A seething israelite host of a comedy panel show tried to mock Noel's style of "randumb" humor, but Noel fairly basically demonstrated that it's just a slightly coded mode of commentating on things happening in his vicinity or general cultural milieu.
The israelite says "A bicycle made of glitter" as an attempt at mimicking/pre-empting Noel's response to another barb, which is actual "randumb" humor, and Noel responded with the correction "a motorcycle made of jealousy". He took the attempted nonsense of the israelite, added meaning to it (a self-powered, pedal-powered vehicle + a gaudy substance used to attract attention = "you called me an empty, attention-craving show-off") then countered with a responses coded in kind ("you're a jealous b***h traveling on a high-powered bike"). It was him kinda calling the israelite a piece of shit (under the ruse of fun back-and-forth initiated by the israelite) for using his position as the host to play judge on his signature comedy style and openly mocking it, when the show is just meant to be friendly bants.
Noel's friendly, childlike persona sort of forbids him from responding in kind to Amstell (the israelite host)'s "frustrated interrogator of goyishness" persona. So this is about as venomous as he's ever gotten one-to-one outside of his double-act with Julian Barret where they'll detail each other's weirdness.
Noel's little word-pictures are exactly that. Word combinations designed to build an image in the head of the audience. But Amstell is probably a non-visual thinker so it's all lost on him so he kind of sperged out on Noel like he was scamming everyone with this "fake" comedy. Because he's a israelite projecting his own motivations and thought processes onto a goy.
I thought Preston was an ass when I first saw it because I was a teen but now that I'm older I kind of feel he did the right thing. He signed on to have them mock him but then they just mocked the girl he loved instead and obviously that upset him, like it should. We should all be better at having mates joke about us than we are at having them talk shit about our girlfriend when she isn't there. It would have been bad if he'd gotten angry and broken shit or threatened them, but he just walked off when he realised the whole episode would just be slagging her off instead of him.
>they just mocked the girl he loved
Literally didn't once. All they did was read from her recently published book, without any commentary other than asking why he didn't like it. Obviously throwing punches would have been bad too, but all that was achieved by walking off was showing the entire country that he found her book to be so embarrassing that he would rather walk off a show than continue to be publicly associated with it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's like the Jeremy Kyle discourse from a while back, a lot of middle-class people felt incredibly comfortable (and found much joy in) making fun of poor people and their perceived lack of refinement/class.
There was nothing wrong with her book.
Those poncey southerners laughed at her, and by extension her husband, for not being from the same world of them.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Those poncey southerners
Oi, don't lump media celebs in with us, we don't like them either!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I guarantee that nobody in that audience lived outside the M25
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The audience is always dumb regardless of who is sat there, lets be honest.
Although you do make a fair point, the location might tie into it.
>I appreciate we sound the same, but we're not the same.
You guys are so fricking the same it's hilarious when you stamp your feet and insist that you're not
You wouldn't like it if I claimed you're the exact same as a Californian, would you? Or God forbid, Arizona?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'd think you're too ignorant to understand how truly vast the US is and how it's pure size renders your entire nation and culture irrelevant. Mission Impossible movies are better than James Bond movies btw 🙂
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Every Mission Impossible has prominent British actors in it. I'm beginning to suspect you are quite young.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Whats your opinion on Mission Impossible 2
>and how it's pure size renders your entire nation and culture irrelevant
This is one of the reasons you get so upset by "bants"
You think a land mass makes other countries or cultures not matter.
You actually think this, lol.
Yes, congrats, you were born in a big country. Have you achieved anything at all beyond this?
>Mission Impossible movies are better than James Bond movies btw 🙂
Without a doubt. Tom Cruise is an absolute mad man, strapping himself onto the side of a plane just to make a movie.
They get a bad rap but they are great movies, I haven't seen the latest one yet but I've seen all the others. I couldn't be fricked to watch the last 4 or however many James Bond movies had the blonde guy in it. >hurr durr James Bond is all washed up now aha
Fricking stupid shit.
>it's pure size renders your entire nation and culture irrelevant
*its
also Australia is roughly the same size as the US and are way more isolated and still no one claims they've got any appreciable culture difference between the different areas. They're just flavoured Brits and there's no meaningful difference between Americans from different states because they're all raised on the same newspapers and television.
It's just bants ;^)
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm serious, whats your opinion on MI2
I think it's the best one
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Whats your opinion on Mission Impossible 2
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
not enough French willies
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>and how it's pure size renders your entire nation and culture irrelevant
This is one of the reasons you get so upset by "bants"
You think a land mass makes other countries or cultures not matter.
You actually think this, lol.
Yes, congrats, you were born in a big country. Have you achieved anything at all beyond this?
>Mission Impossible movies are better than James Bond movies btw 🙂
Without a doubt. Tom Cruise is an absolute mad man, strapping himself onto the side of a plane just to make a movie.
They get a bad rap but they are great movies, I haven't seen the latest one yet but I've seen all the others. I couldn't be fricked to watch the last 4 or however many James Bond movies had the blonde guy in it. >hurr durr James Bond is all washed up now aha
Fricking stupid shit.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>there's no meaningful difference between Americans from different states because they're all raised on the same newspapers and television.
May God forgive me, but I must defend the yanks this one time.
It's rude to compare the average yank to a Californian.
All the lefty shit and utter nonsense they push comes from there. It's like they decide to take all their leftists and dumb shits and put them all in one state.
It would be like me calling you Scottish, or saying you live in London, it's just rude.
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Why are you so upset? lol.
Was I meant to disagree that Mission Impossible movies are good?
