>Your honor, remember when I said my Camry was death proof?

>Your honor, remember when I said my Camry was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. My car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, your honor, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lir-OvkpvsQ

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woah who is this qtpie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mackenzie Shirilla. She smoked weed then intentionally crashed her vehicle into a brick wall at 100mph which killed all her passengers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how much weed did she smoke and were her passengers as high as she was?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        another poor white girl gets manipulated by some beaner

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/MNJ5Pz9.jpeg

          >Your honor, remember when I said my Camry was death proof? Well, that wasn't a lie. My car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, your honor, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.

          >driving at 160 km/h into a wall and surviving
          What the frick are today's cars made of ? No wonder they're all so pigfat, and for what ? To allow underage muttgroids to survive these stunts ? I want all crash safety regulations gone.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently the brick wall hit mostly the passenger side, an offset collision

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why don't you start riding a bicycle if you live being dangerous and unreasonable

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why don't you start riding a bicycle if you live being dangerous and unreasonable
            Lmao I indeed cycle everywhere and only drive to cruise at night.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lester have you been a bad boy?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I want all crash safety regulations gone.
            i also want this.
            after that they can remove all gun safeties, and legalize all drugs, and abortions.
            they can let the troons do whatever they want as well, the 41 will get them anyway.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We're talking about cars here. Keep your wiener obsession to yourself, thanks.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know you're joking. But this sounds great actually

            t. Not a troon, I swear

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s pretty based. How the frick did she survive and how do I contact her about marriage

  3. 4 weeks ago
    p

    Bet the pussy was off the charts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My craziest gf was also the worst in bed so I'm not so sure about that

      • 4 weeks ago
        p

        Closet lesbo probably

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's one catch though, she was a premature orgasmer and after the orgasm she couldn't go on

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry bro. But it is highly likely she was faking that.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just found out there were multiple victims, not just one guy. Pic related was one of the victims.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be poor orphan niglet
      >get adopted by white parents who want to make you into a model citizen
      >get run over by a Stacy
      >didn't get to achieve your dream of becoming a barber
      My homie should have worn a seatbelt, though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/qz7yqJt.jpeg

        I just found out there were multiple victims, not just one guy. Pic related was one of the victims.

        Frick, I forgot to edit the text. I honestly would have preferred it if he did get run over. He might not have seen it coming, but this scared little Black was probably begging with his friend for this b***h to slow the frick down. I will reiterate that they should have worn seatbelts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Frick, I forgot to edit the text. I honestly would have preferred it if he did get run over. He might not have seen it coming, but this scared little Black was probably begging with his friend for this b***h to slow the frick down. I will reiterate that they should have worn seatbelts.

        Pretty sure they were wearing seatbelts or there would be at least a hole in that windshield

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick, that was some crash, then.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that homies bulge God damn.

      Rip

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can be her seat, I mean I can save her.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >crashed at 100MPH killing the other two occupants and survived
    wow

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The only time a White women faces legal consequences is when she kills Black folk
    Ah, of course.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >White
      I guess girl in OP is what passes for white in muttland

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >White
      I guess girl in OP is what passes for white in muttland

      >shirilla

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a shitshow

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love crazy chicks bros

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oof

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting to see where the car was glued together. It worked too.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant believe itll be 2028 before well see if theres any headcrush: maximums or not

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        those nhtsa crash survey samples are like 3-4 years behind

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >would

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can fix her

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should have just said the homies smoked the weed in her car and she got it as passive person. she used the belts whilst homies will not touch white person nanny shit

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she has such a nice ass btw

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