>dricing along in my EV >randomly bursts into flames >thermal runaway ensues >disasemble my speaker and door panel to get to the non electric door handle >the violent explosion instantly incinerates my family >i'm on fire from the inferno and pass out from pain and agony. >wake up in hospital >half of my flesh is seared, charred and melted >one of my eyes has liquidated >in recovery for months >find out bf and 2 adopted children were incerated >go to leave hospital looking like the guy who melted in robocop, just a bit blacker >$790,000 hospital bill >get to front door weeping at my horrible disfigurement and loss of family >how can life get worse >open front door >pick up and open a letter >fined another $2000 because my exploding car made too much noise.
>buy an entirely new car because the government is gonna fine you because people think the state should be your dad
I’d rather not cooperate with the state or anyone supporting it thank you.
It's like the people who complain about airports.
They buy a house near an airport, then complain about the noise.
I'm tired of dealing with noise abatement procedures because of their dumbass.
This
Little do they know, that the presence of airports bring height restrictions of buildings. The morons nearby are trying to get an airport closed because of noise. If that happens, they'll then lament how they're surrounded by high rise apartments and traffic has exploded. I wouldn't be surprised if developers were astroturfing campaigns to shutdown municipal airports.
They absolutely are, I don't even think they're hiding it. They buy up land on the cheap because no one wants to live three blocks from a runway, and then lobby to have it shut down to drive up property value.
>laguna seca was built in the middle of nowhere to not bother anyone with noise >some schmucks decide to build houses near it decades later and then proceed to complain that it's too noisy >force them to implement noise restrictions >all it does is force people to point exhausts away from the noise sensors, so it's still just as noisy
morons
It's like the people who complain about airports.
They buy a house near an airport, then complain about the noise.
I'm tired of dealing with noise abatement procedures because of their dumbass.
you have to be really fricking dense/addicted to corn syrup to not realize that cities without cars are quiet as frick.
the primary source of noise pollution in an urban environment is automobile traffic, not trains, not businesses, not people talking. just the noise of all these fricking tyres rolling on tarmac.
Evs are even worse than that because they're all 2t+ pigfat dozers on fat 235+ mm tyres
2 years ago
Anonymous
They don't have to it's just that Americans don't give a frick about the environment. With thinner tires and not making the car compete with Mercedes it would be way more ecological and quiet tires are a thing. Tesla owners are insecure and need to be able to win one stoplight race per charge to own big oil.
>the primary source of noise pollution in an urban environment is automobile traffic, not trains, not businesses, not people talking. just the noise of all these fricking tyres rolling on tarmac.
I guess you won't mind me doing construction work in the apartment above yours at 3am either then, right?
leave if you don't like it
2 years ago
Anonymous
>driving a car is down a city street is the same as doing construction at 3am
average /n/igger right here
2 years ago
Anonymous
not my problem
leave if you don't like it
2 years ago
Anonymous
Doing home renovations at 3am is not analogous to driving down a street. One is legal, one is not. One is a pre-existing condition of the environment that I chose to move to, and the other is not.
If someone was doing that, I'd just call the cops. You can cry about how the noise "isn't your problem" when they fine you, and when the building manager tells your landlord about it. No different than people that put straight pipes onto their vehicles.
Welcome to society you bus riding moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah not like you can be civil and have valves in your exhaust or anything
2 years ago
Anonymous
You get any kind of aftermarket exhaust and you know that people will complain about it and cops can frick with you if your vehicle is too loud. That's one thing.
Complaining about cars just being categorically annoying and loud, even boomer appliance cars that are basically silent, is another thing. Don't move to a densely populated area if you're so triggered by background noise that you're going to b***h about the sound of rubber on pavement.
2 years ago
Anonymous
this entire thread is about the legality of loud cars you dumb b***h
2 years ago
Anonymous
I was replying to someone complaining about the noise created by traffic in general.
>title with someone else's name on it is in my closet >Pic related
Do tell the city during the next meeting to spend more tax dollars on readout displays so I can keep track of my 3am sound high score, won't you?
>someone claps as you drive by >it triggers the sensors and you get a ticket
Even if they work, I am against any and all automated surveillance. I'd rather hear a loud car go by occasionally than perpetually have the hand of government over me ready to smack me down.
Based, frick morons that honk their horn all the time for the most benign reasons, and ESPECIALLY the morons that honk their horn to greet people. THE FRICKING ROPE.
