>this guy shows up to your car meet and slaps your gf's ass
What do you do?
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Uh, punch him in the face for acting Sub-Saharan near me?
>punch him
Kek, ICEcucks talk tough online, huh?
I mean, you are shitposting about slapping someone else's GF in the ass, what did you expect? A bro hug and a gay little drag race?
Let's be honest, you would cower in fear from this Chad. At best you would try and laugh it off.
If you don't drag race him every one will remember you as a coward though, and when you lose, you're girl will go home with him.
>you would cower in fear from this Chad
Chad? Even a zoomer twink would clock out this middle aged dude who looks like he hasn't touched the gym in nearly a decade. Get real with this dummy chat.
You should call him out on his Twitter, and go to his gym and hop on the cage with him then, just to prove you're not a pussy. I mean if not, you can just admit your a pussy, its okay.
Why are you on twitter and have the know-about of this literal-who homosexual? I'm sorry, but hes irrelevant, Only soiboys get pent up over what-if scenarios
>the cage
Please tell me he 'fights', that's even better.
>Please tell me he 'fights
Lol, lmao
>Lol, lmao
Instantly what I thought, who gives a shit what some frail middle-aged dude does? Clock him out and go on with your day
Oh my sweet summer child...
Resorting to memes? That's grim
Hes washed up, even Tyson crumpled to a nobody. Pancake lookin' ass.
>let's be honest
>t. shitraker
You first.
I mean come on, just admit it. You're scared of chads like this guy.
You would instinctively apologize to him for your girl's butt getting in the way of his hand.
LMAOING LOOK AT THIS "DUDES" SKINNY ASS ARMS LOL
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Kek no one's falling for your attempts to gather men's body pics gayboy
>Associates men with gay sex
You're obsessed
Post body, post body
To obvious dude what you're up to
>Talks tough
>Hides
Classic cowardice
Not hiding just laughing at your sad attempt to get guys pictures
>N-not h-hiding! I-im a real toughy! That's why I won't show myself!you must be gay haha
Tard my first comment was the one laughing at you, I really don't care about some scenario you made up to bother replying to it
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This.
Post body you gay.
He got called out and disappeared like the little b***h it is
Haha what a gay. Imagine not posting body.
I bet you go on chat sites pretending to be a woman to get nudes too
Hahaha busted
post wrist
You're a fricking pussy b***h
Why would you bring a bosch dishwasher to a car meat?
>Haha image fun of le bad EV!
Uhh these cars are owning every meet now anon
>are owning every meet
By this you mean the owners are picking up the most twink boipussy?
Touch grass
I've yet to meet a woman who thinks a Tesla is a sexy car
They will bear Black folk in stock Hellcats and hispanics in their turbo Hondas, but the white dudes who know how to build a car will gap them every time.
I am sure an EV homosexual would react the same if you slapped his bfs ass, unless all EV drivers are cucks?
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DYEL confirmed
I'd knock his teeth down into his throat and then press charges for assaulting my girlfriend. His little ufc shorts don't scare me one bit.
Here you go. I might look familiar, you ran into me coming home from school while I was fixing your mom's "plumbing".
stop skipping legs
>NeverSkipLegDay.jpg
Hello chicken boy
>calls out guy for arms
Literally has popsicle sticks for legs
The jokes write themselves kids
>slaps my gf's ass
I don't bring my daki's to car meets.
>Pull out the Griots Best in show detailer and microfiber cloths I carry around in my trunk and quickly spray my rear bumper.
Grab his ass firmly
my gf would punch him in the face
>this guy shows up to your car meet and slaps your gf's ass
>What do you do?
Since I don't go to car meets, I wouldn't even know about what went on. So your question is merely theoretical like those Reddit or salacious Twitter people like to think about.
>humble bragging shirt
>branded clothes
>Smart watch
>Tesla owner
Checks out.