Hilarious that all the American posts are these off the cuff one liners and all the british posts are literal paragraphs about how they're totally not mad.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's called a discussion. I don't have twitter brainrot to try and score zingers during a talk on an imageboard.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're quoting the same guy, and not quoting any of my one liners. So I don't think you actually find it hilarious.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Holy blogpost
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I am not going to be sorry for saying how great the Mission Impossible movies are.
The man strapped himself to the side of a plane ffs
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>it's pure size renders your entire nation and culture irrelevant
*its
also Australia is roughly the same size as the US and are way more isolated and still no one claims they've got any appreciable culture difference between the different areas. They're just flavoured Brits and there's no meaningful difference between Americans from different states because they're all raised on the same newspapers and television.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>there's no meaningful difference between Americans from different states because they're all raised on the same newspapers and television.
May God forgive me, but I must defend the yanks this one time.
It's rude to compare the average yank to a Californian.
All the lefty shit and utter nonsense they push comes from there. It's like they decide to take all their leftists and dumb shits and put them all in one state.
It would be like me calling you Scottish, or saying you live in London, it's just rude.
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It's just bants ;^)
Why are you so upset? lol.
Was I meant to disagree that Mission Impossible movies are good?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>There was nothing wrong with her book.
So why didn't he say that, instead of validating their implication the book was shit by being publicly humiliated by it? He could have just said it was good (both backing up his wife, and deflating Simons attempts at humor), but he felt in his heart it was dogshit and that it was ashamed to even hear it quoted; so lacked the gumption to defend it; it didn't even seem to occur to him. I have no idea if the book is good, I haven't read it and I doubt you have either, but evidently Preston didn't think much of it and he reacted accordingly.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>why didn't this guy who felt humiliated that he and his were being mocked on TV just respond in a calm and rational manner?
It's a mystery. In any case, getting up and walking away was a reasonable thing to do when met with unreasonable snobbery. >I have no idea if the book is good
I haven't read it either, but from the excerpts it sounds no different to any number of ghostwritten celebrity autobiographies that have flooded bookshops for the past 30 years.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Those poncey southerners
She's also a southerner though, so why even bring up that they are from the south? Probably because you're northern goblin scum. I wish we could reopen the mines just so to inter you troglodytes in them, where you belong.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
he literally just read from her book lol
>playing "I'm not touching you though!"-tier games
sad
Dumbass, him storming off implied that he also thought the book was stupid and couldn't defend it.
All he had to do was play a long just a tiny bit. Could have just said thanks for promoting my wifes book.
I guarantee she didn't appreciate him storming off and looking so weak.
>THE RIGHT HONORABLE GENTLEMAN MAKES AN INTERESTING POINT... >HOWEVAH!!! >PURHOPS HE SHOULD FIRST LOOK AT HIS OWN MORTGAGE BEFORE COMMENTING ON THE MORTGAGE OF OTHERS!!! >[uproarious laughter]
such vile people. such forced humor.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why are you watching every single PMQ with the expectation of a performance? Gives me the ick tbh
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Mr Speaker, the right honourable gentleman only wants to import 1m migrants. Do you not believe that figure should be 2m?
tbf although donny is a cringe edgelord there's something kind of endearing about how he rolls with the bantz. like he has no wit but he's not getting uppity or butthurt. he passed the shit test
The mug smash one was just an uppity homosexual who was obviously having a bad day. The others are because Amstel was just great at riling people up, most of the moronic musicians who went on just couldn’t keep up with his banter
forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4mH6E0hMbI
What is it about british humor that's so revolting to me? The screaming laughter at jokes that aren't funny? The forced, ugh, "cheekiness"? The ugliest people on the planet earth thinking they have any right to be quippy and clever? The constant smug faces they're all making?
>The forced, ugh, "cheekiness"?
Because you're american.
You've been told all your life you and your country are "number one", but then you grow up and realise that you're not number one, nobody respects you for simply being born in the country you were born in, and that your culture has made you incredibly weak and fragile.
I'm not even trying to be rude, just telling you how it is.
If I were to offer constructive advice (that you will ignore, you never need advice, you're number one lol) it would be to remember that things you may take as a slight on your character or an insult are sometimes not, and that our own egos can essentially deceive us. This happens to everyone, but only certain cultures deal with it properly.
Do people actually read these posts with multiple paragraphs and >4 lines if text?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I read it, and what he said is correct. It's easier to take banter if you can correctly identify it, but some people can't or won't.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes. They're usually over the age of 25 and don't have brainrot though. Sorry if you don't qualify.
Oh yea I forgot to mention the timewasting unnecessary verbosity. I guess a country that has so little going on needs to fill airspace somehow by just talking and talking and talking.
I'm trying to help you. I'll give you the short version instead. >You american >You think you numba 1 >You get older >"Wait, we not numba 1?" >"me angry, gggrrrr" >"WHY YOU ALL MAKE FUN OF ME" >They are not making fun of you. It is banter, a joke, not to be taken as a personal insult.
The End.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Counter argument
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Australian
I appreciate we sound the same, but we're not the same.
Aussies are an odd one. They're incredibly funny but often very quick to get offended. Glass cannons of bants.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I appreciate we sound the same, but we're not the same.
