>purposely park inconveniently far away because it's cheaper than dent repair

>purposely park inconveniently far away because it's cheaper than dent repair
>NPCs still insist on parking next to me

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure which pile of shit is yours and I dont care. You dont need to park either one of those cars away from others.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I do need park my car away from others so the others stupid family kids dont open car door too much, hitting my car. Alternatively some newbie moron reverse and turn with their car accidentally hitting my car.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        well that's what happens to cars in parking lots. You knew that didn't you?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I know and thats the reason why I have been parking my present car away from others for few years now. My previous car was hit by other car at parking lot and that collision left a minor dent, never found who did it.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some people like order.
    10 cars spread out across a 100 capacity car park is chaos, 10 cars lined up next to each other and 90% of a car park free and open is order, some people naturally gravitate towards the latter.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt lie in wait, hidden out of sight inside the car for the moment someone does this and then instantly start the car and move to another spot
      ngmi

      fricking kek

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt lie in wait, hidden out of sight inside the car for the moment someone does this and then instantly start the car and move to another spot
        this is autistic as frick
        >t. I always do this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that was the joke
          personally ive never had to deal with this whole thing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >my sides
      Every single time a post like this comes up I just convince myself it's this lunatic because it immediately makes the post 100x funnier. I'm stealing your image because I lost my old one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One thing I learnt from that thread: BMW owners are potential psychopaths and never trust one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      one image tells a millon (schizo) words.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a bmw office worker made a thread and was seething about another bmw parked near him whilst he was parked far away from others. everyone else understood that the other bmw was also showing pride in his wheels by parking next to a fellow owner, only for the OP to sperg out for 150 posts about why that's le bad

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    NPC bimmertards always like staying close to other vehicles to show off

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >inconveniently far away
    >less than 5 spaces away from premium "reserved" spots
    either there are multiple businesses in this strip and you're just being a homosexual, or you have no idea what the word inconvenient means, and are still a homosexual

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do this on purpose to frick with morons like you. your shitbox isn't special and doesn't need to be separate from everyone else.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >> your shitbox isn't special and doesn't need to be separate from everyone else.

      She thought to herself before swinging open the door of her clapped out Chevy suburban into your Land Rover, and wedging a shopping cart in between the two to load her bags of pizza rolls and Doritos, while her halfrican grandchildren mill about.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Larping homosexual or a Black person.

      Why are you all homosexuals acting like you disagree with OP ?

      It's DA so the newhomosexuals think you have to be an edgy contrarian on every subject.

      https://i.imgur.com/Nmst74w.jpg

      >purposely park inconveniently far away because it's cheaper than dent repair
      >NPCs still insist on parking next to me

      I get pissed when people do this. Especially if I park super far away and they are driving some shitbox. Just why? I don't mind if it's a nice car because people with nice things usually respect other nice things. It's the fatass c**t in the 2010 crv that makes me seethe

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I drove a Buick Regal to work I always parked far away, but an older Saab hatchback would be right beside me every time I left. I never got to meet the owner, but it was a cool car to see every day I left.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      an old Volvo (80s? 90s?) parks by my audi a4 b6 at work too. it's kind of cute bc we're both older but still stylish cars.
      I did get to see the owner though, he's a younger man like myself

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >parking spaces? I'll take two thanks.
    this means people legally have to give you room btw

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you all homosexuals acting like you disagree with OP ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because for OP being 6 away from reserved parking is "far away"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair it is an empty lot. At least just leave a single space between when you can. It's like choosing to take the center urinal while some one is using one of the sides.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      im mostly laughing at op for thinking he's the main character as he drives a basic bmw

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I see another BMW I park my BMW next to it.
    I must be with my tribe.
    In the refined and sophisticated tribe of the BMW chads, door dings are non-existent because in order to ding someone else, would mean damaging your BMW in the process.
    The BMW chads are a high trust tribe and we have nice things that we strive to preserve.