Nothing because I recognize him as a UFC fighter and that I would get my ass kicked
Slap his balls
Witnessed
puncture his battery, the car will do the rest.
anyways, whats with the really obvious shilling lately? summer's over, you'd think it would get better.
>summer's over
you really think that matters? trannoid zoomers are wired into the internet nonstop nowadays.
>pocket sand
>kick him in the balls
Pocket sand!
Have a great weekend u wonderful man of culture
mace him, beat the shit out of him including cheapshots to groin and eyes, destroy his car, go home and frick my gf. ggs
Who the hell is this homosexual? That tshirt makes him look like a child molester.
heem him
Cry tears of joy that I have a gf
Dariush was my boy when he heemed Vick at 199 but then I unboy'd him when he came out as anti-abortion.
Call cops, he gets arrested for sexual assault, goes to jail, civil suit for millions, ball hard.
This guy gets it. We have a shitty system, might as well game it to your advantage.
Feign a jab then hit him with a body shot. While he lowers his hands reflexively teleport behind him and put him in a chokehold. Hook legs around his hips and squeeze until he loses consciousness.
You don't have to do that, he broke a couple bones doing light training earlier this year, just knock him out and be done with it.
Just give him one of these
based and kek
Please be a bottom
>*top
Imagine licking his sweaty, hairy crack after his little ninja practices
You have to fight these ev simps with the horrible system they have helped to create. So what I would do would be to have my gf call the police, and file a sexual assault charge. Then I would have her post about it on social media so that all the woke cancel people would go after this dude's socials. Invariably, he would lose his job and be subject to the woke mob. He would then either lose his Tesla for missing payments, or Tesla would just use its social esg computer to forever lock him out for being a predator. I would then fundraise on my gfs new victimhood by starting a gofundme to treat her ptsd from being slapped in the ass in 2022; would then use the proceeds to buy as many car batteries as possible to throw directly into the ocean in memory of this douchebags shitty tesla.
You used a lot of words to say you can't defend your woman like a real man, and that you have to rely on someone else to be a man for you.
Lol k bro.
>Meanwhile, op's picrel has put your girl over his knee and lowered her panties in front of the growing crowd.
>He looks you squarely in the eye as he begins to spank her but, as she wriggles, screaming and laughing as the crowd point at you and laugh
>She lets out a loud EWWWWW as he spits on her butthole
>She yelps as he fingers her butthole
>And everyone claps
nice fantasy you got there cuck
>everyone claps their asscheeks
>use the proceeds to buy as many car batteries as possible to throw directly into the ocean
Based beyond belief
I have a gf? Is she hot?
>he's a teslaspammer
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of social contact he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he spams threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has a panic attack
>he derails threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of troony porn he still has to watch
>he will never have a real Tesla
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never convince his mom to finance a used Leaf
>he will never know how to travel besides via bus
>he will never have a car
>he will never be a woman
>he will never be @ed by Elon on Twitter
I was gonna kick him in the balls, but he looks like a dickless homosexual so I'll break his hands for touching my daki
americans are mentally ill subhumans imo
slap his tesla and run before it explodes
shoot in face and light corpse on fire
That's top UFC lightweight contender Benelli Darush you fricking morons
Literally who
nobody knows who that is moron maybe post conor next time
Conor actually owns a Mustang - Mach E, now that you bring it up. You want to tell him to his face what you think of EV drivers?
you sure do know alot of homosexuals who get payed to get sweaty and play with eachother
Shoe shoe namegay, nobody likes you.
everyone likes me, it's just the gays that cannot stand my prescense
No, you smell of poop. You should address that
>payed
Spelling is tawlf b
Why does every gay have to have one of these stupid mics?
Thinking of doing a podcast that no one will listen too and is a rambling bunch of inane egotism?
Quick, buy a gay mic.
I, too, immediately think of gay sex when I see two men fighting
wrestling is just two gay dudes trying to climb onto eachother, boxing is what they would be doing if they werent gays.
You sound insecure
You sound closeted.
>You sound insecure
>N-no y-you are!