>be me >neet >wake 8 pm >eat something >take exhaust out, it's straight pipe time! >remove plate number >go for a ride at 3 AM >come back at 5, jerkoff, and watch cartoons until mid-day then go to sleep.
How about we just being sensible and nice to each other and raising our kids to also be sensible and nice instead of crying out for the surveillance AI to save us from out own shortcomings?
a gang of Black folk drive up and down my street with unsilenced dirtbikes, it's infuriating in the summer when you have your windows open, and are trying to get a small child to sleep at 7pm
>I NEED TO LIVE IN THE CBD WITH 10,000 PEOPLE PER SQUARE KILOMETER >NNNOOOOO ITS TOO NOISY I CANT DEAL WITH THIS
kek i'm going to purchase a motorcycle OP
/n/iggers unironically want to depend on the state for everything and believe that it won't ever backfire (unlike my bike which backfires very loudly because I want it to)
>Black folk yelling sets off radar >ahmed doing the morning call to prayer sets off radar >screams of french women being raped in the streets sets off radar >jews shut it down within a week
yeah, im thinking based
Cool if it works but every time someone hears a loud exhaust in the distance they assume it's a crotch rocket. Most of the times it's a teenager with a fart can on his car.
If you homosexuals would stop revving your loud ass Honda or Mx5 around my neighborhood at 2am that'd be great.
Listen, I race cars all the time.
BUT not in fricking neighborhoods at 2am fricking everyones' sleep.
That's Black person Behavior
>city installs stupid microphone ticket system >queue up some sick rev bombs on my mobile >hold phone on full blast near microphone every time a city/state vehicle goes by
aint much but its honest work
>how is it different from the US
The microphones aren't there to spot loud exhausts and issue fines. Instead they're there to spot gunfire and drum up busywork for police and the israelitedicial system.
Where I live, these kinds of things are illegal.
You "have the right to face your accuser."
And a camera doesn't count as an accuser so things like red-light cameras were considered illegal.
The scooters are making all the noise in Paris. Also it’s literally impossible to walk in Paris anymore because the bicycle lanes are on the sidewalk. Almost got into a few fights with cyclecucks because they completely disregard your presence. It was better when they were at risk of being run over by cars. Nuke this city please Pete.
should only be applicable during whatever noise restriction timeframe is enforced by the city
Nope, all time and set low.
Get an EV if you don't want to pay.
>trucks, street cleaners, reverse warnings chimes now set this off constantly
frick off with your shit opinions
Not my problem icecuck.
>Reverse warning chimes
>exclusive to ICE
cant you just make exceptions for necessary vehicles like street cleaners and ambulnces and police signals
>dricing along in my EV
>randomly bursts into flames
>thermal runaway ensues
>disasemble my speaker and door panel to get to the non electric door handle
>the violent explosion instantly incinerates my family
>i'm on fire from the inferno and pass out from pain and agony.
>wake up in hospital
>half of my flesh is seared, charred and melted
>one of my eyes has liquidated
>in recovery for months
>find out bf and 2 adopted children were incerated
>go to leave hospital looking like the guy who melted in robocop, just a bit blacker
>$790,000 hospital bill
>get to front door weeping at my horrible disfigurement and loss of family
>how can life get worse
>open front door
>pick up and open a letter
>fined another $2000 because my exploding car made too much noise.
good post and FRICK PARIS once again
>fined another $2000 because my exploding car made too much noise.
Such is like under the watchful eye of klaus schwab.
Was waiting for
>walk the dinosaur
>buy an entirely new car because the government is gonna fine you because people think the state should be your dad
I’d rather not cooperate with the state or anyone supporting it thank you.
We need this but for dogs. Make the animal stop screaming.
seriously, fricking owners leaving their dogs outside all night yapping away
The average dog owner is massively fricking moronic
>it's actually just another evshill thread
move along folks
>lives in a city
>complains about noise
mfs gonna complain water makes them wet next
It's like the people who complain about airports.
They buy a house near an airport, then complain about the noise.
I'm tired of dealing with noise abatement procedures because of their dumbass.
>CITIES AREN'T NOISY CARS ARE NOISY
OP is a /n/igger fyi
This
Little do they know, that the presence of airports bring height restrictions of buildings. The morons nearby are trying to get an airport closed because of noise. If that happens, they'll then lament how they're surrounded by high rise apartments and traffic has exploded. I wouldn't be surprised if developers were astroturfing campaigns to shutdown municipal airports.
They absolutely are, I don't even think they're hiding it. They buy up land on the cheap because no one wants to live three blocks from a runway, and then lobby to have it shut down to drive up property value.
