How do we make cars cool again?

How do we make cars cool again?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remove safety and emissions regulations for cars marketed towards enthusiasts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >every car gets "marketed towards enthusiast" and now we have more smog than china

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cityoids and their Black person pets all die because of smog
        Where’s the downside

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Remove all emissions regs and pollution wouldn't increase much because cars are so much more efficient than they used to be. Burn less gas, get less emissions. And in China most pollution comes from industry, not cars.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Enthusiast cars aren't to be used as daily drivers. If you drive more than a given amount per year, you pay a steep tax. You can also require certain emissions to drive in cities. There's precedence for that: https://www.stuttgart.de/leben/mobilitaet/dieselverkehrsverbot/dieselverkehrsverbot.php
        Imo cars don't belong in cities at all, but trying to explain that to a westoid would be futile.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the solution to making cars cool is to make it so that you can't drive them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cars don't belong
          May work in Europe. Not likely to work where I live in Oz.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I said in a city. Your pic looks rural.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hate to say it but your based unsafe dream car will make you crash. if you want to do it, buy a track car and go crash it on a track

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Stop playing pretend with these boring EV appliances
    >No more iPad interiors, no more touch screens
    >Reverse the gay bullshit bills requiring pillars the size of a fricking human infant and backup cameras and all that gay shit in the name of “safety”
    >Force all women, minorities and the elderly to take extra-comprehensive tests every six months
    It’d be a start.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >minorities
      i'm half Italian do i have to do the test every 6 months

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There will be an explicit exemption if you drive one of a number of vehicles, including, but not limited to;
        -A sun-faded white Crown Vic
        -A beater ‘50s Lincoln (any model)
        -A brown malaise-era 4-door sedan

        >women
        what about trans-women

        Deemed too mentally ill to drive, will be euthanized.

        [...]
        with the hate for women, how do you guys feel about your moms?

        My mother is based and has zero self-awareness and will b***h about woman drivers with a straight face.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wops don't count because they obviously know something about cars
        but

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >women
      what about trans-women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cafe is useless, soccer moms flooring it from stoplight to stoplight in 300hp minivans burns the same amount of fuel as it did 20 years ago, gearing the car towards the economy it gets cruising at 55 on a dyno with the ac off is pointless. The us needs eu style power and weight restrictions, both to keep females out of 7000lbs battering rams and for fuel economy

      with the hate for women, how do you guys feel about your moms?

      • 1 month ago
        s10fag

        She was the easiest prostitute my sleazeball boomer of a father could find and that was it. Never cooked or cleaned, cheated on him, then after the divorce moped and McDonalds'd her fricking life away watching dr phil and if walls could talk all day on alimony, before it was trendy. What a fricking waste of space.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I respect that you're a muslim convert but please shut the frick up and stop blogposting your life akhi.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i like reading about women being morons, plus someone asked for once

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that a boat?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remove CAFE standards. Normies might consider going from their trucks and SUVs back to cars if automakers sold cool looking cars with the long wheelbases and road presence that they expect from larger cars - and at regular prices, too, since cars that fill that niche like the S-Class or Rolls Royces aren't meant or priced for mass-market audiences.

    • 1 month ago
      s10fag

      cafe is useless, soccer moms flooring it from stoplight to stoplight in 300hp minivans burns the same amount of fuel as it did 20 years ago, gearing the car towards the economy it gets cruising at 55 on a dyno with the ac off is pointless. The us needs eu style power and weight restrictions, both to keep females out of 7000lbs battering rams and for fuel economy

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >t. boomer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a zoomie, I just think cars started to get particularly shitty and gay starting around a decade ago and I don't like it. Every decade has had cool cars but this might be the last, they keep discontinuing anything fun or interesting. And the most popular models haven't been cool since before I was born.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Agree. Normally quote 2008 as the start of the decline.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Annihilate the united states federal reserve

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No need to get antisemitic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's exactly what we need to do.

        KILL ALL israeliteS

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait 25 years

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