You guys are so fricking the same it's hilarious when you stamp your feet and insist that you're not
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah that’s cuz it’s really funny tho
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I hate them more than you could possibly ever imagine but you are completely wrong. Australians are the kings of English bants when let off the leash and next to Hungarians among the best in the world. Americans are absolutely bottom-tier, lower even than Philippine standups. Remember that you losers invented canned laughter because nobody would find your weak shit funny otherwise.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I wish you guys didn’t invent this rough hooliganism British accent. It used to be fun to pretend to be British but now everyone gets confused when you sound Australian and the accents are the same now.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Comments are turned off. >Wonder if it's a channel thing >Others have comments on
Fricking wimps
Oh yea I forgot to mention the timewasting unnecessary verbosity. I guess a country that has so little going on needs to fill airspace somehow by just talking and talking and talking.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
lol your posts hardly come off as "this is an objective assessment" but rather "another culture? I'm not compatible but I can't express why."
You can disprove me by listing your affections for aspects of other non-British non-American cultures, but I'm not holding my breath.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I like how the french have big wieners and smell really bad.
Better than the brits, they just smell really bad!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Can't tell if mutt's law....
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Mutts law by proxy, you're just as bad
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I enjoy the large penises of the French, despite the smell. I like that they have that.
So you have first hand knowledge of the smell and size of French penises, .......or you just enjoy the idea from having read about it? And you have the same either first hand or academic knowledge of penises that don't hold up to your French ideal? Do Americans really?
I'm not American moron. You're just obsessed and you come off pathetic but you can't handle people telling you that. It's constructive advice that you will ignore lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So you're a brown or a slav? Got it, you're probably stabbing at the screen right now aren't you, low impulse control monkey.
They're not funny and too much of their humor relies on repeating the same childish insult over and over, the insult is usually so petty and weird you go ''heh, ok'' and then they do it again and again and they never stop and they get off on it being annoying. The only way you can stop it is by getting physical but if you get physical you get arrested.
There is a perfect bit that captures this. Rowan Atkinson did an interview with Elton John and the entire bit is that he thinks he should have been named John Elton and Elton can't be a first name. And that's the entire joke, and it just drags on and on and Elton gets more annoyed and just wants to leave already as Rowan is just pestering him about his name.
This shit happens on every one of these British game shows. The same 10 guests with the same 10 jokes. There is one guy who has weird teeth so every joke directed at him is ''muh teeth'' and every joke he makes is ''muh teeth.''
It's grating. In most other cultures you make a joke once and move on, maybe sometimes you use the rule of 3 and make the same joke 3 times. You don't rail on someone nonstop with the same shit over and over since they were born to the day they die.
>The only way you can stop it is by getting physical
AKA: We're 100% safe because fatty american will literally never do anything lol.
Jokes aside, stop getting so heated (to the point of wanting violence, apparently) over words. You people are so mentally weak it's unreal.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
History class must be torture for Brits, to learn of their ancestor's greatness and then seeing how far they have fallen. From being the undisputed world power to America's b***h.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>to America's b***h.
Lol no. Your country won't exist in 20 years, mine will.
America is already a majority non-white nation.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Is 61.6% considered a minority by Brits?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Is 61.6%
That includes "white hispanics" which are not white.
I'm sorry, Pedro, but this is a reality you must cope with.
Also, >implying 61.6% is anything short of abysmal
LOL
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>Is 61.6% >That includes "white hispanics" which are not white.
no it doesnt. Do you think the country is 25% asian?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Britain has fought France for a long time won some, lost some
given that they're musicians, them getting a bit shirty isn't as much of a tell as if they'd been comedians which is what I assumed. comedians would have been able to handle the situation more smoothly as amstell did on multiple occasions.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
They handled it fine though, they got plenty of laughs out of the audience and then continued on utterly unbothered by the yank have a spergout into the next stage of the game.
Sorry if I'm being a bit stupid, but I don't see how they handled it in a way that makes you think they were as mad as the guy smashing cups and sulking.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>They handled it fine though
true >continued on utterly unbothered
no, but its a nuanced difference.
Were they watching some other show at the time of recording?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If you're new to people finding things funny which you don't, then there's no explaining it to you here. If you're not new, then you're being moronic on purpose to make a not even self-serving point.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
A random zog-assigned mutt does a reseach on your public lyf for purposes of "entertainment", then an inevitable call to fame (however profane) comes and it's a rehearsed monologue of insults. The vain victim of such barrage of shit cannot retaliate because the host of the spectacle is but a zog-assigned mutt and ANY criticism of such mutt will be immidetately met with deflection to waycissms.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
stroke-post from the mind-broken
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
no worries. don't get raped by a moslem, too suddenly.
This guy isn’t even true American he’s an Irish+Puerto Rican mix that sold cocaine. Talk about the worst two people you could mix for spontaneous violence.
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This comment section of the first video is incredible. So quintessentially British it should be preserved for all time as the highest level of banter.
I met Noel Fielding in a pub once and was just as much of an insufferable twat as you would imagine he would be in real life. He kept shouting "the milky bars are on me!" While strangling an otter.
Noel Fielding is unironically a bed shitter:
>gf lived in Edinburgh for 10 years >Has many stories about the festival >Hears a story from an acquaintance that they slept with Noel Fielding >He leaves early in the morning >Left behind a big stinky shit inside the bed >Another story of somebody hooking up with Noel Fielding at the fringe pops up >Different group and definitely different but similar bed shitting story comes across gf >Few years later she is talking to a grill who says that not only is he a pushy awkward dickhead, but once again Noel Fielding shat in a bed of their friend and left before confronting the matter >It's a fringe festival bed shitting epidemic lads
He looks capable of it. I buy it. Kink or loose anus.
It'd be pretty funny if he wasn't scared of people outing him as a nonce for all the underage groupies he fricked but for how he kept shitting their beds as well.
