theres nothing more pathetic than people trying to justify spending a quarter million dollars on a volkswagen parts bin car

theres nothing more pathetic than people trying to justify spending a quarter million dollars on a volkswagen parts bin car

they never run out of excuses, its always something
>muh handling
>muh mcdonald struts
>muh racing
>muh rear beetle engine
>muh status

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your car

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Post your car
      >it's been 2 days and still no reply
      every time lol

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is blatant poorgay cope
    I don't like Porsches because they all look the fricking same

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine paying 250k + tip and seeing this

    what do you think their excuse is?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But that's a base model Cayman, its closer to $50k

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That panel was shared across multiple models I don't think it's possible to have all the buttons in any application

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Irk7Tll.jpeg

          is this some autism? just add your own button like write huge 'frick miata' on screen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what do you think their excuse is?
      Burgerking, grapes, only way for tunak to lure in a white woman

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt you will ever have a quarter million dollars

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather invest $70k on sports car made from volkswagen parts bin parts than invest $30k on some nippon made sporty car that is lacking performance

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not pathetic at all. We're lucky we still have the choice to buy such cars. You should be able to buy whatever enhances your life.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are you suggesting otherwise?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post car.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>muh mcdonald struts
    Lol they don't brag about this, based moron. they desperately try to justify why their "sports car" is built like a Hyundai.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they still outperform anything on the track with this moronic suspension setup

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what are modern tires

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't matter still the benchmark cope and seethe

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So the suspension setup doesn't matter for grip and cornering? What is it then? Is their suspension bad or does it not matter because of their tires? Make up your mind moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's shit and they cope with sticky tires you moronic jeet

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >having good tires is cope
            okay moron so what would stop every manufacturer from using good tires on their cars and beating porsche at their own game?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >beating porsche at their own game?
            every modern car already has a plastic engine, McDonald's struts and is automatic. There's nothing to beat.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            still not faster on track
            cope
            cope
            cope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Put the shock absorber inside the spring as it fits there
        Far from moronic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modern McPherson isn't what it used to be and in some ways it's even preferrable to double wishbone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >in some ways it's even preferrable to double wishbone
        Yeah, in the way of costing less
        Not an excuse on a $250k + tip car

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if it doesn't make the car faster it is not needed

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            McDonald's struts are an active detriment to performance, that's why the race car (and now finally the GT3) has double bones

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nobody gives a frick about that, the goal is to whiten the bloodline. has NOTHING to do with suspension at all.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          McDonald's struts are an active detriment to performance, that's why the race car (and now finally the GT3) has double bones

          weight, I know you prefer slampigs but some of us don't

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you put a Porsche engine in an s2000 it would be faster than the Porsche it came from

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Source?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so why don't we see swapped s2000s or 370zs dominating the ring?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            brother, if you had a f20c under the hood why would you remove it and add some rental spec plastic clad UGLY AS FRICK flat 6?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            okay so they wouldn't be faster

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            of course it would be faster, the porsche has like 500hp, thats a 2x increase btw from the standard s2000. the issue stems from removing one of the most legendary i4s to have ever been created if not the most legendary i4 and replacing it with some temp spec meem shit rats nest made out of plastic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mmhmm and as we all know, people doing hot laps on the ring care about removing one of the most legendary i4s to have ever been created if not the most legendary i4 and replacing it with some temp spec meem shit rats nest made out of plastic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            people buying s2000s do

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not sure what you mean. Frick automatics btw.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            brother, if you had a f20c under the hood why would you remove it and add some rental spec plastic clad UGLY AS FRICK flat 6?

            the f20 isnt even good

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            only reason k is better is because it doesn't have the gay cylinder liners like a F. fmogs all generations of K, specifically the cylinder head. The only reason you swapped yours is because it's cheaper.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >spend more money to do the same thing but not as good
            >that's the big brained move I tell you!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            5 tenths each straight 2-3 tenths each micro straight. Annihilated my pb on last seasons fried tires and with a passenger. 218whp 193 ftlbs

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >193 dicks
            ftfy, post dyno, e85?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a mini cooper s with less power is faster around the ring than the s2000
            it's time to let go of your nostalgic delusions

            people buying s2000s do

            they cost like 12k, no one cares what legendary shitbox engine it is

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOO WHY ARE BUYING THINGS I CANT AFFORD (even though price wise they are fairly approachable)

    OP get your shitty life together. Raise your kids.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your car, with proof.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol I wish they didn't get rid of the IP counter. Would be fun lny to see if this is one rattled homosexual or multiple. Either way great job OP. Frick automatics btw.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >c-c-cope okay!
    kek dumbass shook troony, ricer

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >P-P-POST CAR!!!!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nocar

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought my 951 for $14k, with a $5500 kit it does 450hp at the wheels. it has 50/50 weight distribution, no weird e-nannies and gets interest from enthusiasts but filters gold digger thots. i love my porsche 🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >with a $5500 kit it does 450hp at the wheels.
      post dyno, also lol @ 5k porsche turbo kits. thats like miata parts prices

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread just reeks of coping poorgays. Pathetic. It looks like you guys got cucked by porsche chads fricking your crush. lmao

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they're VW parts bin cars why are they on average generally more reliable than the VWs that the parts came from?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks Gayman is more reliable than Golf TDI
      Anon, I...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because assembly matters. If you are picking from the same parts bin but matching parts with each other instead of blindly assembling, you'll have a much more reliable vehicle as a result.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pfft,cope

        >paying premium price for McDonalds

        The first time I saw Corvette's suspension, I immediaty thought this car is made for performance. But, does the suspension choise actually make a difference or is it just a marketing gimmick?

        To anwer this, don't answer with feelings based arguments.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >does the suspension choise actually make a difference or is it just a marketing gimmick?
          you're an idiot

          >paying premium price for McDonalds

          based

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >muh double fizhbonez
            >gets anal raped by mcpherson porsche boxster made from vw parts
            nothing personnel, kid

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's cargo cult, japan style
            engineering the suspension right beats having the 'right' type of suspension

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paying premium price for McDonalds

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spending a quarter million dollars on a volkswagen parts bin car
    Sorry chud, you've got to spend more than one million if you want to be invited to buy the more desirable of the volkswagen parts bin cars. You're not a Porsche pleb that hasn't been invited to join the super special big spender Porsche Club are you?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only good porsches are:
    718 boxster gts 4.0
    997.2 gt3
    CGT
    918
    993 turbo s

    everything else is uninteresting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      997.1 Turbo is better than the GT3

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The market disagrees. GT3s are the decider. All else follows.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No double bones = golf. Frick off.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how so? im biased because i like N/A.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing more pathetic than somebody seething about cars they cannot afford and crying about people who can afford them.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey buddy, Porsche literally doesn't care about your opinion. You aren't the target audience of their car. They don't care if you don't like it, because you wouldn't be able to buy it anyway.
    People who can afford and buy them don't have your complaints.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, Porsche invented plastic engine blocks, heads, crankshafts, conrods, pistons and camshafts?

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