Kek classic
>Not acknowledging that fondling a buff man's testicles is homosexual.
>Associates sports with male genitals
Hmmm
I know who it is, I'm going to grapple this 150lb soaking wet sperg. There's a reason why hes lightweight and isn't fighting with the fatass teletubbies
Lmao he is going to armbar, heel hook, and strangle the frick out of your diabetic ass, before knocking you out with old fashioned striking.
>dood hes gonna teleport behind me in the middle of a grapple hugfest
Hi, 99% of UFC fighters are better than the public, everyone is aware, that doesn't stop YOU from training to be your best. This thread would be more entertaining on DA
Idk man, I have trained all my life, but we have an ex UFC guy there and I can barely land a punch on the guy.
I know what you mean about weight classes though, as I can bully some lighter guys in BJJ who are much better than me but weight makes a huge difference.
It's the old saying though, anyone who trains to fight properly will btfo 9 out of 10 people out there.
>ex UFC guy
At my gym*
I'm just taking the piss after the poor dude busted some bones during training. UFC is for some of the best, even with a big height and weight advantage I'd be busting my ass to get him pinned... There are always some squirmy BJJ dudes at the gym that give me a fun albeit elongated fight. Chances are if it wasn't straight wrestling I'd simply get my lights knocked out like 99% of the other posters in this thread, I'd pretty much need to surprise him dirty style.
>surprise him dirty style.
Yeah so I have tried that with our exUFC guy and it just never works... It's like he has seen it all before.
I swore to him at the start of this year I was going to land a punch on his chin and to be fair I'm not sure I ever have.
>It's like he has seen it all before
No doubt, these guys seemingly train for any angle.
I was thinking of being a total autist and simply railroading right into him while hes admiring his bland Tesla - right after shattering my GF's spine with a singular ass slap. Perhaps directly onto the hood of his tesla.
There's no way I'm properly trading blows with a guy currently in the UFC, the most I can do is is try to use my weight and size to pin him the moment I'm erotically close behind. Grappling is so fricking wack that I'd probably lose the advantage the moment we slide off his Tessie onto the hard pavement of that Walmart parking lot...
hes like 190lbs
>https://www.espn.com/mma/fighter/_/id/3085551/beneil-dariush
>HT/WT 5' 10", 156 lbs
he's not cutting 40+ pounds for a fight. he probably walks around at 170
stare laughing at him through the window when his car catches on fire and locks him inside when he goes to leave
A guy like him could literally tear you car apart like a can of deenz then pull your arms out of they're sockets.
Your dead kiddo.
Call his car a Prius.
I don't have a girlfriend.
Rape his ass behind the supercharger
Go down fighting. End of the day you probably lost your gf and got an ass beating. Not a good day, but there'll be others.
>Sexual assault charges
>Destroy his fricking career
You missed the part where your girl giggles, plays with her hair while looking at him, says he looks hot and makes you offer him one of your beers.
That was in that other thread. On this one, he just
>slaps your gf's ass
What kind of slap though, I mean is it a little pat as if to say
>good girl
A spank to say
>naughty girl
A full on smack to put her (and her cuck bf) in her place
Or a nice, long, exploratory grope down...
It doesn't matter how the slap was. In today's world, a man can be charged just by looking at a woman or talking some words.
remind him that im not vaccinated and that there's a white-owned chinese resturaunt that refuses to sell bugs
he will run home to make a tweet about it on his verified account.
Is this the guy that /b/ got to beat up himself a few years back?
Throw sand, iminari roll. Champ shit only.
My gf isn't an Asian genioplasty model so I think I'll be alright.
beat his ass tie him up and make him swallow gas then dump it all over that "future" of cars while dragging his body all over it
>make him
You're gonna have to say please
I don't have a gf and I don't go to car meets
>What do you do?
challenge him to a 1/4 drag race. My V8 is sure to be faster!
