Tesla sales are in the toilet

Why aren't people buying Teslas anymore?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >global EV sales slowdown
    >higher interest rates
    >bad logistics from red sea attacks
    >terrorist attack at berlin

    It will be back up at the end of the year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >terrorist attack at berlin
      what?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Leftists sabotaged parts of the Tesla factory in Brandenburg

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why did they target tesla specifically?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            According to them Tesla isn't eco-friendly and social enough.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why did they target tesla specifically?

            The factory there was dumping poorly treated wastewater into their streams, and the government wouldn’t do shit about it cause it makes them a lot of money. So someone set fire to or blew up one of the electrical transmission lines to the factory, presumably to both send a message and stop the dumping of polluted water in the meantime till they get it fixed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      EV sales slowdown
      gaschads we're so back

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >we're so back

        For now.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People already have enough bullshit to keep charged and don't want their transportation device to be another.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for lazy people such as yourself

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ran out of gullible cryptobros.

  4. 1 month ago
    p

    They’re scary fast, neck-breaking performance is not everyone’s cup of tea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have been in many Teslas during Uber rides. They are never a smooth ride. Always very jumpy

      • 1 month ago
        p

        User input issue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was in a taxi lately from capital to my home town. Driver was a Black person and it was winter with snow. Every traffic stop he slams the breaks, abs goes full force, car slides and shakes. Every start slams in break and loses traction for times while accelerating.
        Some people aren't meant to drive. Especially Teslas with sensitive gas pedals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to drive a Tesla.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    interest rates are high, car prices in general are too high, people are keeping their older cars for much longer, used Teslas are crashing the sale of new Teslas, and general EV slowdown as lack of significant innovation is causing the early adopter market to dry up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek this. fat moron paycheck to paycheck debtpigs are approaching their day of reckoning.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they have finally gotten over much of their production bottlenecks and have delivered a huge amount of the backordered waiting list

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A tesla last week lurched forward under auto drive and hit and kiled a motorcyle person. The telsa actually ran over the motorcycle guy.
    I just dont like the charging time. Hybrids might be a solution, but I have a 17 year old honda, that I will keep until I die. Glad I did not give it to my niece for 10 dollars (she wanted me to pay for an inspection). I was eyeing an F150 or a ridgeline, but dropped the idea. Sometimes you get lucky with decisions you make.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, the drivers claiming it was autopilot. Totally believable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cops looked at the cellphone usage at the time of the crash; did you know that Telsa spys on you with cameras? It's trivial to sync up camera and cellphone usage. I think they arrested the driver. Never let the computer drive for you. I hate the new stuff; too many computers. We can thank Cash4Clunkers from 2009 for removing many old reliable non computer cars from the market.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Telsa spys on you with cameras
          many new cars have sensors to detect whether your eyes are on the road to check attentiveness and fatigue. It should honestly be a requirement to prevent texting while driving like rear cameras. You do have nothing to hide, right patriot?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the problem is that the 5 eyes get around privacy by asking another 5 eyes gov to do the information transfer.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a literal cyberhell interiorless goypod that makes corollas look premium
    >no option to look at speed to avoid being a road pirate paypig while also looking straight and avoiding hitting the subhumans on the road because "tech company" refuses to install 1980s HUD tech in favor of an ipad
    >premium car price for interiorless goypod
    >0 savings over gas due to charging costs
    >huge drop in utility vs a gas car
    >range drops to 0 when very cold (useless outside of commiefornia)
    >range drops to almost nothing when the car is old, requiring a 16 THOUSAND DOLLAR + battery replacement
    >0 resale value due to the above, every single one of these will not make it to 20 years old
    >full self driving meme collapsing
    >sensors nonfunctional with ice on them, see useless outside of commiefornia. no solution even planned
    i wonder fricking why?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stopped reading after the first line. It's interior is better than a BMW 3 series. Only npcs love the button AIDS that current covers most car interiors.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mister backseat I understand you do not need those poorgaycope buttons there when your slave presses the buttons for you but anyone else would benefit from having those basic buttons for basic functions instead of fatfingering the screen with hamburger grease and diet coke.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >mister backseat
          Stopped reading there. Idk what this means but it sounds like some lingo used by homosexuals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's interior
      What interior? There is no fricking interior.
      It's just a onions steering wheel and a frickhuge screen in the middle, there's nothing else.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If a car with that clean interior can do more than a button covered interior, it means all that shit was useless.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >cant avoid tickets and subhuman driving simultaneously
          inferior in core functionality to what was available in the 50s