>laguna seca was built in the middle of nowhere to not bother anyone with noise
>some schmucks decide to build houses near it decades later and then proceed to complain that it's too noisy
>force them to implement noise restrictions
>all it does is force people to point exhausts away from the noise sensors, so it's still just as noisy
morons
They actually raised the Laguna Seca DBA limites recently.
Think it's 100dba for normal track days.
105dba for real race events.
105dba is moronic loud for anyone wondering.
you have to be really fricking dense/addicted to corn syrup to not realize that cities without cars are quiet as frick.
the primary source of noise pollution in an urban environment is automobile traffic, not trains, not businesses, not people talking. just the noise of all these fricking tyres rolling on tarmac.
>the noise of all these fricking tyres rolling on tarmac.
EV sisters.... this was supposed to be OUR win
Evs are even worse than that because they're all 2t+ pigfat dozers on fat 235+ mm tyres
They don't have to it's just that Americans don't give a frick about the environment. With thinner tires and not making the car compete with Mercedes it would be way more ecological and quiet tires are a thing. Tesla owners are insecure and need to be able to win one stoplight race per charge to own big oil.
>the primary source of noise pollution in an urban environment is automobile traffic, not trains, not businesses, not people talking. just the noise of all these fricking tyres rolling on tarmac.
Ok? And?
Leave if you don't like it.
I guess you won't mind me doing construction work in the apartment above yours at 3am either then, right?
leave if you don't like it
>driving a car is down a city street is the same as doing construction at 3am
average /n/igger right here
not my problem
leave if you don't like it
Doing home renovations at 3am is not analogous to driving down a street. One is legal, one is not. One is a pre-existing condition of the environment that I chose to move to, and the other is not.
If someone was doing that, I'd just call the cops. You can cry about how the noise "isn't your problem" when they fine you, and when the building manager tells your landlord about it. No different than people that put straight pipes onto their vehicles.
Welcome to society you bus riding moron.
Yeah not like you can be civil and have valves in your exhaust or anything
You get any kind of aftermarket exhaust and you know that people will complain about it and cops can frick with you if your vehicle is too loud. That's one thing.
Complaining about cars just being categorically annoying and loud, even boomer appliance cars that are basically silent, is another thing. Don't move to a densely populated area if you're so triggered by background noise that you're going to b***h about the sound of rubber on pavement.
this entire thread is about the legality of loud cars you dumb b***h
I was replying to someone complaining about the noise created by traffic in general.
>Leave if you don't like it.
Nah, over the next few years I will slowly get every local government to make you leave instead.
Time to train your walking skills fatty
Why would I walk when I can just steal someones bike?
>a jacked up motorcycle in the middle of the night can easily wake up 10,000 Parisians
yes.
>title with someone else's name on it is in my closet
>Pic related
Do tell the city during the next meeting to spend more tax dollars on readout displays so I can keep track of my 3am sound high score, won't you?
I can't wait for you to get arrested and your bike impounded
I can't wait for you to get arrested for noise when your boyfriend is railing you up the arse with a traffic cone
Keep dreamin' then loser cause it's never gonna happen
>bussy
Can't you get actual girls with a motorcycle?
You can but I don't really want them unless they promise to pretend to be guys.
W.H.O ?!
seethe more, weenie warrior
not gonna set any high scores with a stock exhaust typical fricking texas homosexual
god damn am i glad i left the shithole that people call Paris
>Every town and city should have these.
Only if it automatically shoot barking dogs (and their owners, inshallah)
No, I disagree. However if I happen to find you and kick your ass for driving with a loud exhaust that should also be legal.
>Black person gangrape&chimpout alert package costs an additional fee and will not be installed
Can wait for it to book all the noisy fricking garbage trucks, I hate them squeaky c**ts at 5am
Wow more incentive to use fake plates
>someone claps as you drive by
>it triggers the sensors and you get a ticket
Even if they work, I am against any and all automated surveillance. I'd rather hear a loud car go by occasionally than perpetually have the hand of government over me ready to smack me down.
> what about some rare made up scenario
its fine as long as motoBlack folk get fricked over
You have to take what-if scenarios into account, that's just good design planning.
>its fine as long as motoBlack folk get fricked over
/n/igger delusion
bikers are the absolute last people that will end up getting fricked over. people that want to run straight pipes will just hide their plates.
