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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sell your women into slavery.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy getting sweaty at every place you have to go to.
    >inb4 YOU LACK LE CARDIO
    I can ride my bike just fine and I don't get tired, but you literally can't control when you sweat. It fricking sucks if you are not using it for exercise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't control when you sweat
      Have you tried not being a fat frick? If your body temperature wasn't so naturally high you wouldn't be sweating from some light exercise.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Have you tried not being a fat frick?
        NTA but I have pretty much completely stopped sweating after I stopped being a fat frick.
        Its actually a bit concerning that Im not sweating almost at all, no matter what I do, unless I have way too many layers on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OK fatoid. Go be fat somewhere else.

        I am a redhead living on the Mediterranean coast. Gargle my sweatty orange haired balls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Blame your potato ancestors for leaving their island.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I do blame them, I will also not use a bicycle to commute.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Same. Not a redhead but I live in a Mediterranean city (hills everywhere, also hot). I'm 64kg and into cardio but I will not cycle to work sorry

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It would take me 2 hours on a bike going as fast as I can to get to the closest store.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Was suppose to reply to OP

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wait is your body temperature being naturally high a sign of being a fat? I always "run hot" but my body fat % never climbs above 15.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OK fatoid. Go be fat somewhere else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's genetic, I hardly sweat at all which sucks in its own way because my sweat salts are extra concentrated and I get bad body odor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao fatass detected.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        can confirm. deodorant is enough if you go at 16kmh/10mph pace.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're moving way too slowly if sweat is on your skin, chubbo.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >rains
    >steals your bike
    imagine being at the mercy of nature and animals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being scared of rain lol
      Its just water bro, are you made of cotton candy or something

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he got shot because he's a biker.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im 32 and my bike is my main form of transportation. ill use it together with the subway and/or carpooling with someone. such is the life of a pathetic autist who's never even owned a car or driven one on his own. pathetic.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i crashed mine and got an electric scooter instead. the amount of money i have saved just from not paying insurance and paying gas has been close to 6 thousand in the last 8 months. it's nice how much extra money i have to do shit now. if i ever need a car i can literally rent one for like a hundred bucks with gas and full coverage insurance included and not worry about a single thing. way cheaper in the long run for me.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, but I’ll keep driving in the bike lane and checking you into curbs.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    burn hexagram flag

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn is that what Flea looks like now?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what are those injuries from?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But I like it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy soul

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, what is superior form of cardio? Stationary bike or rooning?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean by superior? Stationary bike is more of "pure cardio" with less stress on the joints and body overall and that could be good for some

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which one brings more health benefits?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >need to get groceries
    >need to go to the hardware store
    >need to pick up stuff from the lawn and garden store
    >etc

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am offering $20 to sniff that seat. WYD?

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