>Sees lifted truck
>Immediately thinks about the owner's penis
why is reddit like this?
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>Sees lifted truck. >Immediately thinks about the owner's penis
>Sees lifted truck
>Immediately thinks about the owner's penis
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>be small penis owner
>decide to advertise that you have a small penis
>"Why is everyone thinking about my small penis?"
Truck Derangement Syndrome
Aren't you like 140lbs?
>Aren’t you like 140lbs?
Yes and I’m skinny fat
kek fricking manlet
Manlets aren't normal nor people
i'm 6'2" 200 lbs.
140lbs is pretty normal for a lot of people. Are you stupid or anorexic?
>Truck Derangement Syndrome
Lmao I'm using this! Perfect name for lifted truck owners.
kys moron
TDS = Tiny Dick Syndrome
poorgays seething
Whenever I see a lifted truck, I automatically think the driver is a manlet
In my experience that is more often than not accurate.
Intelligent men ridicule lifted pickups because they’re far less utilitarian than stock height pickups. The high bed height makes it more difficult to do actual work, like load/unload materials, dirbikes/quads, etc. Lifts ruin driving dynamics as well.
The low IQ and the unfrickables (the childless) can’t seem to get enough of them for some reason
If a two door sports car doesn't have to be utilitarian, why does a truck need to be
Sport cars have increased performance
Lifted pickups have reduced performance
lifted trucks have increased performance moronic triptroony
Bouncing off rocks isn’t performance, Cletus
I bet there nothing in the box either, aside from perhaps a pointlessly large tire and an empty McDonald’s bag
Driving around cones isn't performance, troony
Driving around them is, driving over them is not.
And wheremst do you get this false idea that I’m a trans? This entire board knows a straight white male, over 6’ with a gorgeous 7” peen. Are you jealous that you will never taste it? It’s really beginning to look that way
get the frick out of here homosexual
you are nameless and faceless
you are anon
Check out the jealousy on this guy LMAO
You will never be famous like me
The entire board knows you're a heroin addict
moronic triptroonyBlack person
because it's a truck?
are you moronic or just pretending to be to bait for le funi responses?
>actually guys, intelligent people like the thing that i like
because lifted trucks on tyres with no sidewalls are poser/loser as frick.
>Immediately thinks about the owner's penis
Nah that's just you OP. I back off since I don't want another rock chip to fix because some butthole has ten inches of tire poke.
>be OP
>make a thread and mention penises
why is every OP a homosexual?
Remember that anti truck rhetoric is anti white propaganda. Oh he must have a small dick. Oh he must be short. Oh he must be a stupid poor white redneck compensating King of the trailer park yada yada. These people will never say this about a donked Escalade. They will never say this about a slammed Silverado with 8 boat speakers in the bed. It's such a coincidence that all the talk of ruined practicality magically goes out the window whenever these trucks are the subject. It's only lifted diesel pickups. Because lifted diesel trucks are driven 99% by white conservative males.
You compare yourself to Black folk in donked Escalades, hispanics on slammed Silverados and you think you can consider yourself white. You are scum, you see people pointing your trashy taste and you immediately see yourself as the victim, like the cultural Black person that you are. The fact that people like you are considered "white" is anti white propaganda, die in a gutter white Black person
oh heaven forbid a truck with modified suspension and aftermarket wheels and tires ever be compared to a... truck with modified suspension and aftermarket wheels and tires
>white
What a funny muttgroid cope. If you can't trace your lineage to a West European country, don't even bother with this "white" nonsense. You're nothing more than a Black person with a pale enough skin tone from Slav additives.
It's in the name moron
>sports car is made for enjoyment
>truck is a utility vehicle made for doing work
They don't understand fun if it doesn't' come in a cardboard box
No one else drives one of these besides dickless angry manlets, it's like asking why people automatically associate Black folk to Nissans
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
why are they thinking about his glizzy, are they bottoms or smthng????? I'm thinkgkin bout that bussy knowwhutimsayin????
Because that's all women think about, it all eventually is about sex to them. Peak feminized reddit.
Never cared for that tire and wheel combination. Trucks are supposed to have meaty side walls. This way you can air way down and get a great contact patch without worry of the rim of the wheel hitting a rock.
Are you using an 8000lb diesel pickup to go rock climbing?
Not that particular one it seems.
Everything has to be utilitarian and low test in my commie power tripping fantasy bro? Have something cool? LMAO you are compensating you should drive an anemic shitbox. Have more than 800 sq ft? LMAO you don't need it you should do the *right* thing and go live in the pod. Enjoy red meat? You will eat ze bugs. Like women? LMAO you will suck the feminine penis
I think about dicks all the time, no truck needed. I think about dicks so much I bought multiple silicone dicks to keep in my bedroom and shower, some even have cool little suction cups.
What's your point? And why are you specifically thinking about dicks only when stimulated by a large truck, is this some sort of paraphilia I'm not aware of?
trucks are part of gender affirming care, so it's natural to think there's something wrong with the driver