Zoomers genuinely ruin everything

Zoomers genuinely ruin everything

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    An R6 and no mirrors.

    The problem will solve itself.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be like this, but then the motorcycle gave me something to live for. Now 20 years later I'm alive, thriving, unbothered, moisturized.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i get the thrill on an ebike but it only goes as fast as a 50cc moped. want to get the thrill of a motorcycle but don't want to die. any tips

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        buy some 250cc "sportsbike"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          automatic?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take the MSF course, ride with full gear, ride within your skill level, don't ride beveraged, follow the posted speed recommendation in turns that you're not familiar with, stay alert while riding and ride defensively. If you follow these tips you'll be extremely unlikely to die.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dirt bike

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. This kid acts like he's the first person to be depressed or fatalistic and own a bike

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, you had success. That zoomer won't make more than 30k a year the rest of his life. Apples and oranges.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What zoomer?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Roll with a nice bike
    >Baaaww don't want to live
    utter first world b***h problems

  4. 9 months ago
    Greased Geese

    people have popularized mental illness and so now you have people pretending to be moronic. (merely pretending)

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based zoom zoom. Frick the government, frick regulations, frick npcs who drive boring shit and live boring lifes because "muh safeterino and muh wellness!!1!"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >four ears.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, four ears, is that a problem?

        dipsheet weeb teens/early 20s guys on 600cc/liter bikes is a problem that solves itself. I have seen so many morons here with clapped out sports bikes and anime stickers it makes me actually miss boomers on harleys and indians.

        Whatever, he might die young, but he'll die a real human bean while you'll die an npc wageslave

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he'll die a real human bean while you'll die an npc wageslave

          LMAO you actually believe this shit don't you wahahah holy frick

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're spiritually no different from coofvid boomers hysterically demolishing the economy and education system

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No its not possible, everyone else except me is cringe and gay for contributing to society im like different and cool and shit and im gonna die young and my death is gonna mean something

            Do us a favor and turn yourself into a smear on the pavement already

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No its not possible, everyone else except me is cringe and gay for contributing to society im like different and cool and shit and im gonna die young and my death is gonna mean something

            Do us a favor and turn yourself into a smear on the pavement already

            You're a worthless npc with zero personality, individuality meaningless boring life among millions of pathetic ants like yourself. You will die having achieved nothing outstanding and be forgotten. It's no wonder your sneeding so hard at people actually living, not simply existing like you. Cope harder thinking you're the reasonable one.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            *tips fedora*

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You're a worthless npc with zero personality, individuality meaningless boring life among millions of pathetic ants like yourself. You will die having achieved nothing outstanding and be forgotten.

            And you think you arent? lmao

            Why are you still not asleep? You're gonna lose productivity at your fake job wagecage with just 4 hours of sleep and Mr Sheckelberg won't be happy

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            *tips fedora harder*

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy being replace by AI I guess

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post yourself. We need a good laugh

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dox yourself
            you first

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ahh, you're fat and ugly. Gotcha

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            t. sneeding liberal arts degree owner
            hows the burger flipping going?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Keep tipping that fedora :^)

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >noooo you don't understand I'm not an NPC I'm mommy's special boy and have a meme degree!!1!
            You must be the loser that sneeds like mad any time semi trucks are mentioned

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tl:dr

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm so low-IQ that reading sentences that contain over 10 words is too hard for me
            that burger-flipping job was made for you

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Explain

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go get some sleep moron, your burger-flipping 12-hour shift will start soon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What does this even mean?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >trying to be le funny
            kys Black person

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You're a worthless npc with zero personality, individuality meaningless boring life among millions of pathetic ants like yourself. You will die having achieved nothing outstanding and be forgotten.

            And you think you arent? lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dipsheet weeb teens/early 20s guys on 600cc/liter bikes is a problem that solves itself. I have seen so many morons here with clapped out sports bikes and anime stickers it makes me actually miss boomers on harleys and indians.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he crashes but doesn't die, instead becomes a vegetable paralized from waist down, then he will actually be the problem

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >REEEEE I WANNA FRICKING KILL MYSELF I WANNA DIE

    as a zoomber myself im getting sick of these gays. not representative of the majority of my generation. Ignore these fools

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The simplest argument to refute a moral nihilist is to kill them
      You'd actually be proving their point.

      I used to be like this, but then the motorcycle gave me something to live for. Now 20 years later I'm alive, thriving, unbothered, moisturized.

      >Roll with a nice bike
      >Baaaww don't want to live
      utter first world b***h problems

      people have popularized mental illness and so now you have people pretending to be moronic. (merely pretending)

      Insane but predictable that 4cuck is full of middle aged blue collar morons.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        shouldnt you be at one of your $300/hr psychologist sessions? shoo shoo

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is absolutely hilarious the proportion of bikecucks who are suicidal. "I just need to go fast!" Hahaha holy fricking cringe, pull yourself by your bootstraps and do something with your life instead of wasting gas on the freeway you emo pussies

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ruin
    this is how bikegays are though
    >Im an OUTCAST
    >I dont care if I die abloo bloo 🙁

    are you just now realizing how you come off? Kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      before
      >motorcycles were for bad boys and tough guys
      Now
      >bunch of pussies who cry about everything

      There's a masculinity crisis.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wear an airbag vest, I care if I die.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, we're gonna make it bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just think bikes are fun 🙂

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chad dualsport bloomer

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably has a helmet with a mohawk or bunny ears

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There always were edgy homosexuals like this l. Just look at the nu metal scene and how many of those guys have/had bikes

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he doesn't want to live then what's the issue?

    Better than a boomer who's racking up millions in healthcare fee's to dump on his children, and society at large, just so he can live another 5 years.

    Zoomers and millenials have less and less to live for each day, and pretty much the only cure is for boomers and their grip on our gov't to be eliminated.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nihilism is cool
    >there is nothing to live for
    >nothing means anything, haha
    Frick I hate popular culture

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick I hate normieBlack folk*
      Ftfy

  14. 9 months ago
    Hotwing

    >the absolute state of r6 riders

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute CHAD

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice bike man bet that thing will do 110 with enough highway

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how?
    If you want an r6/sport bike go buy one.
    If you are annoyed he is hooning about.... why bother.
    Your fathers did the same with rd 400's, cb400/750's, and kawasaki h1/h2's.

    I got tired of being at fault for everything, now I just don't care. I ride.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No racism please 🙂

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU HAVE TO LIVE AND PAY YOUR TAXES SO MR SHEKELSTEIN CAN AFFORD A NEW VACATION HOME
    hehe zoom zoom go zoom zoom

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had an R1 when I was 19
    because I couldnt afford a ducati 999
    it was on of the older ones that were tank slapping wheelie hopping death traps, $1400 and the rusty thing needed new forks and a valve adjustment that im pretty sure I didnt even do correctly
    first gear went to 92mph
    this is after shoving the biggest quietest muffler I could find on it because I kept getting pulled over for madeup bullshit like "failure to yield"
    didnt die
    did this one weird trick of not yanking the throttle like a moron, and driving a reasonable speed
    did shitties and wheelies in empty parking lots

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I AM SO LE HECKIN DEPRESSED XDDD

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When i was depressed riding wasn't fun.
    Nothing was fun
    Except pain.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      forcing yourself to shower and go to work was painful

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bikegays doubling down hard on being suicidal morons
    >in the next thread they will say being a bikegay isn't suicidal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HELL YEAH BROTHER

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    im so nihilistic ill make a social media post about it thatll show them >:^[)

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that one zoomer who wanted suicide by average cagie?

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Millenials, and gen x before them were all doing the same thing.

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