whats is the cheapest burn car i can buy to stalk my oneitis with that wont fricking break down and leave me stranded infront of her house?

whats is the cheapest burn car i can buy to stalk my oneitis with that wont fricking break down and leave me stranded infront of her house?

im looking for extremely cheap, $500 if possible but willing to do $1000. I already have a car so this will be exclusively used for stalking, not as a DD

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're that poor you'd basically have to buy ANYTHING inside your budget that kinda runs. It's a waste of time to suggest any particular model to you when you have no choice, and you can't afford to travel anywhere either

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with your current wheels?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nothing is wrong with it, but my oneitis knows its my car because we went on a date together before so i cant stalk her in it or she will find out im stalking her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why not go on a second date instead of this stalking bullshit ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she doesnt want to go out with me anymore and blocked me but im still in love with her and want to know what she does

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why not hire a private investigator / buy a drone? Someone share that webm of the drone hovering outside a girl’s apartment window.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you should take the restraining order seriously.
        there are other crazy chicka for you outside which might even stalk you for a change

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick does one escape in a basedpod? Just tip it over

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a continuation of that oneitis saga from a month or two ago? With that Chinese car?
    Also, this may seem strange, but you don't happen to be on amphetamines (adderall) or other stimulants maybe? They make you really horny and obsessive, you might want to cut that out if it's the case.
    Stalking someone is not okay and I don't even understand why people do it. I may be a criminal, but I don't bother other people, that's some actually wrong shit. Let her go, move on, rub one out, and find a hobby. Everyone gets crushes, and the feeling is real, but part of life is dealing with that without ruining other peoples' lives.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If this is that guy with the fat little goblin oneitis getting rammed in a Chinese car I swear to God...

      op here, kek that is me, cant believe DA still remembers that. Ill give a rundown on what has happened since:

      >I kept begging her for another date
      >she finally told me she doesnt like me and is seeing someone else
      >proceeds to block me from all social media, phone calls, etc
      >i make a fake facebook profile and add her on it, she accepts it but this took like a month so in this time i had no way of knowing if she did have a bf or not
      >once she accepts me she doesnt have any pics or relationship status with anybody

      So now idk if she really is seeing someone new or if she was just lying to get me off her back, and thats why i need a burner car so i can sit outside her house and see if she goes out with anybody. Yesterday she stopped going online on facebook at 8:30pm and then went back online at 3:30am so she was outside her house for fricking 7hrs and its killing me not knowing who the frick or what she was doing that she got home so late

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've doted on girls that didn't give a frick about me before but this is quite pathetic, unfrick your shit OP.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever considered that if she doesn't want to be around you that you're hurting her every second you bother her? This chick is scared of you, for good reason, and will never have consensual sex with you.
        If you want her to be happy, leave her alone. Imagine if some gay dude was doing this to you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          tbh idc about her wellbeing. I just want to be happy myself, and being with her makes me happy. Not being with her makes me incredibly miserable which is why i need to know what shes up to

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you'd be happier if you spilled your brains out on the pavement you subhuman scum

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If your "happiness" depends on being with a goblina who's scared of you, consult a specialist asap.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Have you thought about pitching a tent outside her house and acting homeless?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >tbh idc about her wellbeing. I just want to be happy myself,
            Have you considered heroin (not fent)? It makes you happier than sex, takes away your desire for sex, and is morally-better than stalking some helpless person. Seriously, I'd rather see a junkie than a stalker any day.
            You're torturing this woman and you don't care, do you not see what you're saying?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Un alive your self for me real quick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >so she was outside her house for fricking 7hrs and its killing me not knowing who the frick or what she was doing that she got home so late
        >wants a "burner car" to stalk her
        Have a word with yourself and ask if what you're doing is wrong. Nobody on DA is going to condone what you're doing, and all you're doing by posting here is leaving evidence of premeditation.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Nobody on DA is going to condone what you're doing
          I condone it. Frick women. Stalk on OP.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OP asked about a burner car, you're only bringing moralgayging. I want him to get it and see where this leads.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He should offer to be a driving instructor for indian people. Their car or borrowed car whatever. Hes a poorgay so that not only gives him income but an excuse to be stalking her.

            >Oh hi femanon I am just teaching durgesh how to drive, I didn't realize that you were in the area.
            >(Durgesh) Hello bootiful show bOobs and Bagine. I pleasure you all night

            Repeat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what makes her so special to you? was she nice to you for a minute? did that stick with you? i’ve been obsessive with the wrong women but i know when chasing after them is a pointless endeavor. ask yourself why *this* chick, and if all this behavior from you is really justified. i’m not talking about moral justification. i’m just asking you to ask yourself if this is all worth it. it sounds to me like the only way she’d spend time in the same room as you would be if it were a mere coincidence or if it happened by force. there's always better people out there you just haven’t met yet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Yesterday she stopped going online on facebook at 8:30pm and then went back online at 3:30am so she was outside her house for fricking 7hrs
        I bet she went to your place to watch if you have been going to see anybody in your car. Shortly after blocking you, she probably regretted telling you those lies and wants to be back with you, but she is afraid you may start to hate her for hurting you if she admits this, so she cannot just unblock you for no good reason. She wants to be sure that you are not seeing anybody else before making her move to get back with you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/MGk0JWn.jpeg

        whats is the cheapest burn car i can buy to stalk my oneitis with that wont fricking break down and leave me stranded infront of her house?

        im looking for extremely cheap, $500 if possible but willing to do $1000. I already have a car so this will be exclusively used for stalking, not as a DD

        >YOU ARE DOING ALL OF THIS FOR A NON VIRGIN YOU LOW T homosexual
        >THERE ARE COUNTLESS LOADS OF CUM ON HER FACE YOU KEK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I may be a criminal, but I don't bother other people, that's some actually wrong shit.
      You teased a way more interesting story than that stalking simp mate. Come on.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If this is that guy with the fat little goblin oneitis getting rammed in a Chinese car I swear to God...

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you rent a Nissan versa?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to car lots and see what they can offer you for that money. Ever watched Too Old to Die Young? You do what Martin did in episode 4 when he got his Mustang for $85

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kek just find a different girl to date. It's not that hard.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just spend your $1000 on hookers. You wont remember that other girl once you have a couple of decent dates with escorts

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any other official canon of OP I should know about?
    https://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/27425332/
    https://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/27455015/
    https://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/27475527/#27475527

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I think you've got all the episodes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah that guy. OP: you need to bang a different hooker every weekend untill you are cured of this condition and you have a treatable STI instead.

      Better yet become a Mormon and get a QT trad wife who comes with kids for some reason

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oneitis
    Have we really normalized obsessing over holes?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did we ever figure out what country OP's in? With that odd chink car and all?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

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