>just accidentally dumped my entire fast food order on to the floor of my car
>swept out the area and just drove home
If I was a female I probably would’ve sat there and cried. Happens iyc?
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and you STILL ate it
Only like 10% of it that was resting on top of the pile. It was fries and nugs.
I would have just roughly wiped away the outside batter with tissues and accepted the germs
is your car a crawling biohazard or something?
It fell in the driver’s side and I’m just not going to do all of that. That’s gross even in a clean car. My feet and shoes are down there.
sounds like you lack the will to do what needs to be done
I'm a clean freak and I once salvaged and devoured a burger that fell completely apart onto my car floor, mayo down and all
not really I don't have a car
when shit like this happens I get an outburst of incel rage. you know that webm of the chinese guy punching himself?
I once ordered a full tray of fastfood but wanted to shit very hard as soon as I received it so I had to leave it and run to the toilet and by the time I returned the wagies have already threw it in the garbage like I expected
Who does that.
Why didn’t you buy another portion?
Autism + didn’t want to buy it twice
i did that once but i cried
it was a bad day after work
Are you a girl
no im just a sad broken man and i cant keep myself together any more
thanks anon
If you were the bavarian anon i would have sent you money to buy another borger, god i love him so much
Havent slept for 48 hours
>If I was a female I probably would’ve sat there and cried
you sat there and cried didnt you
no
I wanted to but I’m too numb
once, but it was in a rental van and the lid on my cup of soda burst open while I was trying to put it in a cupholder or something. the soda flew all over the dashboard and passenger footwell and we burst into laughter. later I cleaned it off with some snow
and credit where it's due, a hard plastic interior may be cheap but it's also hard wearing and easy to clean
Several years ago, I ordered a takeout pizza from dominos in a winter storm. I walked 15min to the store in the storm, picked the pizza, and started walking back. When I was 2 min away from my house, a strong wind blew the pizza on the ground. I went home defeated 🙁
I still think about it sometimes
Poor froggy
I can’t sleep
I once made a bunch of pierogis and was eating them in my car when I had to break suddenly and they fell on the floor.
Jews need to stop doing this to me