What's your cartoon idea about demons?
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What's your cartoon idea about demons?
What's your cartoon idea about demons?
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None, Jesus is King.
Repent now.
King of whom?
Hail Satan
jews
Doom cartoon that's a rendition of Dante's inferno where doomguy busts demon skulls on a journey through the seven circles of hell with each circle having a head demon and satan's in an icy world at the bottom.
FPBP
spwp
Weak mindless slave.
Better a slave to the Lord than a slave to my Id, also known as an animal.
>its good to be a slave!
Typical christian. Satan granted you freedom and you piss it away by begging at the feet of a genocidal monster.
>I'm terrified that if I lower my guard for even a second, Satan will jump out from behind a streetlight and steal my soul
>me must destroy everything that no am me sky daddy so me must be safe
>me want be safe me want be safe me want be safe unga bunga unga bunga UNGA BUNGA
>WHY ME NO CAN BE SAFE
>UUUUUUUNGA BUUUUUUUUNGA
A non bias telling of the OT where YHWH is revealed to be the tyrannical genocidal monster he is and Satan is the good guy freeing humanity from Eden
>Satan freed humans
Tricking people into committing an implied capital offense that jest ends with exile isn't freeing anybody. Satan wanted God to destroy Adam and Eve.
Read the Book of Job. Satan has to do mental gymnastic to convince God that Job has to be tried before being recognized a good servant and needs God's permission to do anything. Why? Because once Job proves himself God grants him authority to decide if his "friends" deserve his sins to be punished. Job gains greater authority than Satan ever had.
Jesus outright spells it out that He wants us to sit on thrones alongside His, after we prove our worthiness. Satan hates us because we are given a chance to outrank him.
Would be good to have a cartoon centering on unsuccessful Satan's spiteful attempts against us, Loony Tunes style
So smt?
Sex. The answer you're looking for is sex.
sex with demons
There are no "demons", not as the Yaweh cults portray them. They are merely servants of the other gods that Yaweh tries to keep away from Earth because he's a greedy bastard, forcing them to resort to subterfuge, influence and "corruption". I want some eldritch Gnostic shit where Yaweh is the demiurge.
Gnosticism is just Christianity for contrarians.
The Gnostic version of God is far more defensible than the athropormorphised retcon that is Yaweh.
Like hazbin hotel where the demons are pathetic homosexuals but the main character is a roided out, Conan-esque based moron who goes around killing them
I'unno, just make em hot.
Like in anime.
Here's the pitch, hell is a headquarters for devils who's jobs are make people give in to sin by possessing them. Niki, the only child of Zee and Lucy, is a goody little two shoes who doesn't like being bad.
After hearing stories about god and his angels, niki made it a mission to do good deeds and become an angel through redemption, done which by possessing thugs, lowlives, prostitutes, and criminals into making them do good in a funny montage.
At one point there's a b-plot of a teen going along as part of a plan for an armed robbery, the reason for it being a misguided attempt of financially aiding the family, with the parent in the hospital in need of expensive surgery.
Faced with this moral dilemma, Niki selfishly does the right thing for herself and stops the robbery by possessing the teen in other to stop the other robbers, at the cost of the teen getting arrested.
Wracked with guilt, Niki gets down in the dumps, when the head honcho of hell, Stan, comes to Niki's side and tells Niki about his time as an angel and how he thought that he was doing the right thing ultimately made him fall from grace to become the person he is today, he encourages Niki that it isn't too late and that there's still time to do the right thing.
Taking Stan's words to heart, Niki brightens up and possesses the Teen's Crimelord relative, who bails the teen out, and helps with the money for the surgery for the Parent, who turns out that they're both siblings who fell out long ago, and miss each other.
Finally gathering enough karma points to become an angel, Niki says a final farewell to everyone and ascends to the heavens, where Niki can do good.
Honestly, I would love an animated movie about a demon who goes on a dark adventure with Don Bluth style art and being rated R.
evil
He's hot.
It's funny because Chernobog, as a generic quasi-deity representing the night, was never explicitly evil until Christians began associating him with Satan.
christians associating things they don't like with satan? stop the presses
deems taylor called him satan, chernabog's name came later
Neat.
you expect me to believe that something with horns and wings and fangs and claws isn't a devil?
I mean it could be a dragon but I'm pretty sure some Welsh guy killed all of them
I wonder how big his dick is
My idea is more on supernatural creatures being forced to coexist with humans and it going horribly wrong, like nymphs being forced as sex slaves and satyrs being killed for sport etc
What if le good guys are devils and angels are le bad guys. God I’m such a fricking genius.
My idea is Purgatony season 2. That shit was killed too soon and had a way better satire of the whole heaven/hell dichotomy than most DA which tries it.
Mix the content of Supernatural with the mystery storytelling of Filmore.
Instant hit.
Let's see...
Demons work by making deals with mortals in order to either acquire their souls or otherwise get them in their debt for future schemes. Success in this determines your social status and place in the hierarchy. MC is a rather mediocre demon that finally hits rock bottom after a string of failures and ends up kicked out of hell.
Now stuck on Earth, he must cheat and scam his way back into being a respectable demon and earn his way back home. This becomes an uphill battle as his already pitiful powers are further diminished by his exile, meaning he must pull all kinds of improvisation as little more than a human in order to fulfill his end of the deal, often with the help of human friends he makes along the way (who are a mix of scammers and bullshit artists who he learns from, and well intentioned idiots, at least one of each).
If you want more plot than episodic stuff then gradually the MC grows more confident and efficient, and other demons start giving him the time of day occasionally, opening other plots..
I imagine something somewhat on the lines of Ed Edd n Eddy with even more of a focus on scams.
Something like Splatterhouse 2010 where a guy gets possessed by a demon and uses his new supernatural strength and powers to kill other demons.
A cartoon about demons that rape, commit random acts of violence, say racial slurs and are attracted to minors, they're completely unsympathetic. Also there's a bunch of angels that kill the demons that are right and virtuous.
It would be the anti-hazbin hotel.
Not a cartoon idea but my project for advanced creative writing was a novel about the relationship between demonic entities, witchcraft and the measurement of evil... Maybe I'll polish it up and publish it one day?
If I was to do a story about demons, I would make the demons as the representation of humanity at their most raw and excessive, the worst parts of humanity made manifest. Not that they cause the worst parts of humanity, but they ARE the darkest worst parts of the human psyche.
I mean I also have a story where Earth is a test of free will, with hell being the variable factor of what sin can do to free will but it's not that deep.
Demons are bad. Mmmkay.
Entities that come to people engaging in negative acts or vices. They don't necessarily encourage them to do so, but if they do they won't protest and will assist them in it. If a person manages to overcome it, the demon doesn't act angry as though they were defeated, or happy that the person better themselves, they just quietly and apathetically leave and go on to the next person.
A cartoon? No.
A live action porn parody? Oh... yesss.
I almost never see this get brought up but demons are in Hell. Unlike people they didn't do anything to deserve hell, they just exist in hell.
They are fallen angels that have joined Satan. Or the angels that have raped women before the flood. Or their offspring.
My cartoon idea is that Alastor needs to be my husband
A war between Cosmical Entities versus God Demons just like the Titans and the Archivists.
I prefer angels.
>demon asks MC out
>they're both dudes