>someone claps
>sound a horn
>get a ticket
Based, frick morons that honk their horn all the time for the most benign reasons, and ESPECIALLY the morons that honk their horn to greet people. THE FRICKING ROPE.
>be me
>neet
>wake 8 pm
>eat something
>take exhaust out, it's straight pipe time!
>remove plate number
>go for a ride at 3 AM
>come back at 5, jerkoff, and watch cartoons until mid-day then go to sleep.
It's my city. You merely live here.
gonna stop you right there chief, your post has violated "no basedness allowed in Paris" rule
turn in your internet cable and surrender
paris is the most cucked european city its unreal
and it feels like africa there as well
How about we just being sensible and nice to each other and raising our kids to also be sensible and nice instead of crying out for the surveillance AI to save us from out own shortcomings?
Surveillance exists precisely because asking people to be nice hasn't ever worked.
>park beside one on my straight piped liter bike
> sustained rev bomb every time a car passes underneath
My thoughts exactly. How long before a bastard with an airhorn starts to get people ticketed for fun/views?
a gang of Black folk drive up and down my street with unsilenced dirtbikes, it's infuriating in the summer when you have your windows open, and are trying to get a small child to sleep at 7pm
we should pay one african country to take back all our wild Black folk
good i hate the new trend of fake anti lag on turbo shitboxes
Ehh, just get exhaust valves - problem solved
>I NEED TO LIVE IN THE CBD WITH 10,000 PEOPLE PER SQUARE KILOMETER
>NNNOOOOO ITS TOO NOISY I CANT DEAL WITH THIS
kek i'm going to purchase a motorcycle OP
Well I think every town and city should have a building to throw homosexuals like you off of but that’s not working out for me either
sorry autocucks but your privilege of being allowed to drive does not trump my god given right of a good night's sleep
really? i think it does and i'm the one with the exhaust delete
I wouldn't go to France
france just isn't france
france, just isn't france
That's just another way of siphoning money from people. Noise levels are checked on inspections. If they are ok, that's it.
>we need a surveillance society
No we fricking well don't.
Stay in your shitty nanny state.
/n/iggers unironically want to depend on the state for everything and believe that it won't ever backfire (unlike my bike which backfires very loudly because I want it to)
incel
Correct
>Black folk yelling sets off radar
>ahmed doing the morning call to prayer sets off radar
>screams of french women being raped in the streets sets off radar
>jews shut it down within a week
yeah, im thinking based
Of course cities are shitholes you people deserve 1984.
But they won't fine the Algerian screaming about Islam all day. When he decides to be religious during Ramadan.
>don't live in a city
>therefore don't care
>don't live in a city
>posts comfy pepe living in a city
What did he mean by this?
>Why yes, I want to push society even further to dystopia, how could you tell?
Cool if it works but every time someone hears a loud exhaust in the distance they assume it's a crotch rocket. Most of the times it's a teenager with a fart can on his car.
pretty based. my C6 is basically silent stock either ways
>People complaining about free ASMR
If you homosexuals would stop revving your loud ass Honda or Mx5 around my neighborhood at 2am that'd be great.
Listen, I race cars all the time.
BUT not in fricking neighborhoods at 2am fricking everyones' sleep.
That's Black person Behavior
>That's Black person Behavior
...that's basically this board's demographics nowadays
the fricking second they start putting in noise/speed traps in this country im going to start slapping duct tape over my plate.
>city installs stupid microphone ticket system
>queue up some sick rev bombs on my mobile
>hold phone on full blast near microphone every time a city/state vehicle goes by
aint much but its honest work
>Modern day paris.
>Roving gangs of Black folk nigging.
>Garbage all over the place.
>This is what they're concerned about.
gangs of Black folk nigging.
all over the place.
how is it different from the US other than the fact that people aren't morblidly obese?
>how is it different from the US
The microphones aren't there to spot loud exhausts and issue fines. Instead they're there to spot gunfire and drum up busywork for police and the israelitedicial system.
Where I live, these kinds of things are illegal.
You "have the right to face your accuser."
And a camera doesn't count as an accuser so things like red-light cameras were considered illegal.
>wake up 10,000 Parisians.
I have just the thing ...
Just part and parcel of living in the big city, mate.
How are they gonna find a sportbike with no plates driven by a guy in a power ranger suit?
The scooters are making all the noise in Paris. Also it’s literally impossible to walk in Paris anymore because the bicycle lanes are on the sidewalk. Almost got into a few fights with cyclecucks because they completely disregard your presence. It was better when they were at risk of being run over by cars. Nuke this city please Pete.