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Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Op rekt just go home and cry yourself to sleep

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I already was, but I didn't need you to double down on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >phone poster from the Central time zone

      Why even live?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Found this looking for a car for gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking sick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You will NEVER be a truck

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a channel in my datamining troony botnet server just for this purpose. Unfortunately, a lot of them were just linked instead of screenshotted and are thusly long dead. The images are usually the good part anyways though, and some of them have survived.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If this was FWD it would be based and a fricking trail beast.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats way too cheap for a classic mercedes benz.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. trying to sell a clapped out 240D that has been ruined with vegetable oil and no maintenance

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy sounds cool and based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This dude fricks

        Only downside is having to physically enter Oklahoma to get it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LOLMAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's up Okie anon? where you at?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy frickin rules
      Real talk, funny ad listings like this are the BEST way to sell a shitbox. I wrote something similar when selling my Dakota and had 30+ messages by the next morning. A little humor goes a long, long way

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah 30 messages of people wasting your time, why do you think thats somehow a good thing?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nope only a few messaged me to say nothing more than "lol funny ad", maybe 3 or 4 in total. The rest were nothing but offers. Had the truck sold for $1200 despite not being worth its weight in steel
          >why do you think that's somehow a good thing
          Because that's how selling garbage efficiently works you actual tard lmao stay poor

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/perenjori/cars-vans-utes/1990-ford-f150-4x4-5-8-litre-efi/1296434643

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Bruce

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nou

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dude in the background has no legs

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sure she's got some miles on her but I bet she's still good for a spin around the block.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"OK just buy this for $50k so I can get a Tesla!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can hear the nagging through this picture.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice slampig.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God damn i remember cumming to this pic in the last thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the architect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >baby seat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope that bareback screw was worth selling his 'vette and getting a minivan.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bareback
        >baby
        uh anon, I don't think you understand the full meaning of that word

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm probably out of date. "Barebacking" used to be screwing without protection and rolling the dice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, what a fricking sexy fat woman.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Found this gem yesterday

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1958 Chevy s10

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Slight body damage

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Peugeot 206 with Prelude H22A

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The BIEDEN car

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would buy

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate phoBlack folk so fricking much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I bet this dude has an android …he could look like Tom cruise but as soon as any women sees anything that’s not an iPhone there pussy dries right the f up

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I noticed that there's lots of listings using screenshots from forza or gta. What's their goal?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You turn up with 34k and Black folk mug you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Video game render
      >Isn't even the correct gen GT-R either

      Nice

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >free
    You already know they put that in order to negotiate and not scare people with high prices

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