I met Noel Fielding in a pub once and was just as much of an insufferable twat as you would imagine he would be in real life. He kept shouting "the milky bars are on me!" While strangling an otter.
forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4mH6E0hMbI
further proof that standup comedy routines get worse over time (it wasn't great to begin with - i couldn't get past the opening about being le sad and using two sinks) whereas their unscripted work i.e. amstell on buzzwieners ages like fine wine
I'm rewatching it because I'm bored, but yes. It's not the same type of funny as the eternal Buzzwieners banter clips.
The real time Buzzwieners banter not only gives the instant laughs, but is a sort of "town square" of late 00s BBC legitimacy. To contrast, would this be as funny if these moments happened in some closed of podcast studio? Not as much.
It's actually incredible that Amstell - a wimpy-looking, shrill homosexual ~~*neurotic*~~ - was so good at bantering, he's probably the only panel show host I'd consider alongside Angus Deayton and Mark Lamarr.
I think Amstel’s beta looking appearance is what made it so brutal to get roasted by him. People felt like they were getting clowned on by a dork, which made them feel even stupider and more embarrassed. If the host was some big alpha male type, I bet you’d have had less people seething.
American here. When I watch so called Bri*ish "huumor" I lose focus and my mind naturally drifts to the crotch area. I so I can say this with confidence: you are lacking.
>I lose focus and my mind naturally drifts to the crotch area
AMERICAN MAN CRAVES BBC (BIG BRITISH wiener).
It's natural, don't worry. Unfortunately you will never become immune to to this.
Do you like Buzzwieners? The early seasons were a little too cringe for my taste, but when Simon Amstell hosted it really came into its own, commercially and artistically.
Cucked by Mr Bean, also... >Acaster dated the English comedian Louise Ford until 2013; she subsequently began dating Rowan Atkinson. >Acaster told BBC News that he did not label anxiety and depression as such when he was younger, or recognise his anxiety in an earlier relationship. His first therapy session was in 2013.
Mr Bean sent this b***h into therapy too
I'll be honest I'd become a wreck too if I found out my girlfriend met a 60-year old who's always been known for looking goofy at her job and then ran off to have his kid rather than stay with me. It's completely natural to have something like that shatter your world view. If my girlfriend left me for the guy who plays Thor I wouldn't be happy but it'd be understandable. But if she left me for Steve Buschemi? Then I'd get worried about myself.
Rowan Atkinson is megarich brit comedy royalty, though. idk if I'd even be mad.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
And Steve Buschemi is a rich well-known actor. He's still old enough to be her dad and looks goofy as frick instead of being one of those old people who still great for their age like Brad Pitt. Basically the only way it doesn't hurt your trust in women or your own ego is if you trust in the idea that she always just wanted a man who makes her laugh, no matter his looks or money, and Atkinson is a better comedian than you. No shame in that. Otherwise you were with someone who was only after money without you realising it, making you doubt whether you can read other people's motivations, or you're so fricking awful that women would rather have kids with a grandpa than with you.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
hey dumbass, if Steve Buscemi is so old why is he still at high school?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You know Atkinson is absurdly wealthy right?
He probably mas more money that many countries do.
Women care most about money and status and Atkinson is one of the most famous people to ever live in the last century.
Can’t stand this spacker. Just another case of fame going to somebody’s head and turning them into an insufferable wienersucker who think they’re right about everything
>lol americans can't handle the bants
UH ACTUALLY WE CAN HANDLE THE BANTS SEE HOW LITTLE SEETHING I'M DOING THE BANTS ARE HECKING TOXIC >lmao americans realy can't handle the bants
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noel fielding Amstell buzzwieners
A seething israelite host of a comedy panel show tried to mock Noel's style of "randumb" humor, but Noel fairly basically demonstrated that it's just a slightly coded mode of commentating on things happening in his vicinity or general cultural milieu.
The israelite says "A bicycle made of glitter" as an attempt at mimicking/pre-empting Noel's response to another barb, which is actual "randumb" humor, and Noel responded with the correction "a motorcycle made of jealousy". He took the attempted nonsense of the israelite, added meaning to it (a self-powered, pedal-powered vehicle + a gaudy substance used to attract attention = "you called me an empty, attention-craving show-off") then countered with a responses coded in kind ("you're a jealous b***h traveling on a high-powered bike"). It was him kinda calling the israelite a piece of shit (under the ruse of fun back-and-forth initiated by the israelite) for using his position as the host to play judge on his signature comedy style and openly mocking it, when the show is just meant to be friendly bants.
Noel's friendly, childlike persona sort of forbids him from responding in kind to Amstell (the israelite host)'s "frustrated interrogator of goyishness" persona. So this is about as venomous as he's ever gotten one-to-one outside of his double-act with Julian Barret where they'll detail each other's weirdness.
Noel's little word-pictures are exactly that. Word combinations designed to build an image in the head of the audience. But Amstell is probably a non-visual thinker so it's all lost on him so he kind of sperged out on Noel like he was scamming everyone with this "fake" comedy. Because he's a israelite projecting his own motivations and thought processes onto a goy.
"mighty boosh kinda' sucked"
Nah that was just bants
THIS was pure seething
Unironically what's his fricking problem? Was he like this the whole episode?
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I thought Preston was an ass when I first saw it because I was a teen but now that I'm older I kind of feel he did the right thing. He signed on to have them mock him but then they just mocked the girl he loved instead and obviously that upset him, like it should. We should all be better at having mates joke about us than we are at having them talk shit about our girlfriend when she isn't there. It would have been bad if he'd gotten angry and broken shit or threatened them, but he just walked off when he realised the whole episode would just be slagging her off instead of him.
