Why do you, as a man, not own a Nissan Titan?

Why do you, as a man, not own a Nissan Titan?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why should I?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda want one as theyre the last v8 trucks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally all of the big 3 offers V8s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, I forgot reliable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’d call them more reliable than a lot of cuckbox Korean/VAG shit you see on the road.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i do but it is an old broke down piece of shit

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Came with big V8 standard. Now your choices are way more limited.

    Nissan really fricked up not marketing it at all.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't put a 4x8 sheet of plywood flat in the bed and close the tailgate, your just driving a pigfat piece of poser shit, and probably need your balls cut off.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't need a truck. A minivan does fine.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have no use for a pickup and I have nothing I need to compensate for.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      TDS have you thinking about penises again anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"""Truck derangement syndrome""" = "someone I don't like doesn't like the type of vehicle that I like"
        Wow, epic own. It must have taken the collective brainpower of 150 thousand pickup truck owners to come up with that one.

        I think you should use that same phrase in every single thread someone says something mean about pickup twucks! Nobody can tell you're the same autist embarrassing himself by spamming the same moronic phrase over and over. Implicating that everyone who doesn't like trucks is a gay and hating on gays totally doesn't make you look like a closeted/self hating homosexual. Also doesn't feed into the overcompensating stereotype.

        Good job little pickup snowflake, keep it up. Maybe you can find another logical fallacy from the /misc/ sticky and use that in your next image.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cope and seethe microdick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I see articles like this all the time about various aspects of masculine culture. Who the frick actually listens to these guys

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will never own a Nissan, I have enough self respect to not be a scumbag

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i remember seeing them in 2007 at the autoshow, i was 19 and thought they were really cool huge and now they are lil pissant trucks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because I have a frontier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Because I have a frontier
      came here to say this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Because I have a frontier
      came here to say this

      Too big for what I do. I don't need it. I do have a Frontier though and I love it.

      You fellers like yours? I'm thinking about getting one even though a SUV would probably better fit my needs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeees they are very cool

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They use the same oil filters as their shitbox comuter cars instead of a larger one like every other truck.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need one, especially that big

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Nissan

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too fancy and I didn't like it.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    27598158
    Totally owned me with a deflection
    Awesomesauce over 9000 internetz

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    japanese attempt at making an american trophy truck. yawn.
    its fuel injectors are good to steal for building honda motors, they're E85 tolerant and flow like 350cc/min each. that's all these are good for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this can tow 2x the rating of a ridgeline

      They use the same oil filters as their shitbox comuter cars instead of a larger one like every other truck.

      the engine is extremely reliable and proven in formula d

      Literally all of the big 3 offers V8s

      yeah but the dodge is a dodge, the gms rust out or wear out top ends, the fords have belt driven oil pumps and cam phaser issues

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "better than a ridgeline" is a low bar roflmao

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too big for what I do. I don't need it. I do have a Frontier though and I love it.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not too fat to fit in a sports car

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yesterday's Lowes run:
    100 cedar fence boards
    4 ea 8' 2x4
    Huge hydrangia x 2 ea
    4 ea large pots
    32 lbs briquettes
    3 ea propane cylinders exchanged
    ...Could that have fit in our toyota sedan? Yes, in two trips. I don't carry propane cylinders in my car but you can do whatever you like.
    All that shit fit in my crew cab 6.5' bed, under the tonneau and in the back seat.
    Having a truck is sweet, but you shouldn't get one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i could fit everything but the wood in my miata

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The big 3 literally shoved the Titan Cummins piece of shit into a coffin, all 3 nailed it down, and all 3 shoved it into the grave and covered it. What a piece of shit truck.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Titan died because Nissan is downmarket from Dodge and it offers nothing over the 1500

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anything is better than a fricking dodge

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NIssan is for scum bottom-tier credit dwellers. Even Ram is an upgrade.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For as much bashing as Nigsan gets for the Altima crowd, Titan drivers are the least likely to act melanin enriched on the road in my experience

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a Frontier that had some devastating transmission and drive shaft issues. Surprisingly some idiot bought it, it almost had to go to the junkyard.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a non-huwhite person driving a Titan. Not once.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have an adequately sized wiener. I work in an office. Why do I need one?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're probably a busrider leftist from reddit and don't even own a car based on the wiener obsession comment. but on the off-chance that you own a car, a titan or frontier will last longer than whatever bullshit cuckmobile you have, unless it's a toyota/lexus/ or panther platfform. it's one of the best vehicles you can buy. nissan trucks are legit and simply a good buy as a vehicle regardless of whether you need a "truck." people whine about:
      >oh there's no good used vehicles that aren't overpriced
      well titans, frontiers, gmt400 and gmt800 platform tahoe/yukon/suburban are the new cheap and reliable vehicles. you snooze you lose.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Nooo you can't laugh at truckgays otherwise you're a redditor or busrider
        lol, you realize there's other cars on the road besides trucks, right? Most of them, actually. I'm a Honda guy so chances are my cars will last just as long or longer.

        Again. I work in an office. Why do I need a giant v8 truck to commute in again? Please remind me. On the off chance that I need a truck, I can always rent or borrow one so.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd only get a Titan if the Ridgeline was the only alternative

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pathetic payload for such a large "truck". It's literally an SUV with a bed. Designed for the active™ family that will throw 4 backpacks and a single kayak in it and exclaim that they are FULLY LOADED before heading out to some pay to enter pond.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's what most American truck owners are doing too if you would stop larping for 2 seconds

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have one and I'm literally going bankrupt trying to keep gas in the tank. Frickin thing gets like 9 miles a gallon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because I own a Silverado

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nissan interiors are cheap and uncomfortable

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