Everything they do, there are other companies that do it better: >exclusivity factor: Ferrari
>looks: even some economy/middle class brands look better/less boring when it comes to sedans and SUVs.
>Sports cars: literally every other sports car they dont make, for different reasons.
>Supercars: you know the ones
>Price: they're expensive, you know.
>Reliability: in the Reliability Index ranking, Maserati comes 40th out of 40 brands.
It's because of the pornstar, isn't it?
the engine noise
maseratis are cars for people with ears
german cars might be more competent in every way, but german cars are boring - porsche excepted - and ferrari doesn't make a sedan or SUV (yet)
Not ferrari, but:
>even some economy/middle class brands look better/less boring when it comes to sedans and SUVs
I dated a chick who looked like present day (chubby, short hair) Maserati. We didn't get along all that well but she was good in bed and the breasts were huge.
I was gonna say lucky until you said short hair
Don't go to Washington and Oregon. Every woman looks like a dike.
Italian Jaguar. They’re not meant to posture or set lap records, they’re meant to be comfortable and fast for an executive.
This is the perfect comparison. Are they the best at anything? not really but what they do they do well enough
You never ripped around in a sedan with a Ferrari V8?
Maserati have always made comfy cars for the the executive who wanted a big, comfy Ferrari
>ferrari engine
>zf8hp
>valved exhaust standard
>radio ripped straight from a minivan
"my ferrari needs more doors"
>Ferrari engine
The biturbo V6 is a Pentastar variant, with the block produced by Chrysler workers in either Kokomo, Indiana or Trenton, New Jersey. It's as Italian as the Chrysler TC by Maserati.
Why do you have to write made up bullshit? You subhuman, piece of shit.
The F160 is a 60° V6 gasoline engine that displaces 2,979 cc (181.8 cu in). It utilizes a turbocharger for each cylinder bank, twin intercoolers and direct injection. The engine is designed by Maserati[1] and assembled by Ferrari; specifically, the engine blocks are cast and machined to Ferrari's approved specifications respectively in Chrysler's Kokomo, Indiana and Trenton Engine Plant, then shipped to Modena, Italy for assembly by Ferrari.[1] This engine shares bore and combustion chamber design, the same valves control technology (i.e. roller finger followers and four cam phasers), the same twin turbocharging approach and direct injection-ignition system with Ferrari F154 engine.[2] The engine auxiliaries are identical (alternator, starter motor and power steering pump) or very similar (variable displacement oil pump). The difference of F160 from F154: F160 engine block is made by high pressure die cast (HPDC) process which is extremely suitable for high volume production. However, it is open deck type and can't endure to high specific power in HP/liter. F160 doesn't have an overboost function. Ferrari was responsible for design and bench testing[3] of this engine.
Motor Trend confirms that the F160 was based on the Pentastar block, you're coping with the fact that your Fiat product relies on American engineering and manufacturing.
https://www.motortrend.com/reviews/2017-maserati-levante-q4-first-test-review/
>developed and engineered by Ferrari
>heads made by Ferrari
>B-BUH IT’S A PENTASTAR
Holy cope Americans, Italians don’t need how to be taught about making engines and food.
the F160 isn't the only engine they use though
They're for people too snooty to drive regular traffic but don't have enough money to buy anything but base model Ferraris, Porsches and Range Rovers and don't want to seem broke to their peers.
My old man has an Granfurismo MC Stradale and my God the sound. It shits on Ferraris especially on race mode and because its the race version of the Gran turismo it handles like its on rails instead of being a comfy GT. The V8s on Maseratis with the V8 are probably the best sounding modern cars you can get(shame most of their cars have those terrible V6s and the V8 is reserved for the trofeo cars). Anyway basically only they're V8 cars are good. Anything else is shit. Also they don't want their cars competing with Ferrari so the Granturismo and now the MC20 have to be gimped because they can't beat Ferrari.
This is a dream garage car of mine
>V8 is reserved for the trofeo cars
GTS (and now the newly-renamed modena s) are the same f154 with lesser fueling and detuned
ferrari don't make tractors
except they do
>https://www.ferraritractor.com/
No, it's the guinea obsession with styling plus their interiors are really nice. Some models look cool AF but I'd not be caught dead owning one with the maintenance.
Maseratis are expensive cars for poor people.
I live in Baltimore and it seems to be THE car for Black personich blacks here. I’ve never seen one on the street till I moved here and they are everywhere here, never driven by a white person.
The insides are very good and they sound excellent. They also drive quite nicely as well. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried commuting in a Ferrari or a Lamborghini but it isn’t pleasant, even the modern ones. An Aventador is wider than a Malaise era full size. A Ferrari 488 has the air conditioning of a cheap Mexican hotel and seats made of plywood.
The Maserati isn’t any of those things. It might not be capable of the laptimes of other cars, but you don’t drive a 180 mile round trip into New York/London once a week thinking about laptimes. You’re thinking about what you’re having for lunch and if the traffic will ease up. They’re similar to Aston Martin. A big engine with big power and big seats and loads of things that make you think “ooh, that’s nice” and not “my back is sticking to the racing seats and I have a headache”
giant brown breasts
i mean, they're huge
I had a ghibli for a while.
Noone wants them so you can buy them only 3 years old for like 50% off if you look hard enough.
I enjoyed it for several months until the check engine light came on. The mechanic said it would be $3,000 so i cleared the check engine light with a $20 scan tool and sold it.
"couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter alexis"
>It's because of the pornstar, isn't it?
Is that ugly sack of shit the pornstar you're referring to?
Its a sad state of affairs we're in anon. :,(
I wouldn't even if she paid me and I got to wear a blindfold.
Name?
> being the inferior Ferrari sedan...
Based & Alfa-pilled
Maseratis are for poor people who don't know anything about cars to impress other poor people who don't know anything about cars.
Poor people who do know about cars just buy a Lotus.
My japanese girlfriend wants to buy a Maserati Quattroporte and wrap it pink because and I quote "I think the logo is cute".
I think this sums up Maserati owners. I'm an old Jag owner so who am I to judge?
She's really specific about what she likes about the car and I can appreciate that. Most men can't even tell me why they like a Mercedes apart from: dude it's a benzz.
the only problem they have is that they're Italian class on a budget
engine is some specially tuned glorious sounding shitbox engine from Ferrari but all the switches, cluster, radio, etc are LITERALLY out of a Dodge Charger
BIG BLACK breasts
I mean, what's the point of modern Jag, its just as redundant as Maserati to be fair. Even their design has been very similar for a long while now.
Why do Blacks look like actual apes?