Donny is still pure tryhard cringe, though.
he literally just read from her book lol
>they just mocked the girl he loved
Literally didn't once. All they did was read from her recently published book, without any commentary other than asking why he didn't like it. Obviously throwing punches would have been bad too, but all that was achieved by walking off was showing the entire country that he found her book to be so embarrassing that he would rather walk off a show than continue to be publicly associated with it.
It's like the Jeremy Kyle discourse from a while back, a lot of middle-class people felt incredibly comfortable (and found much joy in) making fun of poor people and their perceived lack of refinement/class.
There was nothing wrong with her book.
Those poncey southerners laughed at her, and by extension her husband, for not being from the same world of them.
>Those poncey southerners
Oi, don't lump media celebs in with us, we don't like them either!
I guarantee that nobody in that audience lived outside the M25
The audience is always dumb regardless of who is sat there, lets be honest.
Although you do make a fair point, the location might tie into it.
You wouldn't like it if I claimed you're the exact same as a Californian, would you? Or God forbid, Arizona?
I'd think you're too ignorant to understand how truly vast the US is and how it's pure size renders your entire nation and culture irrelevant. Mission Impossible movies are better than James Bond movies btw 🙂
Every Mission Impossible has prominent British actors in it. I'm beginning to suspect you are quite young.
It's just bants ;^)
I'm serious, whats your opinion on MI2
I think it's the best one
Whats your opinion on Mission Impossible 2
not enough French willies
>and how it's pure size renders your entire nation and culture irrelevant
This is one of the reasons you get so upset by "bants"
You think a land mass makes other countries or cultures not matter.
You actually think this, lol.
Yes, congrats, you were born in a big country. Have you achieved anything at all beyond this?
>Mission Impossible movies are better than James Bond movies btw 🙂
Without a doubt. Tom Cruise is an absolute mad man, strapping himself onto the side of a plane just to make a movie.
They get a bad rap but they are great movies, I haven't seen the latest one yet but I've seen all the others. I couldn't be fricked to watch the last 4 or however many James Bond movies had the blonde guy in it.
>hurr durr James Bond is all washed up now aha
Fricking stupid shit.
Hilarious that all the American posts are these off the cuff one liners and all the british posts are literal paragraphs about how they're totally not mad.
It's called a discussion. I don't have twitter brainrot to try and score zingers during a talk on an imageboard.
You're quoting the same guy, and not quoting any of my one liners. So I don't think you actually find it hilarious.
Holy blogpost
I am not going to be sorry for saying how great the Mission Impossible movies are.
The man strapped himself to the side of a plane ffs
>it's pure size renders your entire nation and culture irrelevant
*its
also Australia is roughly the same size as the US and are way more isolated and still no one claims they've got any appreciable culture difference between the different areas. They're just flavoured Brits and there's no meaningful difference between Americans from different states because they're all raised on the same newspapers and television.
>there's no meaningful difference between Americans from different states because they're all raised on the same newspapers and television.
May God forgive me, but I must defend the yanks this one time.
It's rude to compare the average yank to a Californian.
All the lefty shit and utter nonsense they push comes from there. It's like they decide to take all their leftists and dumb shits and put them all in one state.
It would be like me calling you Scottish, or saying you live in London, it's just rude.
Why are you so upset? lol.
Was I meant to disagree that Mission Impossible movies are good?
>There was nothing wrong with her book.
So why didn't he say that, instead of validating their implication the book was shit by being publicly humiliated by it? He could have just said it was good (both backing up his wife, and deflating Simons attempts at humor), but he felt in his heart it was dogshit and that it was ashamed to even hear it quoted; so lacked the gumption to defend it; it didn't even seem to occur to him. I have no idea if the book is good, I haven't read it and I doubt you have either, but evidently Preston didn't think much of it and he reacted accordingly.
>why didn't this guy who felt humiliated that he and his were being mocked on TV just respond in a calm and rational manner?
It's a mystery. In any case, getting up and walking away was a reasonable thing to do when met with unreasonable snobbery.
>I have no idea if the book is good
I haven't read it either, but from the excerpts it sounds no different to any number of ghostwritten celebrity autobiographies that have flooded bookshops for the past 30 years.
>Those poncey southerners
She's also a southerner though, so why even bring up that they are from the south? Probably because you're northern goblin scum. I wish we could reopen the mines just so to inter you troglodytes in them, where you belong.
>playing "I'm not touching you though!"-tier games
sad
Dumbass, him storming off implied that he also thought the book was stupid and couldn't defend it.
All he had to do was play a long just a tiny bit. Could have just said thanks for promoting my wifes book.
I guarantee she didn't appreciate him storming off and looking so weak.
Take that Thatcher
The YT comment
>Had to look up Preston because I'd never heard of him. Turns out he’s a city in Lancashire.
kek
british "banter" is fricking toxic and just insulting, nothing fun about it
>british "banter" is fricking toxic
GOLEM, GET YE GONE.
This, it's hecking uncomfy, yikes, discriminatory, gatekeepy racist and #englandtoowhite
theres a distinction between shittalking and insulting someone to bait a reaction
way too many people (like you) dont get that
wow americans CANNOT fathom the bants, like
nah that guy was just being sensitive, but the other one you posted where his wife got made fun of id walk out too
Yeah I'd walk out on your wife too
see, this is still funny
saying my wife is dumb to my face is just plain insulting
(You)
Old style bait, but still effective.
yup every single PMQ is just
>THE RIGHT HONORABLE GENTLEMAN MAKES AN INTERESTING POINT...
