Why aren't people buying Teslas anymore?
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Tesla sales are in the toilet
Why aren't people buying Teslas anymore?
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>global EV sales slowdown
>higher interest rates
>bad logistics from red sea attacks
>terrorist attack at berlin
It will be back up at the end of the year.
>terrorist attack at berlin
what?
Leftists sabotaged parts of the Tesla factory in Brandenburg
Why did they target tesla specifically?
According to them Tesla isn't eco-friendly and social enough.
The factory there was dumping poorly treated wastewater into their streams, and the government wouldn’t do shit about it cause it makes them a lot of money. So someone set fire to or blew up one of the electrical transmission lines to the factory, presumably to both send a message and stop the dumping of polluted water in the meantime till they get it fixed.
EV sales slowdown
gaschads we're so back
>we're so back
For now.
People already have enough bullshit to keep charged and don't want their transportation device to be another.
for lazy people such as yourself
Ran out of gullible cryptobros.
They’re scary fast, neck-breaking performance is not everyone’s cup of tea
I have been in many Teslas during Uber rides. They are never a smooth ride. Always very jumpy
User input issue
I was in a taxi lately from capital to my home town. Driver was a Black person and it was winter with snow. Every traffic stop he slams the breaks, abs goes full force, car slides and shakes. Every start slams in break and loses traction for times while accelerating.
Some people aren't meant to drive. Especially Teslas with sensitive gas pedals.
To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to drive a Tesla.
interest rates are high, car prices in general are too high, people are keeping their older cars for much longer, used Teslas are crashing the sale of new Teslas, and general EV slowdown as lack of significant innovation is causing the early adopter market to dry up.
kek this. fat moron paycheck to paycheck debtpigs are approaching their day of reckoning.
they have finally gotten over much of their production bottlenecks and have delivered a huge amount of the backordered waiting list
A tesla last week lurched forward under auto drive and hit and kiled a motorcyle person. The telsa actually ran over the motorcycle guy.
I just dont like the charging time. Hybrids might be a solution, but I have a 17 year old honda, that I will keep until I die. Glad I did not give it to my niece for 10 dollars (she wanted me to pay for an inspection). I was eyeing an F150 or a ridgeline, but dropped the idea. Sometimes you get lucky with decisions you make.
Ah yes, the drivers claiming it was autopilot. Totally believable.
cops looked at the cellphone usage at the time of the crash; did you know that Telsa spys on you with cameras? It's trivial to sync up camera and cellphone usage. I think they arrested the driver. Never let the computer drive for you. I hate the new stuff; too many computers. We can thank Cash4Clunkers from 2009 for removing many old reliable non computer cars from the market.
>Telsa spys on you with cameras
many new cars have sensors to detect whether your eyes are on the road to check attentiveness and fatigue. It should honestly be a requirement to prevent texting while driving like rear cameras. You do have nothing to hide, right patriot?
the problem is that the 5 eyes get around privacy by asking another 5 eyes gov to do the information transfer.
>a literal cyberhell interiorless goypod that makes corollas look premium
>no option to look at speed to avoid being a road pirate paypig while also looking straight and avoiding hitting the subhumans on the road because "tech company" refuses to install 1980s HUD tech in favor of an ipad
>premium car price for interiorless goypod
>0 savings over gas due to charging costs
>huge drop in utility vs a gas car
>range drops to 0 when very cold (useless outside of commiefornia)
>range drops to almost nothing when the car is old, requiring a 16 THOUSAND DOLLAR + battery replacement
>0 resale value due to the above, every single one of these will not make it to 20 years old
>full self driving meme collapsing
>sensors nonfunctional with ice on them, see useless outside of commiefornia. no solution even planned
i wonder fricking why?
Stopped reading after the first line. It's interior is better than a BMW 3 series. Only npcs love the button AIDS that current covers most car interiors.
Mister backseat I understand you do not need those poorgaycope buttons there when your slave presses the buttons for you but anyone else would benefit from having those basic buttons for basic functions instead of fatfingering the screen with hamburger grease and diet coke.