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What are you talking about? How does the interior have anything to do with tickets?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think she’s moronic or something

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, only a moron would think a clean interior somehow leads to tickets.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A corolla's interior smeared with shit is cleaner than this goypod...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The lack of a well regulated speedometer does.
            Editorial note: well regulated means it should be able to efficiently and diligently fulfill its purpose. For example, a “well-regulated” militia would be one where the processes for activating, training, and deploying the militia in official service are efficient and orderly, and where the militia itself is capable of competently executing battlefield operations.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Their reputation got out

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No place to charge them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there's charging stations everywhere

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Tesla brand has been really suffering here in the past year or so.
    Quite a few of them were bought by hyped up people a few years ago. In many countries, new vehicles don't have to be inspected for the first few years, so they are now facing their first inspections.
    The rejection rate is 2-3x that of most other brands, or worse. One inspection center said that 20% of Model 3s failed inspection because the suspension, axles and/or brakes are fricked after a few years. The things are built like city cars, except they weigh almost twice as much and have much more violent driving characteristics, too. It shows.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man, DA really is divided on the topic of Teslas. I feel like there's no happy medium, it's like I'm either talking to an EV shill, or someone who just absolutely loathes anything non-ICE. I'm in the market for a new car and have been looking at Teslas, and it's almost impossible to get a non-bias answer regarding tesla.

      Do you have a link to that? Or know what countries they were seeing those poor numbers?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Never ever take real life advice from DA. I have gone against this site numerous times and it always works out incredibly well. If I listened to this site, I wouldn't have a degree, I wouldn't be making 160k a year, I wouldn't be married, I wouldn't own a house, and I would have a dog.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Never ever take real life advice from DA.
          >Proceeds to offer advice

          I'm confused anon...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do the opposite of what he says

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >and I would have a dog
          whats wrong with having a dog?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For my money, I'd rather have a Korean golf cart than an American golf cart. Still wouldn't consider either, but the Korean one would be less of a punishment

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >says increasing nervous ICE enthusiast for the 7th time this decade

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shalom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon tesla has had a massive reversal, Elon keeps trying to turn it into an AI company instead of a car company, and Toyota has closed a majority of the gap as far as most valuable car maker within the span of 2 years. BEV's may have a future, but it is not a one of supplanting ICE, at least not for the next few decades if this current lack of innovation is anything to go by

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elon Musk is so broke he can't even afford proper shills anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where I live, only poojeets drive Teslas. Why in God's name would I want to be anything like those stinky bobble head H1Bs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*chirp*

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The model 3 isnt eligible for 7500 tax credit anymore. I bought a model 3 last year because no dealing with stealership, no sales tax in my state, 7500 credit, 4k off price in my state.

    I got it for sub 30k. meanwhile toyota tried selling me a 2019 corolla with 60k mils for 29k before taxes and fees.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine having a non-highland tesla
      I drove one for 2 months and my god its one of the bumpiest riding pieces of shit ever

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >culture warriors

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>DA
    Chinese market is moot because of the EV price war to kill all smaler brands and consolidate the market, The western side is full of cope with antiEV propaganda since they are lagging behind china in cars,(tesla is not even as good as zeeker or neo driving assistant, and you can get a car with a cheap DJI driving assistant module that is 17k), and the Unions got bigauto by the balls.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"sales are in the toilet!!!"
    >meanwhile, the toilet:

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol cope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >deflects from Tesla (which is what the thread is about)
        >starts REEEE'ing about EVs in general
        >"slows sharply"
        >meanwhile, the "slowing"
        >still gets BTFOd (again)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >battery electric
          you know they count hybrids in that right? every toyota hybrid sold is a battery electric vehicle

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            electric
            >you know they count hybrids in that right?
            Black person didn't even read his own article and is too stupid to understand how that proves me even more right hahahahaha