>HOWEVAH!!!
>PURHOPS HE SHOULD FIRST LOOK AT HIS OWN MORTGAGE BEFORE COMMENTING ON THE MORTGAGE OF OTHERS!!!
>[uproarious laughter]
such vile people. such forced humor.
Why are you watching every single PMQ with the expectation of a performance? Gives me the ick tbh
>Mr Speaker, the right honourable gentleman only wants to import 1m migrants. Do you not believe that figure should be 2m?
That second guy seems to be taking the jokes well to me.
tbf although donny is a cringe edgelord there's something kind of endearing about how he rolls with the bantz. like he has no wit but he's not getting uppity or butthurt. he passed the shit test
How did a light-hearted comedy quiz show induce so much seethekino?
The mug smash one was just an uppity homosexual who was obviously having a bad day. The others are because Amstel was just great at riling people up, most of the moronic musicians who went on just couldn’t keep up with his banter
His unparalleled banter: putting the guest's sunglasses on, that the guest himself handed to him. Really clever stuff there, Nigel.
What an ugly pair of presenters.
>yank goes to the UK and gets bullied so hard he spergs out
Why are american boys so fragile? All they do is fricking cry and b***h
There are people who will unironically call you racist for calling these baboons animals.
What is it about british humor that's so revolting to me? The screaming laughter at jokes that aren't funny? The forced, ugh, "cheekiness"? The ugliest people on the planet earth thinking they have any right to be quippy and clever? The constant smug faces they're all making?
>The forced, ugh, "cheekiness"?
Because you're american.
You've been told all your life you and your country are "number one", but then you grow up and realise that you're not number one, nobody respects you for simply being born in the country you were born in, and that your culture has made you incredibly weak and fragile.
I'm not even trying to be rude, just telling you how it is.
If I were to offer constructive advice (that you will ignore, you never need advice, you're number one lol) it would be to remember that things you may take as a slight on your character or an insult are sometimes not, and that our own egos can essentially deceive us. This happens to everyone, but only certain cultures deal with it properly.
Do people actually read these posts with multiple paragraphs and >4 lines if text?
I read it, and what he said is correct. It's easier to take banter if you can correctly identify it, but some people can't or won't.
Yes. They're usually over the age of 25 and don't have brainrot though. Sorry if you don't qualify.
I'm trying to help you. I'll give you the short version instead.
>You american
>You think you numba 1
>You get older
>"Wait, we not numba 1?"
>"me angry, gggrrrr"
>"WHY YOU ALL MAKE FUN OF ME"
>They are not making fun of you. It is banter, a joke, not to be taken as a personal insult.
The End.
Counter argument
>Australian
I appreciate we sound the same, but we're not the same.
Aussies are an odd one. They're incredibly funny but often very quick to get offended. Glass cannons of bants.
>I appreciate we sound the same, but we're not the same.
You guys are so fricking the same it's hilarious when you stamp your feet and insist that you're not
Yeah that’s cuz it’s really funny tho
I hate them more than you could possibly ever imagine but you are completely wrong. Australians are the kings of English bants when let off the leash and next to Hungarians among the best in the world. Americans are absolutely bottom-tier, lower even than Philippine standups. Remember that you losers invented canned laughter because nobody would find your weak shit funny otherwise.
I wish you guys didn’t invent this rough hooliganism British accent. It used to be fun to pretend to be British but now everyone gets confused when you sound Australian and the accents are the same now.
>Comments are turned off.
>Wonder if it's a channel thing
>Others have comments on
Fricking wimps
Oh yea I forgot to mention the timewasting unnecessary verbosity. I guess a country that has so little going on needs to fill airspace somehow by just talking and talking and talking.
lol your posts hardly come off as "this is an objective assessment" but rather "another culture? I'm not compatible but I can't express why."
You can disprove me by listing your affections for aspects of other non-British non-American cultures, but I'm not holding my breath.
I like how the french have big wieners and smell really bad.
Better than the brits, they just smell really bad!
Can't tell if mutt's law....
Mutts law by proxy, you're just as bad
>I enjoy the large penises of the French, despite the smell. I like that they have that.
So you have first hand knowledge of the smell and size of French penises, .......or you just enjoy the idea from having read about it? And you have the same either first hand or academic knowledge of penises that don't hold up to your French ideal?
Do Americans really?
I'm not American moron. You're just obsessed and you come off pathetic but you can't handle people telling you that. It's constructive advice that you will ignore lmao
So you're a brown or a slav? Got it, you're probably stabbing at the screen right now aren't you, low impulse control monkey.
rekt
Americans are mostly pretty unfunny and generic.
Not American and I still find British “humor” to be bland or outright mean/rude a lot of the time.
Are you a country that the UK kicked the shit out of and fricked it's women or a shithole they didn't bother with?
>American’s mindbroken by the banter
>What is it about british humor that's so revolting to me?
You being a subhuman unfunny american black homosexual transvestite.
They're not funny and too much of their humor relies on repeating the same childish insult over and over, the insult is usually so petty and weird you go ''heh, ok'' and then they do it again and again and they never stop and they get off on it being annoying. The only way you can stop it is by getting physical but if you get physical you get arrested.
There is a perfect bit that captures this. Rowan Atkinson did an interview with Elton John and the entire bit is that he thinks he should have been named John Elton and Elton can't be a first name. And that's the entire joke, and it just drags on and on and Elton gets more annoyed and just wants to leave already as Rowan is just pestering him about his name.
This shit happens on every one of these British game shows. The same 10 guests with the same 10 jokes. There is one guy who has weird teeth so every joke directed at him is ''muh teeth'' and every joke he makes is ''muh teeth.''