>mister backseat
Stopped reading there. Idk what this means but it sounds like some lingo used by homosexuals.
>It's interior
What interior? There is no fricking interior.
It's just a onions steering wheel and a frickhuge screen in the middle, there's nothing else.
If a car with that clean interior can do more than a button covered interior, it means all that shit was useless.
>cant avoid tickets and subhuman driving simultaneously
inferior in core functionality to what was available in the 50s
What are you talking about? How does the interior have anything to do with tickets?
I think she’s moronic or something
Yeah, only a moron would think a clean interior somehow leads to tickets.
A corolla's interior smeared with shit is cleaner than this goypod...
The lack of a well regulated speedometer does.
Editorial note: well regulated means it should be able to efficiently and diligently fulfill its purpose. For example, a “well-regulated” militia would be one where the processes for activating, training, and deploying the militia in official service are efficient and orderly, and where the militia itself is capable of competently executing battlefield operations.
Their reputation got out
No place to charge them
there's charging stations everywhere
The Tesla brand has been really suffering here in the past year or so.
Quite a few of them were bought by hyped up people a few years ago. In many countries, new vehicles don't have to be inspected for the first few years, so they are now facing their first inspections.
The rejection rate is 2-3x that of most other brands, or worse. One inspection center said that 20% of Model 3s failed inspection because the suspension, axles and/or brakes are fricked after a few years. The things are built like city cars, except they weigh almost twice as much and have much more violent driving characteristics, too. It shows.
Man, DA really is divided on the topic of Teslas. I feel like there's no happy medium, it's like I'm either talking to an EV shill, or someone who just absolutely loathes anything non-ICE. I'm in the market for a new car and have been looking at Teslas, and it's almost impossible to get a non-bias answer regarding tesla.
Do you have a link to that? Or know what countries they were seeing those poor numbers?
Never ever take real life advice from DA. I have gone against this site numerous times and it always works out incredibly well. If I listened to this site, I wouldn't have a degree, I wouldn't be making 160k a year, I wouldn't be married, I wouldn't own a house, and I would have a dog.
>Never ever take real life advice from DA.
>Proceeds to offer advice
I'm confused anon...
Do the opposite of what he says
>and I would have a dog
whats wrong with having a dog?
For my money, I'd rather have a Korean golf cart than an American golf cart. Still wouldn't consider either, but the Korean one would be less of a punishment
>says increasing nervous ICE enthusiast for the 7th time this decade
Shalom
anon tesla has had a massive reversal, Elon keeps trying to turn it into an AI company instead of a car company, and Toyota has closed a majority of the gap as far as most valuable car maker within the span of 2 years. BEV's may have a future, but it is not a one of supplanting ICE, at least not for the next few decades if this current lack of innovation is anything to go by
Elon Musk is so broke he can't even afford proper shills anymore
Where I live, only poojeets drive Teslas. Why in God's name would I want to be anything like those stinky bobble head H1Bs?
>*chirp*
The model 3 isnt eligible for 7500 tax credit anymore. I bought a model 3 last year because no dealing with stealership, no sales tax in my state, 7500 credit, 4k off price in my state.
I got it for sub 30k. meanwhile toyota tried selling me a 2019 corolla with 60k mils for 29k before taxes and fees.
imagine having a non-highland tesla
I drove one for 2 months and my god its one of the bumpiest riding pieces of shit ever
>culture warriors
>>DA
Chinese market is moot because of the EV price war to kill all smaler brands and consolidate the market, The western side is full of cope with antiEV propaganda since they are lagging behind china in cars,(tesla is not even as good as zeeker or neo driving assistant, and you can get a car with a cheap DJI driving assistant module that is 17k), and the Unions got bigauto by the balls.
>"sales are in the toilet!!!"
>meanwhile, the toilet:
lol cope
>deflects from Tesla (which is what the thread is about)
>starts REEEE'ing about EVs in general
>"slows sharply"
>meanwhile, the "slowing"
>still gets BTFOd (again)
>battery electric
you know they count hybrids in that right? every toyota hybrid sold is a battery electric vehicle
electric
>you know they count hybrids in that right?
