What the frick are they thinking? Who wants a 600hp sports suv?

What the frick are they thinking? Who wants a 600hp sports suv?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who wouldn't want

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crossover*

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6 times the power of miata, miata would lose so hard.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mazda know their target buyer (twinks) don’t care about big power numbers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Need me a Miata boyfriend.

      • 1 month ago
        Dakota

        this is correct. all of my cars must be cute convertibles or t tops.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Miata buyers care more about big power bottoms.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >if you don't drive a 6500lb SUV you're a homosexual
        You sound like a wiener slurping homosexual to me

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    far out. imagine that SUV has lost all meaning to its name that people are now looking for sports sport utility vehicles.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SSUV

      The more diversity we have, the more letters we need in our abbreviations.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who wants a 600hp sports suv? Someone who wants to be beaten by a Trackhawk. That's who.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The X5 M comp and X6 M comp are both faster than the Trackhawk in the quarter mile. German depreciation sucks but Stelantis is a whole different level.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >both faster than the Trackhawk in the quarter mile.
        Nope.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >2020
          >C/D EST

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick you guys would hate living in nashville
    >amg and m/ suvs everywhere
    >brodozers everywhere
    >broncos and jeeps driven by women winding all over the road
    >ubereats and doordash drivers using the shoulders and medians to pass while they don't signal or do three point turns on highways or fly across interstates to catch exits
    >roads are so shit that none of the millionaires want to spend their money on cool stuff and bigger wheels get destroyed
    >the only modifications people have are straight pipes and they rip down roads at 2am

    nashville has almost killed my auto enthusiasm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like fun.
      Better than hick midwestern towns where its just a mustang or camaro or the occasional challenger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Knoxville here. That entire list applies here too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Big cities in the southern states are becoming democrat cancer cesspools.
      Long live Mississippi, our capital is shit but the rest of our state is better than the rest of America.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    now Karen can slam into you causing permanent spine damage EVEN FASTER, bravo bee em dubyoo

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Who wants a 600hp sports suv?

    Wogs, Blacks, Yabbos,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      far out. imagine that SUV has lost all meaning to its name that people are now looking for sports sport utility vehicles.

      https://i.imgur.com/PU45PIb.png

      What the frick are they thinking? Who wants a 600hp sports suv?

      Are you gays suggesting that moar power makes it less desirable? You must be women. Go buy your Crosstrek slow b***h

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm suggesting that a sport SUV is a moronic concept.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are moronic. These are perfect for family single car

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah genius. I'll spend $125,000 on a single unreliable car that does nothing particularly well or I could buy a Corvette for $68,000 that would be an infinitely better sports car and a $52,000 Toyota 4 Runner for utility bullshit for less money.

            Seriously why would you buy one vehicle when you can easily afford two or more?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because the Corvette cant go over speed bumps and potholes without scraping, cant take 3 passengers around, the convertibles sometimes leak, they are too low for a good view of the road, the gearbox isn't ideal for stop & go traffic in a rainy hilly city. They are moronic for anything other than a race track or attention gayging. No one ever pushes their Corvette on the road, You can't drive the Corvette around and have it transform into a luxury SUV when you get to the potholes, to the snow line, or pick up friends. Likewise the 4runner is slow. You're an idiot. I want my car to be big, comfy and fast in all conditions without the attention.

            Also my budget was constrained, so I got an older cheaper slightly lower performance SUV that has never been passed by a sports car on the highway or backroad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Because the Corvette cant go over speed bumps and potholes without scraping, cant take 3 passengers around, the convertibles sometimes leak, they are too low for a good view of the road, the gearbox isn't ideal for stop & go traffic in a rainy hilly city. They are moronic for anything other than a race track or attention gayging. No one ever pushes their Corvette on the road, You can't drive the Corvette around and have it transform into a luxury SUV when you get to the potholes, to the snow line, or pick up friends. Likewise the 4runner is slow. You're an idiot. I want my car to be big, comfy and fast in all conditions without the attention.
            Skill issue
            >Also my budget was constrained, so I got an older cheaper slightly lower performance SUV that has never been passed by a sports car on the highway or backroad
            Poor issue

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I proposed getting a practical car and a proper sports car for less money than the stupid sports SUV and then you told me about all the things the sports car can't do. That's why you get the practical car.

            And hell lets say you want a fast car that's more practical than the Corvette. There plenty of are Muscle Cars and Sports Sedans on the market which would be more practical; but not have a stupid high center of gravity like some dumbass sports SUV.

            [...]

            >Muscle cars are good therefore an overpriced SUV that will flip if it tries to go around a corner at speed is good too.