It's grating. In most other cultures you make a joke once and move on, maybe sometimes you use the rule of 3 and make the same joke 3 times. You don't rail on someone nonstop with the same shit over and over since they were born to the day they die.
> t. John Elton
Get over it James. She's with Bean now.
>The only way you can stop it is by getting physical
AKA: We're 100% safe because fatty american will literally never do anything lol.
Jokes aside, stop getting so heated (to the point of wanting violence, apparently) over words. You people are so mentally weak it's unreal.
History class must be torture for Brits, to learn of their ancestor's greatness and then seeing how far they have fallen. From being the undisputed world power to America's b***h.
>to America's b***h.
Lol no. Your country won't exist in 20 years, mine will.
America is already a majority non-white nation.
Is 61.6% considered a minority by Brits?
>Is 61.6%
That includes "white hispanics" which are not white.
I'm sorry, Pedro, but this is a reality you must cope with.
Also,
>implying 61.6% is anything short of abysmal
LOL
>>Is 61.6%
>That includes "white hispanics" which are not white.
no it doesnt. Do you think the country is 25% asian?
Britain has fought France for a long time won some, lost some
the hosts are just as mad as him honestly, and why did there have to be two of them anyway?
Rizzle Kicks were like the tbhs & Mero of Blighty for a while.
>the hosts are just as mad as him honestly
How so?
given that they're musicians, them getting a bit shirty isn't as much of a tell as if they'd been comedians which is what I assumed. comedians would have been able to handle the situation more smoothly as amstell did on multiple occasions.
They handled it fine though, they got plenty of laughs out of the audience and then continued on utterly unbothered by the yank have a spergout into the next stage of the game.
Sorry if I'm being a bit stupid, but I don't see how they handled it in a way that makes you think they were as mad as the guy smashing cups and sulking.
>They handled it fine though
true
>continued on utterly unbothered
no, but its a nuanced difference.
childlike american looks stupid and knows it - throws a mug and looks even more silly.
Rizzle kicks seem like a pair of absolute homosexuals
the hosts were c**ts
I don't get it. Why is there a laugh track?
they recorded the sounds of the audience who were watching live
Were they watching some other show at the time of recording?
If you're new to people finding things funny which you don't, then there's no explaining it to you here. If you're not new, then you're being moronic on purpose to make a not even self-serving point.
A random zog-assigned mutt does a reseach on your public lyf for purposes of "entertainment", then an inevitable call to fame (however profane) comes and it's a rehearsed monologue of insults. The vain victim of such barrage of shit cannot retaliate because the host of the spectacle is but a zog-assigned mutt and ANY criticism of such mutt will be immidetately met with deflection to waycissms.
stroke-post from the mind-broken
no worries. don't get raped by a moslem, too suddenly.
He couldn't sanction their buffoonery
This guy isn’t even true American he’s an Irish+Puerto Rican mix that sold cocaine. Talk about the worst two people you could mix for spontaneous violence.
This comment section of the first video is incredible. So quintessentially British it should be preserved for all time as the highest level of banter.
>my first frickin shot at TV
I don’t get it
I thought I recognised his face.
18:26
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Noel Fielding is unironically a bed shitter:
>gf lived in Edinburgh for 10 years
>Has many stories about the festival
>Hears a story from an acquaintance that they slept with Noel Fielding
>He leaves early in the morning
>Left behind a big stinky shit inside the bed
>Another story of somebody hooking up with Noel Fielding at the fringe pops up
>Different group and definitely different but similar bed shitting story comes across gf
>Few years later she is talking to a grill who says that not only is he a pushy awkward dickhead, but once again Noel Fielding shat in a bed of their friend and left before confronting the matter
>It's a fringe festival bed shitting epidemic lads
He looks capable of it. I buy it. Kink or loose anus.
It'd be pretty funny if he wasn't scared of people outing him as a nonce for all the underage groupies he fricked but for how he kept shitting their beds as well.
cringe reddit c**t
Was the motorcycle ridden by a dolphin in a bathtub?
Would boris johnson make a better boris Johnson than boris johnson
I met Noel Fielding in a pub once and was just as much of an insufferable twat as you would imagine he would be in real life. He kept shouting "the milky bars are on me!" While strangling an otter.
Did you get to meet one of the 14-year-old groupies he liked to frick while hanging with Brand?
amstell literally never recovered
Is he portraying george floyd?
I remember liking this, but it was 11 years ago
forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4mH6E0hMbI
further proof that standup comedy routines get worse over time (it wasn't great to begin with - i couldn't get past the opening about being le sad and using two sinks) whereas their unscripted work i.e. amstell on buzzwieners ages like fine wine
I'm rewatching it because I'm bored, but yes. It's not the same type of funny as the eternal Buzzwieners banter clips.
The real time Buzzwieners banter not only gives the instant laughs, but is a sort of "town square" of late 00s BBC legitimacy. To contrast, would this be as funny if these moments happened in some closed of podcast studio? Not as much.
It's actually incredible that Amstell - a wimpy-looking, shrill homosexual ~~*neurotic*~~ - was so good at bantering, he's probably the only panel show host I'd consider alongside Angus Deayton and Mark Lamarr.
I think Amstel’s beta looking appearance is what made it so brutal to get roasted by him. People felt like they were getting clowned on by a dork, which made them feel even stupider and more embarrassed. If the host was some big alpha male type, I bet you’d have had less people seething.
idk
amstell destroyed his whole lolsorandum shtick in a few sentences
I don't think I'd survive a bantering by Simon Amstell tbh
You mean you don't think Simon Amstell would survive the bantering.
watch how he feels about himself, and you may feel differently.
i liked him until i found out he's a gay israelite
Yep, Reddlt: The religion and Reddlt: The sexuality.
