets see it
>well its at the impound
Doing God’s work OP, all truckolds must be btfo
>mild inconvenience
>bitter loner spergs the frick out about it, calls the cops, then makes a thread about it venting
You are a cold, cold, callus of a man with a hardened heart, full of bitterness and hate but too cowardly to commit suicide.
>Blocks road to house
>Minor inconvenience
this is why society is falling apart. You people don't even have 10% of the decency and consideration as your grandparents
road to house
Histrionic
Then you use this post to vent about your disdain for other generations. You are truly a bitter person. A husk of your former self filled with nothing but anger and cowardice. You will fall deeper and deeper into this state of bitterness, your hate for the world only increasing, until you take your last breath. What a miserable existence.
This goes for you as well
ever see the sort of damage a masked assailant, in the dead of night and armed with a cordless angle grinder, can inflict upon a financed truck, the monthly payments of which undoubtedly consume >25% of your take home income AND which, as per the average truckold IQ, is likely NOT be covered by any sort of gap coverage?
You spend your weekends posting on DA from a PC my guy. Like right now you're sitting in some chair doing nothing but tapping a keyboard and staring at a screen that is mere inches away from your face
You are the last person anyone needs to worry about.
massive impotent projection
You're just some passerby who read this post and felt personally attacked because the words resonated within you. "A hit dog hollers" as they say. Salvage whatever you can with your life.
>He can't stop making up narratives in his head
>n-no u
>i-its not true!
Motherfricker you block a public road you’re gonna get towed. Trust me on that one
move your truck or something very ugly will happen.
Realistically, I couldn't drive my truck past it either so the owner is a dickhead even if OP is a narc.
I wouldn't bother calling the police but only because I know a boomer will go b***h to him immediately or a woman will sideswipe it making the problem moot within 48hrs.
>Realistically, I couldn't drive my truck past it
oh noes, the curb! my Black person wheels will break if i drive over that
KEK cope
I will continue to call the cops for every mild inconvenience you cause me.
Now the truck owner is mildly inconvenienced. Oh the humanity
No, frick you.
Dont block the road.
>callus
>make your problem everyone elses problem
>surprised when they take steps to relegate it back to being exclusively your problem
Living in a society sure is strange huh?
Roadside parking should be outright banned. Roads are meant for transit, not storage. Space for cars must be taken into account in planning phase.
Big HOA energy
Why do you want to take all the public infrastructure to yourself? Are you a communist? Businesses should pay for the parking space they need for their customers.
>Why do you want to take all the public infrastructure to yourself? Are you a communist?
Roads through residential areas are frequently on easements. Telling private property owners what to do with their property when it is near an easement is on the blazing red side of pinko communist. Just so you know.
>buy giant lifted truck
>Not even smart enough to put the tires in the grass to make more room.
truggolds are moronic
that would rough up the tires though
that's illegal in america. in incorporated areas you have to park on paved surfaces
>you have to park on paved surfaces
That's a lie. Some incorporated areas include specifications for compacted gravel. Some jurisdictions actually promote parking on your lawn when washing your car to reduce storm drain pollution. The original purpose of that parking restriction was to protect the sewage pipe that was historically flimsy and easy to compress. Modern pipes are made out of less squishy material. If the sewage line isn't half a century old, you're fine.
If you belong to a HOA, you might get a fine for parking your car on your lawn. But you might also get a fine for sneezing on a Tuesday. Frick HOA's.
They all do this, even in my neighborhood with smooth, rounded curbs their poor spatial awareness parks 1ft away from the curb
/thread/
xd
cant park on the grass
remove grass and park in place of the grass
200 IQ move but world is full of idiots.
There’s literally plenty of room you and your cousins are massive homosexuals
why do short men buy trucks like this
Dude must literally have a one inch penis.
Notice the 1000 Suns lightbar too.
This psycho displaces his dis-satisfaction with life upon innocent people daily.
I can't enjoy a Kei Truck but this butthole can drive a weaponized vehicle daily?
>Dude must literally have a one inch penis.
If you're nicer he might show you his dick that you can't stop thinking about.
Oh, I know what a one incher looks like.
>can't enjoy a Kei Truck
Says who?
It’s just an f150 modded to have like another 2-3 inches beyond stock wheel wells. I don’t think the 6 inches gained is gonna make or break parking it on that street.
where I live you can park part of the vehicle on your lawn.
Joggers are buying trucks im sure this will end well
God’s work anon!
Snapped off his penis extension
>trash in the back
>whatever the frick is happening on the right
>complaining about one truck
Bro, I'm surrounded by hispanics with infinitely spawning busted Tahoes WITH NO PARKING.
of course it's a right wing moron
Sounds like the kind of dumbass who'll buy a fridge that's bigger than every door into the house.