Black person didn't even read his own article and is too stupid to understand how that proves me even more right hahahahaha
>clinging to 2023 data
lol keep coping
>new registrations drop 2.8%
>the last time this happened was in 2020
You
>THIS MEANS TESLAS ARE DYING!!!
Red arrows are the 2020 reference. Blue are 2023 reference. Cope harder moron
you're probably not intelligent enough to understand what i'm about to say but i'll explain it as simply as i can in hopes that you pick up some of it at least. you're still showing 2023 data in the chart, and your two blue arrows are pointing to Q2 and Q3 2023. the article posted you replied to is reporting on a 25% drop in new tesla registrations from feb 2023 to feb 2024.
now this isn't an apples to apple comparison since your chart is quarterly sales and this is talking about monthly YoY registrations, but just to give you an idea of what it would look like, the last bar i added to your image with the green arrow to stand in for Q1 2024 is a 25% drop from the Q1 2024 bar in the same chart. let me know if you have any questions.
>muh registrations!
Meanwhile, the graph is deliveries and in Q1 2024 Tesla delivered over 386,800 units, so your little bar is about 25% off. I know reading is tough for your folks but please do try harder.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/502208/tesla-quarterly-vehicle-deliveries/
Let me guess your cope:
>muh registrations!
Lol
Lmao
>Quarterly deliveries decreased by around 20.2 percent during the first quarter of 2024
that's so weird, looks like that's never happened before? was that in the projections?
>comparing Q4 data to Q1
>looks like that's never happened before?
LOL this just keeps getting better
2019 Q4: 112,000
2020 Q1: 88,400
>21% decrease
2022 Q1: 310,000
2022 Q2: 245,700
>21% decrease
>"heh, this time Tesla is finished"
:clown:
i agree, can't wait to see the Q2 figures 🙂
>we'll build the wall!
>we'll drain the swamp!
>Hillary will go to prison
>they'll find mass election fraud!
>millions of vaccine deaths!
>2 more weeks!
>Tesla will go bankrupt!
Tesla will tank. I'm not even going to list the reasons why.
Epically awesome reaction gif, bro!
Never forget, anons are just Black folk of a different stripe, right down to the crab bucket mentality.
If you'd put money into Tesla 5 years ago, you'd have a 707% return. So, say you had $10,000 (seen as sort of the normal amount for starting with investing to make it worth it), you'd have $70,700 for doing almost nothing.
>Try it for yourself https://www.buyupside.com/stockreturncalculator/stockreturncalcinput.php
Anons want you to be miserable, because they are miserable, and their loser ideas are just pure cope and seethe, no different than tranoid commie scum.
Model 3 production was being re-tooled for the refresh, Model Y production was scaled back slightly for Cybertruck, and people are waiting for the Model Y refresh.
It wasn't totally unexpected, or an indication of anything other than Tesla still being very production limited.
>t. bagholder
because theyre SHIT
Global economy is crashing and we are partying hard back to 10th century lifestyle. Cars are so industrial revolution fashion.
Oh gee I don't know
> expensive as frick
> worse for the planet than a gas car
> have to install home charger
> goes through tires quick
> can't handle extreme cold
> Tech glitches that have killed people
>the elon worshippers were counter-brainwashed into hating him
>competition from the big manufacturers in the EV market
>range anxiety from people who actually drive their cars finding out that they lie about the range rating
>bad build quality and poor customer service over the last 5 years actually catching up with them and repeat customers are non existent because of that
Tesla is toast
>Cybercuck is a flop
>Tesla Truck quietly disappeared
>Still no Roadster
>Tesla bot is fake
>2 top execs resigning in the same week
>Manager of Investors Relations resigning at the end of earnings call
>Elon literally begging for money before the bankruptcy: https://www.supportteslavalue.com/
Tesla is so toast its neighbors are calling the fire brigade