I thought he was ourguy
could you not tell?
he hasn't learned his Early Life 6th sense yet
He's not particularly clever or anything, he just looks at guests with a smug face and says something to the effect of "a bit schewpid dahling"
looks so british
Musicians are legit moronic
What was Amstell’s best joke? Don’t mention the Courtney Love one
Amstell was based for shitting on musicians, their vapid biographies and their "cool" personas
>ruins your panel show
He's great
>the enclave actually only exists theoretically as part of international law
>brilliant, everything you just said was completely wrong
The bread bit is also great
>Oh! We're meant to live to 120 but we barely make 80 because we've been eating all this poisonous bread
how so? when he's not doing to rehearsed rant thing, he's pretty funny. Though to be fair, the rants are his schtick.
Wow what kind of intense badass music did this Preston guy make?
Oh...
Reminds me of this LMAO
Shitposter against shitposter, what a duel
>AHHH THE FRENCH, I LIKE THEIR SMELLY wienerS
American here. When I watch so called Bri*ish "huumor" I lose focus and my mind naturally drifts to the crotch area. I so I can say this with confidence: you are lacking.
>I lose focus and my mind naturally drifts to the crotch area
AMERICAN MAN CRAVES BBC (BIG BRITISH wiener).
It's natural, don't worry. Unfortunately you will never become immune to to this.
Do you like Buzzwieners? The early seasons were a little too cringe for my taste, but when Simon Amstell hosted it really came into its own, commercially and artistically.
It should've been called Mission Impossibler
twat
Agreed
This guy is horrible with a reddit fanbase
Cucked by Mr Bean, also...
>Acaster dated the English comedian Louise Ford until 2013; she subsequently began dating Rowan Atkinson.
>Acaster told BBC News that he did not label anxiety and depression as such when he was younger, or recognise his anxiety in an earlier relationship. His first therapy session was in 2013.
Mr Bean sent this b***h into therapy too
I'll be honest I'd become a wreck too if I found out my girlfriend met a 60-year old who's always been known for looking goofy at her job and then ran off to have his kid rather than stay with me. It's completely natural to have something like that shatter your world view. If my girlfriend left me for the guy who plays Thor I wouldn't be happy but it'd be understandable. But if she left me for Steve Buschemi? Then I'd get worried about myself.
Rowan Atkinson is megarich brit comedy royalty, though. idk if I'd even be mad.
And Steve Buschemi is a rich well-known actor. He's still old enough to be her dad and looks goofy as frick instead of being one of those old people who still great for their age like Brad Pitt. Basically the only way it doesn't hurt your trust in women or your own ego is if you trust in the idea that she always just wanted a man who makes her laugh, no matter his looks or money, and Atkinson is a better comedian than you. No shame in that. Otherwise you were with someone who was only after money without you realising it, making you doubt whether you can read other people's motivations, or you're so fricking awful that women would rather have kids with a grandpa than with you.
hey dumbass, if Steve Buscemi is so old why is he still at high school?
You know Atkinson is absurdly wealthy right?
He probably mas more money that many countries do.
Women care most about money and status and Atkinson is one of the most famous people to ever live in the last century.
You do know how to read right?
It has to be said: BEAN'D
>It's completely natural to have something like that shatter your world view.
Did it change his worldview whatsoever?
Can’t stand this spacker. Just another case of fame going to somebody’s head and turning them into an insufferable wienersucker who think they’re right about everything
forever lumped with pic related as being the unfunniest homosexuals alive
Imagine getting filtered by Ayoade's shtick.
Simon is a pedo. He went out with a 18 year old when he was 30.
>18
>pedo
u avin a fukin larf m7+1
>yank enters thread
>starts sperging about wieners and geography
>proving they cannot handle the bants
To be fair, there's a few yanks in here not being spastics. Lets not lump them all in together.
Anybody got the "American man working in England sues his colleagues for too much banter" image?
I can't post images because I make jannies seethe
a nudge too far
I just looked this up for the first time, and found it's from a satire site like the onion. I'm so disappointed.
The worst is when you have a counter-zinger but the person is genuinely too stupid to understand it
Christ I've worked with some real dumb shits
oh yeah? that's just what you think
>lol americans can't handle the bants
UH ACTUALLY WE CAN HANDLE THE BANTS SEE HOW LITTLE SEETHING I'M DOING THE BANTS ARE HECKING TOXIC
>lmao americans realy can't handle the bants
they do it every time, any thread
easiest nation to mind control
I miss Buzzwieners, it was at its best when Mark Lamar was still presenting and Phil ad Bill were captains.
neither phil or bill are funny in the slightest. Phil was somehow anti-funny. He sucked comedy out of the room. Fat c**t
Bill Bailey is fantastic.
note that you didnt describe him as "funny'. Says everything you need to know really.
Don't reply to me ever again
alright i wont.
I hate this homosexual and I look forward with great anticipation to his inevitable getting metoo'd.
t. not Simon Amstell
kino seethe-thread
Amstell destroyed him so badly both of their comedy careers ended after this.
the danny tourette episode AnsTice
ima rat ima rat ima rat ima rat
Is that Richmond from The IT Crowd?
four
look at her breasts
Really? Because he looked pretty triggered when Simon prety much called out his entire act.
This is an extremely lazy comeback than only proves your opponent right, basically >u mad