All doors should be mimum of 10 feet tall and 6 feet wide. there outght to be a law against small doors in houses
>no sidewalks
Really amerimutts?
There's a pretty good chance it used to have them and most of the houses have just let them become totally overgrown or torn them out. You can see there's still one on the right and the house on the left looks like the fence is the right distance back, and it's kind of amazing how sidewalks can hide under grass, I follow a dude on youtube who digs them out of yards you'd never think would have a sidewalk.
>namegay
>truckold
>bootlicker
>all-around homosexual
Checks out.
>My Rights are more important than yours
>Your inability to use a residential street is YOUR problem.
Pretty amazing that you'll actually try to defend this behavior.
shit that never happened.
incredibly based, i love using cops like my personal servants to do shit for me
got a neighbor arrested for playing music too loud; he was drunk as frick and I knew if cops showed up he would try to fight them - sure enough he did and got charged with assaulting a PO and possession of controlled substance
>Muh. Trugh!
I will never understand pavement princesses who buy a fricking truck to never ever see gravel, concrete, or even dirt.
>outs self as a homosexual as he says this
you have to go back
Streetlet
its pretty funny how mad people get when they see a truck haha
an ugly ass Ford for an ugly ass neighborhood
Ngl that's a nice trugg
Pickups are for frick ups
>Grrr I wish I could have a truck that big... PIGS! TAKE IT AWAY!
>it must be JEALOUSY
Based stereotypical truck owner who literally cannot comprehend how blocking off 60% of a road could negatively impact the other people who use that road.
nmp
>*someone makes it your problem*
>"NoOoOOOoOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!"
smartest truck owner
>Implying I give a shit about how big my vehicle is or how people are going to get around it
Not my problem. Fully legal and fully sized.
and back to
Agreed, however I also park my car in a safe place far away from prying eyes because people can't be trusted.
If you actually own a cool car that draws attention you would be singing a very different tune. I've had people taking pictures with my car, attempting to pose on it etc. On the other hand, some people might not care and might door ding you or scratch it with a suitcase.
>cool car that draws attention
Have a (You) homosexual, I know you were raring to go on a semantics nitpicking tirade.
>not your problem
>it's their problem
>they solve their problem and make it your problem again by forcibly removing your vehicle
>"NoOoOoOOooOoOoOOOOoOOOOOOoOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
>gets towed and ticketed
NMP, follow the law Black person
this same tough guy Black person will be the first one crying when consequences come knocking
>get lifted truck
>"nah im not gonna park it on the lawn it will get dirty"
That truckgay isn't going to be doing any off-roading in fricking Florida kek. Great job OP cleaning up the streets, literally.
>ausgay
>guy at work buys a dual cab landcruiser with a lift kit, full underbody protection, bullbar, long range tank, mud tires
>literally never drives even on unsealed roads
>always just to cafes and work
>pays a fricking detailer to clean dust off his mud tires for him
morons are everywhere anon
>Stroll under lifted ute
>Whip out battery angle grinder
>Cut everything
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Wala
Palatka? Figured as much.
You did the right thing OP, frick having to deal with that.
Why are american streets so smallu
That picture is wild, he was begging for a breakin
>128 replies
Kek this board is mindbroken by trucks
Truckolds mindbroken by the fact people don't think they're cool.
Nobody cares about your opinion about stuff you can't afford, europoor /n/igger, take your meds, your Truck Derangement Syndrome is showing again
>This guy posting the same images even week later from the last time I was on DA
Mindbroken by the fat people don't think trucks are cool and they must be Euros
Eurowiener derangement syndrome...
>seething at Trump out of nowhere
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well said, fellow ladypede
ya got him bra
I will not engage in your rage bait israelite
Hey /n/igger, make sure you don't miss my truck threads, check the catalog and seethe at the fact DA isn't ur anti-truck safespace.
kek is that an f250r?
those are frickin badass trucks, expensive as shit
>guy deals with a vehicle illegally blocking the road
>BOOTLICKER
>KEK
>POORgay
>YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
???
let people have fun. this is part of the reason why cars are boring now. because folk like you get offended and do petty shit when someone does something a little different.
bait thread i know. you got me
>woohoo block the road for no reason is fun!
>buh buh whatabout biden!
absolutely mindbroken
He's only the worst fricking president we ever had
At least Orange Man ran the fricking country decently
This is why I want to purchase land but even some plots of land are under HOAs now.
Death to all HOAs and their board members, there's a special place in Hell for all of you.
>and then everyone clapped
Heckin' stunning and brave, if you ask me.
>hate homosexuals like op and trucks like that
>love widebodies
>love trucks
>love ops
im confused bros
truckcels on suicide watch
>>cop calls in a tow because fricker is blocking the road
yet another fictional redditor revenge story for perceived grievances
Realistically, why do you need more?
I like my head gaskets to not get blown