>just accidentally dumped my entire fast food order on to the floor of my car

>just accidentally dumped my entire fast food order on to the floor of my car
>swept out the area and just drove home
If I was a female I probably would’ve sat there and cried. Happens iyc?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and you STILL ate it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only like 10% of it that was resting on top of the pile. It was fries and nugs.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would have just roughly wiped away the outside batter with tissues and accepted the germs
        is your car a crawling biohazard or something?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It fell in the driver’s side and I’m just not going to do all of that. That’s gross even in a clean car. My feet and shoes are down there.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like you lack the will to do what needs to be done
            I'm a clean freak and I once salvaged and devoured a burger that fell completely apart onto my car floor, mayo down and all

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not really I don't have a car

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when shit like this happens I get an outburst of incel rage. you know that webm of the chinese guy punching himself?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once ordered a full tray of fastfood but wanted to shit very hard as soon as I received it so I had to leave it and run to the toilet and by the time I returned the wagies have already threw it in the garbage like I expected

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who does that.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t you buy another portion?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Autism + didn’t want to buy it twice

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i did that once but i cried
    it was a bad day after work

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a girl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no im just a sad broken man and i cant keep myself together any more

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thanks anon

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you were the bavarian anon i would have sent you money to buy another borger, god i love him so much

    Havent slept for 48 hours

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If I was a female I probably would’ve sat there and cried
    you sat there and cried didnt you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no
      I wanted to but I’m too numb

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    once, but it was in a rental van and the lid on my cup of soda burst open while I was trying to put it in a cupholder or something. the soda flew all over the dashboard and passenger footwell and we burst into laughter. later I cleaned it off with some snow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and credit where it's due, a hard plastic interior may be cheap but it's also hard wearing and easy to clean

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Several years ago, I ordered a takeout pizza from dominos in a winter storm. I walked 15min to the store in the storm, picked the pizza, and started walking back. When I was 2 min away from my house, a strong wind blew the pizza on the ground. I went home defeated 🙁
    I still think about it sometimes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poor froggy

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t sleep

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once made a bunch of pierogis and was eating them in my car when I had to break suddenly and they fell on the floor.
    Jews need to stop doing this to me

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