            Nah, sports SUVs are literally the stupidest cars on the road. If you wanted to spend a stupid amount of money on an SUV you could at least get one that can go off roading at least that would play to the strengths of the platform.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neat, I want that.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pakis

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 car cucks who should have spent that money on a garage and multiple vehicles for each role

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >for each role
      ya but which one to drive when you go meet tyrone down at the truckstop tonight?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rich dads with nagging wives I imagine.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if it was a third of that price.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of people, apparently. The X5 was BMW's best selling model for at least 2 years in a row now (probably even longer, but I can't be fricked looking up more numbers).

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >130k for a SUV

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sports suv
    Sports Sports Utility Vehicle?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone who wanted something fast to drive their kids, but got failed by BMW because they didn't make an M5 Touring since E61, and who also doesn't like Audi and Mercedes and won't get an RS6 or E63

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man I always get so scared when X5 stops behind me. It's always a fricking karen in one of those and there's nothing more scary than a karen behind you.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >coupe SUV
    >has 4 doors
    In what sense of the word is this a coupe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They do that shit with their "gran coupe" cars as well and over half of the 4 series that I find for sale in my area are that style. Frick em.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They do that shit with their "gran coupe" cars as well and over half of the 4 series that I find for sale in my area are that style. Frick em.

      it's supposed to be the fastback shape. but yeah it's dumb as shit

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick are they thinking? Who wants a 600hp sports suv?
    Pigeonholed husbands who want a sports car but their fat, b***hy nagging wives want a grocery getter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or we want a low key sports car that doesnt draw attention, can go over bumps, and occasionally haul our frens.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there's quite a few options in this day and age, if you have the money of course. but they've been around for more than 20 years now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, the Lotus Carlton, of which only 920 were produced, that is also way slower than one of these souped up mom mobiles. JFC who the hell is going to buy that unless they have a specific interest in it and are willing to pay a shit load of money for a 30 year old British car (LMAO)

          I’m not a huge fan of crossovers, but money permitting I’d much rather drive one with 600 HP than one with 200. If I was a citycuck and only had room for one vehicle, I might even consider a crossover. No need though, I’ve got space so I’ve got a truck and a sports car.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the point was that fast cars that can really haul ass while still being a perfectly viable daily driver, hauling your buddies and a couple cases of beer in the back, have been around for decades. for its time the carlton was insanely fast. if anything, i feel like there are now more options if you only care about raw power/0-60 speed or whatever.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Also, opel had intended to make more, but because there was a recession at the time, coupled with the insanely high insurance premiums for these cars what with how popular they were with thieves, meant that they built 950 instead of the planned 1,100. I think if the economy wasn't as fricked and demand was still there, they likely would've built a lot more than 1,100.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This looks like a typical ugly English car of that era and the front looks like a ripoff of the foxbody Mustang of the early 90s. The sad part is that this is still aesthetically better than what we have today.

          fun fact about the Lotus Carlton from Wiki:

          The Lotus Carlton was a frequent target for thieves and joyriders in the UK. On 26 November 1993, a Lotus Carlton registered "40 RA" was reported stolen from a home in the West Midlands.[7] In the following months, a gang of thieves used the car to conduct midnight ram raids, stealing around £20,000 worth of cigarettes and alcohol. A West Midlands Police officer said "We simply haven't been able to get near the thing and it looks unlikely that we ever will", as their police cars were incapable of safely pursuing the stolen Lotus Carlton.[8] The car was never recovered and its current whereabouts are unknown, although in 2020 its original owner claimed that it was dumped in a canal, damaged beyond repair by a large object and subsequently scrapped.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is what happens when you are forbidden from shooting thieves

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then he wants a sports sedan. Not some top heavy nonsense that can't go fast around a corner without rolling.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ive hooned and drifted GMT 400s and its a blast. Plus I can drive it on shitty roads. The performance suvs handle way better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Sports car
        >Is an SUV
        Oxymoron

        But this useful idiot brings up a good point and just goes to show the mindset of the people who want these abominations. People who want everything but get nothing because they compromise on everything.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cope harder poorgay.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Poor people larping as rich people buy a do everything 'performance' SUV

            Rich people can have a dedicated sports car.

            Cope harder poorgay.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have a sports car and a high power SUV

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            do you want a high power sport utility vehicle, or a sport sport utility vehicle? and what separates one from the other?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because the Corvette cant go over speed bumps and potholes without scraping, cant take 3 passengers around, the convertibles sometimes leak, they are too low for a good view of the road, the gearbox isn't ideal for stop & go traffic in a rainy hilly city. They are moronic for anything other than a race track or attention gayging. No one ever pushes their Corvette on the road, You can't drive the Corvette around and have it transform into a luxury SUV when you get to the potholes, to the snow line, or pick up friends. Likewise the 4runner is slow. You're an idiot. I want my car to be big, comfy and fast in all conditions without the attention.