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >clinging to 2023 data
          lol keep coping

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >new registrations drop 2.8%
            >the last time this happened was in 2020
            You
            >THIS MEANS TESLAS ARE DYING!!!
            Red arrows are the 2020 reference. Blue are 2023 reference. Cope harder moron

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're probably not intelligent enough to understand what i'm about to say but i'll explain it as simply as i can in hopes that you pick up some of it at least. you're still showing 2023 data in the chart, and your two blue arrows are pointing to Q2 and Q3 2023. the article posted you replied to is reporting on a 25% drop in new tesla registrations from feb 2023 to feb 2024.

            now this isn't an apples to apple comparison since your chart is quarterly sales and this is talking about monthly YoY registrations, but just to give you an idea of what it would look like, the last bar i added to your image with the green arrow to stand in for Q1 2024 is a 25% drop from the Q1 2024 bar in the same chart. let me know if you have any questions.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >muh registrations!
            Meanwhile, the graph is deliveries and in Q1 2024 Tesla delivered over 386,800 units, so your little bar is about 25% off. I know reading is tough for your folks but please do try harder.

            https://www.statista.com/statistics/502208/tesla-quarterly-vehicle-deliveries/

            Let me guess your cope:
            >muh registrations!
            Lol
            Lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Quarterly deliveries decreased by around 20.2 percent during the first quarter of 2024
            that's so weird, looks like that's never happened before? was that in the projections?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >comparing Q4 data to Q1
            >looks like that's never happened before?
            LOL this just keeps getting better

            2019 Q4: 112,000
            2020 Q1: 88,400
            >21% decrease

            2022 Q1: 310,000
            2022 Q2: 245,700
            >21% decrease

            >"heh, this time Tesla is finished"
            :clown:

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i agree, can't wait to see the Q2 figures 🙂

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >we'll build the wall!
            >we'll drain the swamp!
            >Hillary will go to prison
            >they'll find mass election fraud!
            >millions of vaccine deaths!
            >2 more weeks!
            >Tesla will go bankrupt!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tesla will tank. I'm not even going to list the reasons why.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Epically awesome reaction gif, bro!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Quarterly deliveries decreased by around 20.2 percent during the first quarter of 2024
            that's so weird, looks like that's never happened before? was that in the projections?

            Tesla will tank. I'm not even going to list the reasons why.

            Never forget, anons are just Black folk of a different stripe, right down to the crab bucket mentality.

            If you'd put money into Tesla 5 years ago, you'd have a 707% return. So, say you had $10,000 (seen as sort of the normal amount for starting with investing to make it worth it), you'd have $70,700 for doing almost nothing.

            >Try it for yourself https://www.buyupside.com/stockreturncalculator/stockreturncalcinput.php

            Anons want you to be miserable, because they are miserable, and their loser ideas are just pure cope and seethe, no different than tranoid commie scum.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Model 3 production was being re-tooled for the refresh, Model Y production was scaled back slightly for Cybertruck, and people are waiting for the Model Y refresh.
            It wasn't totally unexpected, or an indication of anything other than Tesla still being very production limited.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. bagholder

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because theyre SHIT

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Global economy is crashing and we are partying hard back to 10th century lifestyle. Cars are so industrial revolution fashion.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh gee I don't know
    > expensive as frick
    > worse for the planet than a gas car
    > have to install home charger
    > goes through tires quick
    > can't handle extreme cold
    > Tech glitches that have killed people

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the elon worshippers were counter-brainwashed into hating him
    >competition from the big manufacturers in the EV market
    >range anxiety from people who actually drive their cars finding out that they lie about the range rating
    >bad build quality and poor customer service over the last 5 years actually catching up with them and repeat customers are non existent because of that

    Tesla is toast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cybercuck is a flop
      >Tesla Truck quietly disappeared
      >Still no Roadster
      >Tesla bot is fake
      >2 top execs resigning in the same week
      >Manager of Investors Relations resigning at the end of earnings call
      >Elon literally begging for money before the bankruptcy: https://www.supportteslavalue.com/

      Tesla is so toast its neighbors are calling the fire brigade

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