Tesla Cybertrucks have 100% acceleration built in.

Tesla Cybertrucks have 100% acceleration built in.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, i can’t wait until supply saturates demand and tesla stock price collapses when people realize only a few thousand tech bros want their moron mobile.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cubertruck is just one product.
      Tesla is still the best selling EV.
      The truck was just an ego trip for musk.
      They'll be discontinued.
      The shitty production models will rust away (lol @ 300 series "stanlinless steel).
      But the prototype musl drives will be on the road, running red lights while packed full of Hollywood starlets on the way to the club.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >But the prototype musl drives will be on the road, running red lights while packed full of Hollywood starlets on the way to the club.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, there's actually video of Musk in the prototype, running a red-light with hos in the back on his way to the club on a Saturday night in L.A.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You guys said the cybertruck would never come out. Now you're saying it will be discontinued, despite having millions of backorders. Kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who is this according to, Tesla's official twitter?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you're talking about the vehicle that Musk announced 4 years ago that has a 6.5' bed, 500 miles ran, can carry 3,500 pounds of cargo and tow 14,000 pounds, with a starting price of $39,900, then you are right: It never came out.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            *range

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You been living under a rock?

            Who is this according to, Tesla's official twitter?

            Nobody cares about your head canon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So thats a yes, isnt it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 weeks

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to recall or buyback all of these 2024 models

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >floor mats at fault again

    yeah lets' blame tesla just like toyota and their acceleration lmao

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly am I looking at in this pic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The metal pad (the shiny part) on top of the actual pedal mechanism can come loose, slide upwards and get caught in the fabric trim. It doesn't look like there's much holding it in place, except possibly glue.
      Tesla's blaming it on factory workers taking unauthorized shortcuts, using some sort of lube to make it easier to slide into place.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Tesla's blaming it on factory workers taking unauthorized shortcuts, using some sort of lube to make it easier to slide into place.
        The process need to be designed in such a way that the "people" performing it literally cannot mess it up, or have checks in place to verify it is done right. Passing the blame to your bottom of thr barrel employees is no excuse since you're responsible for hiring them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The process need to be designed in such a way that the "people" performing it literally cannot mess it up, or have checks in place to verify it is done right.
          According to Sandy Munro, there's a mantra when designing how the vehicle is to be assembled. It was something similar to "One eye closed and one arm tied behind my back."— the message being a vehicle should be designed in such a way that assembling it is easy and leaves as little room for mistakes as possible. It's why cars no longer use philips screws and instead use torx screws and parts that snap or clip into place.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Yo workers, we need to push 100 trucks per day through this line now, you get yelled at and lose your job if you can't keep up...

        Why are they taking these potentially dangerous shortcuts to assemble it?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the VehiCross had a higher production number than the Cybercuck

      Hahaha oh frick.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The car weighs three and a half tons.
    That's fricking terrifying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until you find out how many boomers are driving 20,000+ lb houses on wheels with a regular license because they are retired and a tour of the country's freeway system is the best way to spend their last years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The industry is slowly dying off, thankfully.
        I want the boat industry to fail too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          secondeded

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >europoor scared of a truck
        LMAO

        Neither of those accelerate like a super car.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          still faster than your punto

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >europoor scared of a truck
      LMAO

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