        Also my budget was constrained, so I got an older cheaper slightly lower performance SUV that has never been passed by a sports car on the highway or backroad

        >no attention
        moronic, all those fast crossovers, like AMGs and Ms are designed to be as gaudy as possible because their buyers want to show off

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          When someone down badges the x5 m to just an x5 no one knows the difference.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Except their huge grills, Black person wheels and loud exhaust still remain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because the Corvette cant go over speed bumps and potholes without scraping, cant take 3 passengers around, the convertibles sometimes leak, they are too low for a good view of the road, the gearbox isn't ideal for stop & go traffic in a rainy hilly city. They are moronic for anything other than a race track or attention gayging. No one ever pushes their Corvette on the road, You can't drive the Corvette around and have it transform into a luxury SUV when you get to the potholes, to the snow line, or pick up friends. Likewise the 4runner is slow. You're an idiot. I want my car to be big, comfy and fast in all conditions without the attention.

        Also my budget was constrained, so I got an older cheaper slightly lower performance SUV that has never been passed by a sports car on the highway or backroad

        [...]
        >no attention
        moronic, all those fast crossovers, like AMGs and Ms are designed to be as gaudy as possible because their buyers want to show off

        Also
        >go over potholes and speedbumps
        Is this why they lower their suspension back to normal car levels, give them low bumpers and 22 inch wheels?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was actually on Porsche's website, dicking around, and the marketing blurb made me LOL irl. They sure as shit know who's buying this crap, and those people are only fooling themselves if they think this gay grocery getter will find itself anywhere near a racetrack.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, and I'm in the wrong thread. I don't even care. Sports SUV's are the gaygiest thing on Earth right now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. can't beat one around a track

        >2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee Trackhawk, 3:06.9
        >2023 Subaru BRZ (brake/tire upgrade), 3:09.3

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >700 vs 200 hp
          >Barely faster
          If anything this shows you why these things are complete memes if even entry level sports cars are only 3 seconds behind it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >triple the HP
            >triple the cost
            >3s faster
            LMAO

            You know that's like being at a track and field event and getting smoked by some 400lb dude, right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's like being 3 seconds faster than the guy in a wheelchair

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I can walk up the stairs out of the arena. Driving a sports car is literally like being handicapped.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >triple the HP
          >triple the cost
          >3s faster
          LMAO

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/CuDbX0V.jpeg

          >700 vs 200 hp
          >Barely faster
          If anything this shows you why these things are complete memes if even entry level sports cars are only 3 seconds behind it.

          Brz can't take lap time as toyta/subaru has banned this engine in sporting events (lack of oil when turning).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            just invent a track with strictly left hand turns, this is not a toyota problem

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That makes sense. BRZ was designed for Nascar because they only turn left and go straight. But they didn't give it enough power to go fast either. It was Probably a diversity project

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are the gaygiest thing I know of, are you not on earth right now ?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Balkan

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine pullin up in your miata then getting gapped

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be pussy whipped beta male
    >wife demands an suv
    >try to salvage your manhood by getting one with shitloads of power
    It's not complicated op.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be pussyless incel beta male
      >other pussyless incels demand you drive a tiny 2 door sportscar
      >try salvage your manhood by larping as a based lone wolf smegma male

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy cope

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sports crossovers handle just as good as sports ca-CK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick does that fat heavy cow of a car flip?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >how does a car with a tall center of gravity flip?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's heavy and has a higher centre of gravity, which means gravity exerts more force on it than a sports car, and it's less stable than a land yacht coupe of comparable size.
        Also it's hilarious this section of my drivers' ed book used a monster truck as the example and not a more realistic pigfat SUV or lifted truck.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        high center of gravity, it also was up on the truck apron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/nRXtM5R.png

          It's heavy and has a higher centre of gravity, which means gravity exerts more force on it than a sports car, and it's less stable than a land yacht coupe of comparable size.
          Also it's hilarious this section of my drivers' ed book used a monster truck as the example and not a more realistic pigfat SUV or lifted truck.

          I have a Honda Crosstour which is a similar shape and heavy (AWD v6) can I flip my car in a round about?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Go try it and report back.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A good sports car can go from 0- major accident in 5 seconds in the hands of a moron. Proof that its sporty there

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    there are sports sedans and hatches for it

    SUVs are disgusting

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