pearls before swine

>first car meet
>take my rare and very clean 1980s european sports coupe
>everyone only cares about the late model mustangs, a camaro with a wrap and a couple s2000s that you could see literally every day in a walmart parking lot

(it's a nice saab c900 spg if you're wondering)

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >talking to people in real life
    ngmi

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nice saab story

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Carlos!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >buys obscure shitmobile from 40 years ago
      >upset when no one else knows or cares what it is
      I swear, you fricks are worse than DA and DA hipsters. If you want people to gawk over the rarity of something you own, stick to magic cards or something.

      Audibly kek'd.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >frogposter
      >insufferable hipster
      >planet-sized ego over a vintage shitbox
      doesnt get funnier than that

      nvm spbp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This fricker right here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tranime

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would have spent extra time looking at your Saab anon. I would have let you drive one of my 124s for an opportunity to drive your 900. Probably my favorite looking Saab and Saab is really interesting to me.

      kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP DESTROYED

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to punch you in the face right fricking now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Put me in the screencap

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      put me in the screencap

      >tfw OP's car is just a boring ass econobox that doesn't even look cool and is just a shitty turbo boosted hatchback from 1979-1993

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        same essence

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd probably walk past and just go "oh thats kinda neat" and move on to talk to the actually interesting cars

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PUT ME IN THE CAP.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post Saab

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a nice saab
    I cringed

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    last car show i attended best in show went to a brand new fricking Kia that had some pimp my ride tier bolt ons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not even trying to say my saab was the best thing there, there were some cool air-cooled 911s (played out, i know) and a few other actually interesting cars, it was just a little disappointing to see that the npc normie stuff was getting all the gawkers and subsequent social media posts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're gonna get that shit. Local shows or giant shows, like Carlisle, there are going to be a lot of "bolt-on specials", trailer queens and ugly motherfricking vehicles, that should be run through a crusher. Just find other people that built interesting shit and talk to them.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why isn’t my niche car getting swarmed with attention
    it doesn’t look great.
    >why are these normies gawking over common muscle cars
    they sound great. plus there’s special variants of them that make them all the more fun to drive and more “unique” than meets the eye. perhaps they recognize the special badging and you don’t. your car is better suited for reddit, and not the general populace that attends car meets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all modern chargermustangcamaro cars look identicle
      LE WOW, HE'S GOT THE KITTY TIGER LION BADGE ON THE SIDE
      HOLY HECK, HE'S GOT A SPOILER AND SOME BOLT-ON SIDE FLARES

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        post the 0-60 of your copemobile
        let me guess, 12 seconds?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >paying >$100,000 for a badge and some factory mods
          >paying <$10,000 to slap some parts on an FBM shitbox and mog Le superfast hellcatgtsiscatpack

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why is your car missing 4 cylinders?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pigfat

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            cars with more than 100hp tend to weigh more than 2000lbs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        except they don’t? what kind of eurocope is this?
        >inb4 the latest heckin mustang looks like a cum arrow
        yeah. they’re also almost completely nonexistent on american roads. come back when you grow up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Your car is physically unable to do a burnout and now you're copeposting about it.

          post the 0-60 of your copemobile
          let me guess, 12 seconds?

          >copeposting
          Jamal/dayquan/yondarius, you don't have to keep defending your poor financial decisions and just admit you don't know how to wrench.
          Its okay, we can help you learn.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Johannson, nobody likes your trollmobile. Your "remove before flight" keychain is gay as frick by the way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >paying >$100,000 for a badge and some factory mods
        >paying <$10,000 to slap some parts on an FBM shitbox and mog Le superfast hellcatgtsiscatpack

        Your car is physically unable to do a burnout and now you're copeposting about it.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shitbox
    >shitbox, yuropoor

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    first mod I'd recommend is upgrading your outlook on life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      first outlook mod, then a haircut for more horsepower

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anon brings a moronic shitbox that only he cares about
    >complains as others like different cars
    Anon you got garbage

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sorry no one gave a shit about your stupid homosexual euro box, OP

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry you have to deal with tasteless homosexuals ITT, the competency crisis has hit DA as a whole.

    Try a cars and coffee next time.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No pic of car?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's too clapped out to take a photo of

  13. 1 month ago
    Greased Geese

    i dont like car shows, the only one I like is cruisn the coast because you actually dont get out and converse with normalgays you just rip up and down the beach all day.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >going to a car meet with the sole intention of seeking attention
    >going to car meets in general
    you're a massive homosexual

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, I would have liked your car over all the gaystangs and cumaros. Clean older cars are always a pleasure especially if you kept it all oem. Can you post it?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kek you're genuinely surprised nobody cares about your 80s eurotrash? I'm actually laughing out loud at how ridiculous that is OP

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >saab
    There's the issue

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t live life with a chip on your shoulder, take this in stride, you can’t impress everyone

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it's not 90s Japanese it's pretty much trash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Especially if it's a saab

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice weird looking Corolla you got there, Anon

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >saab c900 spg
    it's cool but in a very autistic way.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >boohoo no one cares about my gay european back-to-front up-side-down chain drive longitudinal front engine cuck wheel drive gaymobile

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares about some ugly front wheel drive saab
    If you want attention go to some hipster thrift market

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why do people care about cars that aren't slow econoboxes
    i dunno, people love cool cars

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >calls other people normies
    >NEEDS to be recognized as interesting or quirky or else his feefees get flustered

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a nice saab c900 spg if you're wondering
    No, I don't care. Can you tell us more about the Mustangs though? And what wrap was on the the Camaro? Those sound cool.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It had a pickle rick wrap

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i drive an old VW the only people that approach it are girls that think its cute cause smol n quirky or older dudes that are mega nerds and gush over the weekend obscure facts about it how its semi-rare. If i wanted clout i would get a mustang or s13
    t. 2 door golf 5 cylinder

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every car meet I go to everyone talks to me more than the Ferrari and Lambo owners

    I think you're definitely in the wrong space if people aren't appreciating an spg

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does his Saab even have a turbo gauge

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "The Saab 900 is a front-engine, front-wheel-drive mid-size car with a longitudinally mounted, 45-degree canted, inline four-cylinder engine, double wishbone front suspension and beam-axle rear suspension. It was originally introduced on 12 May 1978, for the 1979 model year.[1] Sales commenced in the fall of 1978.[2]"

    It's literally just a econobox with a funny mounted engine and shitty chain driven gearbox.
    It doesn't even have an V6 or V8

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >saab

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SAAB 900s are ugly clown cars, SPG or not.
    Now the 9000, that's sexy.
    Not saying a clown car has to be ugly, but the SAAB 900 is. Pic related is a good looking clown car.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get obscure unloved euro shitbox to stroke sense of self superiority
    >get bitter and angry that people don't have the same taste as you do

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