>Sees lifted truck. >Immediately thinks about the owner's penis

>Sees lifted truck
>Immediately thinks about the owner's penis

why is reddit like this?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be small penis owner
    >decide to advertise that you have a small penis
    >"Why is everyone thinking about my small penis?"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Truck Derangement Syndrome

      Whenever I see a lifted truck, I automatically think the driver is a manlet

      Aren't you like 140lbs?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Aren’t you like 140lbs?
        Yes and I’m skinny fat

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          kek fricking manlet

          140lbs is pretty normal for a lot of people. Are you stupid or anorexic?

          Manlets aren't normal nor people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i'm 6'2" 200 lbs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        140lbs is pretty normal for a lot of people. Are you stupid or anorexic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Truck Derangement Syndrome
        Lmao I'm using this! Perfect name for lifted truck owners.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          kys moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            TDS = Tiny Dick Syndrome

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No one else drives one of these besides dickless angry manlets, it's like asking why people automatically associate Black folk to Nissans

            >white
            What a funny muttgroid cope. If you can't trace your lineage to a West European country, don't even bother with this "white" nonsense. You're nothing more than a Black person with a pale enough skin tone from Slav additives.
            [...]
            It's in the name moron
            >sports car is made for enjoyment
            >truck is a utility vehicle made for doing work

            trucks are part of gender affirming care, so it's natural to think there's something wrong with the driver

            poorgays seething

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I see a lifted truck, I automatically think the driver is a manlet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In my experience that is more often than not accurate.

  3. 1 month ago
    p

    Intelligent men ridicule lifted pickups because they’re far less utilitarian than stock height pickups. The high bed height makes it more difficult to do actual work, like load/unload materials, dirbikes/quads, etc. Lifts ruin driving dynamics as well.
    The low IQ and the unfrickables (the childless) can’t seem to get enough of them for some reason

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If a two door sports car doesn't have to be utilitarian, why does a truck need to be

      • 1 month ago
        p

        https://i.imgur.com/JlgVTLU.png

        >actually guys, intelligent people like the thing that i like

        Sport cars have increased performance
        Lifted pickups have reduced performance

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lifted trucks have increased performance moronic triptroony

          • 1 month ago
            p

            Bouncing off rocks isn’t performance, Cletus
            I bet there nothing in the box either, aside from perhaps a pointlessly large tire and an empty McDonald’s bag

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Driving around cones isn't performance, troony

          • 1 month ago
            p

            Driving around them is, driving over them is not.
            And wheremst do you get this false idea that I’m a trans? This entire board knows a straight white male, over 6’ with a gorgeous 7” peen. Are you jealous that you will never taste it? It’s really beginning to look that way

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            get the frick out of here homosexual
            you are nameless and faceless
            you are anon

          • 1 month ago
            p

            Check out the jealousy on this guy LMAO
            You will never be famous like me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The entire board knows you're a heroin addict

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            moronic triptroonyBlack person

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because it's a truck?
        are you moronic or just pretending to be to bait for le funi responses?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >actually guys, intelligent people like the thing that i like

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because lifted trucks on tyres with no sidewalls are poser/loser as frick.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Immediately thinks about the owner's penis
    Nah that's just you OP. I back off since I don't want another rock chip to fix because some butthole has ten inches of tire poke.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be OP
    >make a thread and mention penises
    why is every OP a homosexual?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that anti truck rhetoric is anti white propaganda. Oh he must have a small dick. Oh he must be short. Oh he must be a stupid poor white redneck compensating King of the trailer park yada yada. These people will never say this about a donked Escalade. They will never say this about a slammed Silverado with 8 boat speakers in the bed. It's such a coincidence that all the talk of ruined practicality magically goes out the window whenever these trucks are the subject. It's only lifted diesel pickups. Because lifted diesel trucks are driven 99% by white conservative males.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You compare yourself to Black folk in donked Escalades, hispanics on slammed Silverados and you think you can consider yourself white. You are scum, you see people pointing your trashy taste and you immediately see yourself as the victim, like the cultural Black person that you are. The fact that people like you are considered "white" is anti white propaganda, die in a gutter white Black person

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh heaven forbid a truck with modified suspension and aftermarket wheels and tires ever be compared to a... truck with modified suspension and aftermarket wheels and tires

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >white
      What a funny muttgroid cope. If you can't trace your lineage to a West European country, don't even bother with this "white" nonsense. You're nothing more than a Black person with a pale enough skin tone from Slav additives.

      If a two door sports car doesn't have to be utilitarian, why does a truck need to be

      It's in the name moron
      >sports car is made for enjoyment
      >truck is a utility vehicle made for doing work

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They don't understand fun if it doesn't' come in a cardboard box

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one else drives one of these besides dickless angry manlets, it's like asking why people automatically associate Black folk to Nissans

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why are they thinking about his glizzy, are they bottoms or smthng????? I'm thinkgkin bout that bussy knowwhutimsayin????

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because that's all women think about, it all eventually is about sex to them. Peak feminized reddit.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never cared for that tire and wheel combination. Trucks are supposed to have meaty side walls. This way you can air way down and get a great contact patch without worry of the rim of the wheel hitting a rock.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you using an 8000lb diesel pickup to go rock climbing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not that particular one it seems.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything has to be utilitarian and low test in my commie power tripping fantasy bro? Have something cool? LMAO you are compensating you should drive an anemic shitbox. Have more than 800 sq ft? LMAO you don't need it you should do the *right* thing and go live in the pod. Enjoy red meat? You will eat ze bugs. Like women? LMAO you will suck the feminine penis

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think about dicks all the time, no truck needed. I think about dicks so much I bought multiple silicone dicks to keep in my bedroom and shower, some even have cool little suction cups.

    What's your point? And why are you specifically thinking about dicks only when stimulated by a large truck, is this some sort of paraphilia I'm not aware of?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    trucks are part of gender affirming care, so it's natural to think there's something wrong with the driver

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