    This why I will always park my European car with other European cars.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hail brother. us eurochads need to stick together to keep our kind safe. audi gang represent

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you dont need a door to ding ya, a heel kick works too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having to park next to an American car, or even worse, a Nissan.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >we have nice things
      Let me stop you right there, these things are rentals. All of them, unless you have the v8 m3, e45 or e36 m. Even those are rentals but they're actually somewhat legendary rentals. Good luck with the sale.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mashallah. BMW world's best. First class. Best in class. Better than Bentley.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mind if I squeeze in next to ya?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of shitty drivers can't park straight without having a car for reference next to them. Checking the lines in their mirrors is beyond them.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is your car park carpeted?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's because normies, especially in high riding crossovers, can't easily see the lines as they're parking and want another car to help them line up.
    What I do to prevent door dings is try to park in between cars oriented so their drivers' doors both open away from my car and won't give me door dings. Like picrel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've thought about this, but consider the following: drivers doors are opened by the driver, who usually care at least somewhat about their own vehicle. Passenger doors are operated by friends and children who don't care and are moronic. My own friends have opened my passenger door into other cars whereas I would never do such a thing with the driver's door. And if there's a child involved, forget about it, he's going to smash your car as hard as he can on purpose

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Good points. It's what I do at work, where everyone drives only themself and the garage fills up. At stores where children will be, I try to find spots far away or get creative parking at the end of a row.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >My own friends have opened my passenger door into other cars whereas I would never do such a thing
        i remember when i got my new-to-me lexus paint corrected and the first thing my friend did after admiring it was bonk that shit into a crossover and nick some paint off
        i got him back with his own car and a gas pump but its not like he cares

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i do that sometimes if its a nice car just to frick with them especially a tesla

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had my door dinged before. I don't think it's common enough to worry

    I have dinged someone's ride tho. It was during a major storm with 90 mph winds and as soon as I open to get out my door almost blew off its hinges. Shitload of hail too. Not a good day, but a good cover excuse to blame it on hail

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My wife does this, and I assume everyone does as well for the same reason: they can't park straight, so they use the car next to them to line up. Park a bit crooked next time and I'll bet the car next to you will be just as crooked.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I purposely parked my car to close to a lifted diesel larper today. He left it idling while he was in the liquor store. I was pretty sure he had to climb in the passenger side to drive away. I only do this because I honestly don't care what happens to my shit box

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >McDonald's struts on all 4 corners on both cars
    Which one is the NPC I don't get it

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ive been driving for 18 years and never had anything happen to my car in a parking lot, where are these barbaric places you all come from

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >see someone parking far away because they care about their car and will be careful opening their doors
    >park next to them because i care too, and know that my car wont be dented, and i won't dent theirs

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if im going to be less than twenty minutes in the store, ill just park in the handicapped spots and i really dont give a frick what anybody thinks about it lol

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NPCs still insist on parking next to me
    They reduce their chance of door dings that way. You're nicely parked, so by parking next to your properly parked car, they have eliminated 50% of the chances a door dinger will park next to them.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The roof looks like retro game water texture

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only park next to people with the same brand, otherwise I'll park really far away I dont give a frick. also if there is ever a zipper merge, ill only ever let other same brand cars merge infront of me, otherwise they can get fricked

    other muscle cars like the mustang or camaro get a pass, but only if they are the v8

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >being loyal to a corporation
      Post nose

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I own a gas guzzling muscle car, guns, crossbows, chickens in my backyard, my whole family eats together at christmas and thanksgiving and you think im israeli? lol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not necessarily. I thought you were either israeli or brainwashed by them. Seems it may be the latter considering the corporation I'm thinking you're loyal to

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes i do this to people on purpose. your pos base spec bmw isnt some an ultimate driving machine that needs to be babied, its a tool

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wow I didnt know this made people seethe so much. I think I will start doing that.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't back into parking spot.
    >Calls others NPCs.
    Maybe next year you will be a real boi.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I carry four large traffic cones and caution tape in my trunk. When I park away from people I put the cones together in each spot and wrap caution tape around them works every time.

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