Teehee
Slap his battery and watch his toy burn
>Still seething about losing everything to Tessie chads
Sad
talk big and if we fought prolly get my ass kicked. frick it, better to ape out than whimp out
I just love the direction this board has taken since Elon trolled the entire world with a car.
Frick Pusk c**ts a little b***h after trying to sue Clarkson for giving a honest review on the tesla
>C!arkson
>Honest
Pick one, the guy is a drunk buffoon
Frick off tessiegay
>Implying clickbait, staged nonsense somehow magically transforms Clarkson into an honest person, and not a drunken buffoon.
This guy is an embarrassment
So was the lawsuit and appeal by tesla real or not puskboy?
Don't care lol.
Clarkson is still a liar, drunk, buffoon, and an embarrassment.
All of your seething can't change that you little fanboi.
Anyway my point is proven Elon has trolled the frick out of you and your kind, to the point that your mind is now broken, and you will seethe forever.
The best bit is that ICE is getting banned anyway, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Enjoy being a failure forever.
So that's a yes pusk did try and sue, lost appealed and lost that too
And everything you've written in this thread is both fake and gay but thanks for playing
>So that's a yes
The mental gymnastics of your broken mind are delightful lol.
See:
Prove me wrong provide a link saying he didn't sue, protip you can't but you'll keep crying like a gay little fanboi for puskman. Go on do it again
>Provide me some criteria I made up in my broken mind to suit an argument I think I'm having
Lol, lmao, your brain has been completely broken, you are reading posts which haven't even been made.
You are the epitome of rent free.
Kek keep throwing out buzzwords you've got nothing else, sad
>Just participate in my made up, mental gymnastics argument for me
Mind status: broken
Bahahaha moron you started it questioning clarksons integrity then when provided proof you went full moron now you're just repeating yourself and thinking it proves something
>Implying some shit between Elon and Clarkson somehow absolves Clarkson from being a lying,
drunken moron.
Mental. Gymnastics.
Elon is so embedded in your psyche that you can't get past that Clarkson is a buffoon. Elon or not.
Oh you poor deluded fool just stop we already know your special you don't have to keep proving it
Kek.
You can't even respond, can you.
Just
> Duh u stoopid
Your entire existence is based around
>Elon bad, Tesla bad
You are an absolute NPC and you don't even know it.
Never said anything about telsas being bad just about your boyfriend pusk trying to sue for an honest review but you keep seething Elon might let you suck his dick one day
Gets proved wrong doubles down on stupid
5 second search could stop you looking like a moron anon just saying
>Elon Elon Elon
Obsessed, mind broken, rent free, seething.
My point here stands, and you are a perfect example
Elon has forever changed your world lol.
Enjoy seething.
As much as I don't like Tesla he is an amazing troll irl
Challenge him to an endurance race.
How short is this guy if the Tesla roof lines up with his ears?
It bothers me when my laptops battery is deteriorated. I don't think I could handle a car.
A Tessie is not like your lappie at all bro, the battery is advanced
>Implying you could even draw before this guy rekt your shit
who said i would be within swinging distance? can your "super fast" shonen protag run 15 feet to where im standing before a collection of 805mph projectiles ventilate his chest cavity?
You stand 15 feet away from your girl while other guys slap her ass at car meets?
of course i do! im always prepared to draw faster than a UFC fighter can swing, frienderino~
:^)
>Uses your girl as a human she, all the while firmly gripping her but cheek with one hand, and making rude gestures at you with the other.
All the while she is giggling and flirting, which to be honest is not a good sign.
you're REALLY into the cuckold fantasy, huh anon?
>human she
Wha?
i challenge him to a drag race, best of 5
of course i automatically win because teslas are incapable of launching hard more than 3 times without overheating
Meh not even true, YouTube is full of vids of Tessies dominating meets all night, launch after launch, leaving ICEcucks minds broken.
Slap his ass in response and wink at him.
Now i have a boyfriend and a girlfriend. I sell his Tesla and buy 40 Gallons of Canola Oil.